Flabbergasted🫣😳😱🤬😵💫💀👻
@deebakesbread.bsky.social
GenX mom of GenZ people.
Former/Recovering grammar police officer.
Cat food dispenser in chief.
Unaffiliated voter in red state caucusing with blue end of the spectrum.
So utterly flabbergasted by this timeline I don’t even know where to begin.
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Former/Recovering grammar police officer.
Cat food dispenser in chief.
Unaffiliated voter in red state caucusing with blue end of the spectrum.
So utterly flabbergasted by this timeline I don’t even know where to begin.
🚫DMs
Maybe we should start a Go Fund Me for a squirrel-proof safe for Keith to store his lunch in. I mean, it’s not like they can drive. Right?
two cars are driving down a highway with mountains in the background and a city in the distance
Alt: two cars are driving across a bridge towing a gigantic safe from Fast Five.
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Maybe we should start a Go Fund Me for a squirrel-proof safe for Keith to store his lunch in. I mean, it’s not like they can drive. Right?
Does he just not get that Kimmel is a comedian and talk show host not a journalist?
November 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Does he just not get that Kimmel is a comedian and talk show host not a journalist?
They’ve been saying that for years. I want to say Trump coined that one but I’m not sure.
November 20, 2025 at 10:43 AM
They’ve been saying that for years. I want to say Trump coined that one but I’m not sure.
Ashamed he got caught.
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Ashamed he got caught.
Waaaah why they so meeeean! All Trump ever did was call for their eradication! Where’s the tolerance??! 😭😭😭😭😭
PS Jim you should be in jail.
PS Jim you should be in jail.
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Waaaah why they so meeeean! All Trump ever did was call for their eradication! Where’s the tolerance??! 😭😭😭😭😭
PS Jim you should be in jail.
PS Jim you should be in jail.
Peaches? Peach cobbler? Homemade Fresh Peach Ice Cream? Pecan pie? Not even sure. But I do know that locally grown peaches are better than anything shipped in and y’all don’t know what you’re missing. Signed, Georgia.
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Peaches? Peach cobbler? Homemade Fresh Peach Ice Cream? Pecan pie? Not even sure. But I do know that locally grown peaches are better than anything shipped in and y’all don’t know what you’re missing. Signed, Georgia.
OMG 😳 and I thought Marge was a nutjob!
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
OMG 😳 and I thought Marge was a nutjob!
Awwww, why they no pick that baby up? He deserves all the uppies 😭
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Awwww, why they no pick that baby up? He deserves all the uppies 😭
Yes. Some nutcase could be handing out things that go boom. Maybe I’ve watched too much TV. But I thought the same thing…why is she accepting something from someone with obvious bad intent??
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Yes. Some nutcase could be handing out things that go boom. Maybe I’ve watched too much TV. But I thought the same thing…why is she accepting something from someone with obvious bad intent??
I think I might have accepted the holy water and then splashed it on her to see if she melted. Or burst into tiny evil fae bugs. What a kook.
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I think I might have accepted the holy water and then splashed it on her to see if she melted. Or burst into tiny evil fae bugs. What a kook.
Lost it already. Not sure he ever had it to begin with.
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Lost it already. Not sure he ever had it to begin with.