(beepbeepboop) Sam, it's me. Stuffed Crustman.

GO BIRDS

I miss the old web

@alexnavarro.bsky.social @bradshoemaker.bsky.social I just finished up this week’s episode of The Watchcast and wanted to share a skate deck I picked up a while back.

My cousin is a cop in New York. He just told me that gangs are putting the drug from Good Burger that makes the Mondo Burgers bigger into Halloween candy this year. They want to turn your kids ginormously huge and bake them into pies. Don't risk it, skip trick-or-treating this year.

My partner: Do you have a moment to talk to me about Voltron?

Me, born for this moment: absolutely

When I have to sit through a director thanking me for seeing their movie in a theater after sitting through 30 minutes of ads and trailers

Hell yeah, only half of that went to Metal Slug and Windjammers.

Starting my week off with laundry and MF Doom.