Hey, I’m sitting in the dumpster with you. Neither of us realize that our smudged faces look like haute couture and that fashion week is happening right around the corner, and if we can help each other climb out of the dumpster, we can sneak in for snacks and to get photographed by paparazzi.

Not enough people are being vocal about this situation and I’m tired of the silence

Ok but those breaded eggplant cutlets slap. Cook em in the air fryer then layer some seasoned ricotta between 3 of them and eat ‘em with a little penne with marinara situation. Chefs kiss.

Uh <5

Not autocorrect changing reason to season

Always willing to destroy my notifs for brain chemicals

In restaurants we say FIFO for first in first out product rotation and I know you speak restaurant so i was like “FAFO ok…uh…First…hm? First audited…first…ousted? First assessed…finally overthrown? What are they cooking with this?” And then i realized you were speaking internet not restaurant.

Okay, but you do know people can check out the books and take them home and read them at their leisure and return them. What’s your plan for lending books in this digital library, big brain?

This is an embarrassing take. Libraries are hugely important community resource centers and provide free access to everything they offer for everyone no exceptions. Not everyone can afford to buy books let alone an e-reader or a computer all of which are free to use at the library. Irreplaceable.