It's not green but like, c'mon

One time I went to eat like a bagel and got like a whole-ass giant glob of cream cheese on my nose and it instantly made me mad at the bagel

Brain convinced me I'd written, "Eggy armadic" for a hot second lmao

Fuck he had to be there, I've had countless porch encounters in this place, it was bound to happen at some point? Also I can't eat that much toast after so many eggs.

Oh my god, do I try.

This. Like whatever you want, I will not judge you because I can't, because I have that one He-Man meme song on and was previously listening to it on repeat for like an hour. Go, listen, be great

Though honest to god I'm not even sure he was really there, I like the idea of a car driving by and seeing some batty lady eating toast by herself on a porch at 9-something Thursday night