Dee Ahmed
@deeahmed.bsky.social
Comedian, Voice Actor, Writter, IT Drone, Goofball, Massive Forehead.
I now wear Hunter S. Thompson yellow sunglasses... I’m in a strangely confident place in my life.
July 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I now wear Hunter S. Thompson yellow sunglasses... I’m in a strangely confident place in my life.
Stay safe on your dating apps in DC folks. The new crop just popped in and it's looking Musky.
February 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Stay safe on your dating apps in DC folks. The new crop just popped in and it's looking Musky.
This is the only reason I'm holding onto Instagram.
January 31, 2025 at 4:42 AM
This is the only reason I'm holding onto Instagram.
Sending this to folks unprompted in 2025.
January 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Sending this to folks unprompted in 2025.
Being a fan of Washington Sports teams will do things to you.
January 19, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Being a fan of Washington Sports teams will do things to you.
Yeah, that seems correct… 😤
December 5, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Yeah, that seems correct… 😤
Quote post yourself from another era.
2016, I was in Puerto Rico for a bachelor party. We wore banana costumes and got into a massive street fight in San Juan. We scattered and were called The Plantain Bandas(Gang). These are the only photos linking me to this event.
2016, I was in Puerto Rico for a bachelor party. We wore banana costumes and got into a massive street fight in San Juan. We scattered and were called The Plantain Bandas(Gang). These are the only photos linking me to this event.
November 25, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Quote post yourself from another era.
2016, I was in Puerto Rico for a bachelor party. We wore banana costumes and got into a massive street fight in San Juan. We scattered and were called The Plantain Bandas(Gang). These are the only photos linking me to this event.
2016, I was in Puerto Rico for a bachelor party. We wore banana costumes and got into a massive street fight in San Juan. We scattered and were called The Plantain Bandas(Gang). These are the only photos linking me to this event.
These stickers are not hitting like they used to.
November 19, 2024 at 2:40 PM
These stickers are not hitting like they used to.
This is how I hold microphones. Please don’t bully me.
November 14, 2024 at 3:37 PM
This is how I hold microphones. Please don’t bully me.
And he’s back baby!!!!
November 14, 2024 at 3:09 AM
And he’s back baby!!!!
Went to Greece. Found this hat. Never taking it off. ✊🏾🤠
August 18, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Went to Greece. Found this hat. Never taking it off. ✊🏾🤠
Could someone buy me this?
July 30, 2023 at 5:07 PM
Could someone buy me this?
Women of Washington, DC… When he says he’s 5”11.
ASK 👏🏾TO👏🏾 SEE 👏🏾HIS👏🏾 ID!
ASK 👏🏾TO👏🏾 SEE 👏🏾HIS👏🏾 ID!
July 6, 2023 at 2:04 PM
Women of Washington, DC… When he says he’s 5”11.
ASK 👏🏾TO👏🏾 SEE 👏🏾HIS👏🏾 ID!
ASK 👏🏾TO👏🏾 SEE 👏🏾HIS👏🏾 ID!
Last weekend on a pride float in DC.
June 13, 2023 at 7:00 PM
Last weekend on a pride float in DC.
When you find the perfect parking spot seconds after arriving.
And you see that family you stole the spot from.
And you see that family you stole the spot from.
May 26, 2023 at 11:08 PM
When you find the perfect parking spot seconds after arriving.
And you see that family you stole the spot from.
And you see that family you stole the spot from.
My wife when she realizes I haven't left for work yet and I'm might to be late.
May 26, 2023 at 1:55 PM
My wife when she realizes I haven't left for work yet and I'm might to be late.
Don't worry he's friendly!
Him:
Him:
May 26, 2023 at 1:44 PM
Don't worry he's friendly!
Him:
Him:
I have arrived in the sky! 🌌
May 26, 2023 at 1:31 PM
I have arrived in the sky! 🌌