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DeeJay
Sorry
September 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I will never shut up
August 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Why are convertibles considered a luxury car? You only have half the car....
August 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It was always my dream to be slightly off putting
July 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
They call it rose because it rose
July 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Started weird penny collection
July 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Only fucking retail workers would start some shit like a "weird penny collection"
July 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"Teach a man to fish and he will never go hungry again." That's stupid. You need fish to make more fish. Not to mention fish debts. Or having to pay fucking fish child support.
July 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I think everyone needs to start going over on their break
February 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII
February 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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got a PS5 for my lil brother. Best trade I ever did.
February 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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redesign of the piece that has gotten me restricted/suspended at least 4 times 😇
December 10, 2024 at 2:00 PM
It is kind of funny to imagine that if there is a president after Trump they have to clean everything up again lol
February 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Deleting Twitter and forcing myself to use bluesky more as some sort of twisted exposure therapy
January 29, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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For the first time ever, I am selling independently made art prints! Shares are greatly appreciated! 🤍

Link to Dimitri print:
radiantjunebug.bigcartel.com/product/fe3h...

#fe3h #fireemblem
January 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Affectionately calling my wife a honey badge because she is. So mean to me
November 23, 2024 at 7:18 AM
Do they make cars that don't require keys bc I ain't carrying that shit around lmao. Clingy bitch
November 22, 2024 at 5:19 AM
This mf has not played nier
November 14, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Reading Shakespeare for the first time.... Is this dude a fucking idiot? Why can't he fucking spell?
November 14, 2024 at 10:52 AM
Why should I be bullied just because I'm mean and unpleasant to be around
November 14, 2024 at 9:49 AM
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Art prints are coming soon. Follow for updates. ♡
#art #FE3H #fireemblem #Dimitri
November 12, 2024 at 12:25 AM
So like. We are assassinating him again right?
November 8, 2024 at 1:30 AM
If I'm to use this app I need ample attention. Start liking all my tweets. Now.
November 8, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Hi gang I'm a blueskeeter now. Where's the porn
November 7, 2024 at 5:42 AM