deece
@deecemachine.bsky.social
every move I make is a powerplay
Remembering fondly when Apple Watches first came out and people with them really made a big effort to text directly from them which took approximately 45 minutes to send one message
March 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Remembering fondly when Apple Watches first came out and people with them really made a big effort to text directly from them which took approximately 45 minutes to send one message
Where is the non-nerd section of this app? I wanna hang out with cool people and bully losers
March 8, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Where is the non-nerd section of this app? I wanna hang out with cool people and bully losers
Esteban has a new bowtie which he would like you all to see
March 7, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Esteban has a new bowtie which he would like you all to see
I’ve just discovered that my wife posted a TikTok making fun of me last week and it’s got over 24k likes
March 7, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I’ve just discovered that my wife posted a TikTok making fun of me last week and it’s got over 24k likes
This was a typo but it’s definitely become true. Get rid of the roll neck horse
Delighted to announce that I am not officially a Ruud Van Nistelrooy enjoyer
February 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This was a typo but it’s definitely become true. Get rid of the roll neck horse
[The UK goes through one winter where it isn’t 14 degrees and raining]
Ofgem, proudly: your energy bills are now £3000 a month! :)
Ofgem, proudly: your energy bills are now £3000 a month! :)
Energy bills for typical household to rise to £1,849 a year from April
Energy bills for typical household to rise to £1,849 a year from April
The average annual energy bill will increase to £1,849 from April as the industry regulator Ofgem increases the price cap for the third time in a row.
news.sky.com
February 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
[The UK goes through one winter where it isn’t 14 degrees and raining]
Ofgem, proudly: your energy bills are now £3000 a month! :)
Ofgem, proudly: your energy bills are now £3000 a month! :)
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February 24, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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Spending Saturday morning posting on Screwfix community forum
February 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Spending Saturday morning posting on Screwfix community forum
Stop supporting Leicester city as soon as they win the fa cup in 2021
What's a piece of advice you wish you'd heard when you were younger?
February 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Stop supporting Leicester city as soon as they win the fa cup in 2021
The year is 2052. The oceans have dried up. South America has ceased to exist. AI governs 90% of sovereign states. Central Europe has become a battleground for roving post-apocalyptic biker gangs. And Americans are still talking about the Kendrick Lamar Super Bowl half time show
February 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The year is 2052. The oceans have dried up. South America has ceased to exist. AI governs 90% of sovereign states. Central Europe has become a battleground for roving post-apocalyptic biker gangs. And Americans are still talking about the Kendrick Lamar Super Bowl half time show
I bought a load of wood from the Homebase closing down sale and now I spend every weekend making unspecified bits of furniture
February 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I bought a load of wood from the Homebase closing down sale and now I spend every weekend making unspecified bits of furniture
Are they just taking the piss? Fair play if so
February 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Are they just taking the piss? Fair play if so
The amount of fucking nerds over here man
February 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The amount of fucking nerds over here man
Everyone conveniently forgets that he actually missed this shot
Honestly, this might be one of the most iconic sports photographs ever taken…
February 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Everyone conveniently forgets that he actually missed this shot
My wife has developed an obsession where no amount of eggs is enough
6 eggs left? Are you fucking insane?
4 eggs we are clearly going to die in the torment of hells eternal fires
2 eggs the mayans predicted this
6 eggs left? Are you fucking insane?
4 eggs we are clearly going to die in the torment of hells eternal fires
2 eggs the mayans predicted this
February 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
My wife has developed an obsession where no amount of eggs is enough
6 eggs left? Are you fucking insane?
4 eggs we are clearly going to die in the torment of hells eternal fires
2 eggs the mayans predicted this
6 eggs left? Are you fucking insane?
4 eggs we are clearly going to die in the torment of hells eternal fires
2 eggs the mayans predicted this
Reposted by deece
“We don’t want to kill anyone and they want to kill everyone. If we can meet in the middle maybe we can agree to kill SOME people, but it requires compromise from both sides”
February 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“We don’t want to kill anyone and they want to kill everyone. If we can meet in the middle maybe we can agree to kill SOME people, but it requires compromise from both sides”
Can we please spare a thought for the forgotten victims of dry January? The husbands who have to go pub on their own because their wives aren’t drinking
January 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Can we please spare a thought for the forgotten victims of dry January? The husbands who have to go pub on their own because their wives aren’t drinking
1p less for a pint?!
January 31, 2025 at 8:32 AM
1p less for a pint?!
