DecentEye
@decenteye.bsky.social
Bored southerner. I have no idea what I’m doing here either.
www.ryanhague.com
www.ryanhague.com
New Christmas remixes go hard
December 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
New Christmas remixes go hard
Search this in settings to turn off key sounds only
June 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Search this in settings to turn off key sounds only
Buster Bluth making an appearance as Uncle Junior’s nurse means the banana stand and Bada Bing are in the same universe.
January 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Buster Bluth making an appearance as Uncle Junior’s nurse means the banana stand and Bada Bing are in the same universe.
My neighbor's 4-yo at the dinner table after I accidentally drop a "wtf" out loud.
January 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My neighbor's 4-yo at the dinner table after I accidentally drop a "wtf" out loud.
There’s American Psycho, American Gigolo, and then there’s American Dildo.
December 16, 2024 at 12:57 AM
There’s American Psycho, American Gigolo, and then there’s American Dildo.
Die Hard also part of the Jurassic Park universe?? These engineers def go to the same optometrist at least.
December 16, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Die Hard also part of the Jurassic Park universe?? These engineers def go to the same optometrist at least.
They hired IRL Mario to work at the gas station.
December 16, 2024 at 12:50 AM
They hired IRL Mario to work at the gas station.
Can’t hide the truth anymore
December 14, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Can’t hide the truth anymore
I know I’m completely twitter-brain damaged bc this only means one thing to me.
November 27, 2024 at 10:55 PM
I know I’m completely twitter-brain damaged bc this only means one thing to me.