Me (at vet): I guess these canine DNA tests can help predict my mutt's health conditions. It would be nice to know what I should do to keep my dog healthy. Whaddya think?

Vet: (pulling half-eaten spatula from my dog's rectum) I think you should get higher kitchen counters or a shorter dog.
#dogs

When I was fine tuning my 3D printer I printed this camera cover for my work laptop.
It's supposed to say "Smile".
I love that the print wasn't clean and it looks like it might say "Smite".

I'd love to give credit, but I don't know who the creator is.

More good news?! Yeah!
Kanopy (the free streaming service accessed with one's library card) has acquired multiple David Lynch films in his memory. So, you can watch Eraserhead or Lost Highway for free!

Good news? Sure, I have good news!
Leonard Peltier will be released on February 18th, thanks to clemency from Joe Biden.Good news? Sure!

Not sure if I picked the right day to read this or the worst day.

Sunday afternoons.

Sometimes ya gotta do the job yourself.