DecentEye
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Bored southerner. I have no idea what I’m doing here either.
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Seeing someone get m*rdered by ICE, then a separate video of an ICE agent point-blank pepper balling a protestor for said m*rder, then seeing an ad for Chili’s 2 for Tuesdays. This is the capitalist/fascist dream, right?
January 7, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Seeing someone get m*rdered by ICE, then a separate video of an ICE agent point-blank pepper balling a protestor for said m*rder, then seeing an ad for Chili’s 2 for Tuesdays. This is the capitalist/fascist dream, right?
I completely obliterated my Sunday scaries using this one crazy trick (getting laid off)
It is Super Bowl Sunday for scaries
January 4, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I completely obliterated my Sunday scaries using this one crazy trick (getting laid off)
Hot take but this bit is lame outside of high school geography.
Someone should do a skit with an out-of-town guest about the Chiefs news today.
Interviewer: "Did you hear the Chiefs are building a new stadium?"
Guest: "Where are they moving to?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
Guest: "Where did they play previously?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
Interviewer: "Did you hear the Chiefs are building a new stadium?"
Guest: "Where are they moving to?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
Guest: "Where did they play previously?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
January 4, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Hot take but this bit is lame outside of high school geography.
“You might just get hit with the RICO” - Drake, 2015
Drake, streamer Adin Ross, and online casino Stake are being sued for a RICO scheme. The lawsuit alleges parties took illegal gambling gains and funneled them into Australian bot farms to boost Drake’s Spotify numbers.
Drake Is Being Sued for Stream-Boosting, Gambling Scheme
Drake, streamer Adin Ross, and online casino Stake are being sued for a RICO scheme. The lawsuit alleges parties took illegal gambling gains and funneled them into Australian bot farms to boost Drake’s Spotify numbers.
www.vulture.com
January 2, 2026 at 11:45 PM
“You might just get hit with the RICO” - Drake, 2015
Pumped to learn Mamdani is an iced coffee drinker even in the winter, he and I share a lot more than just hating on billionaires.
Mayor Mamdani hasn't moved into Gracie Mansion yet and remains in his Astoria apartment for now, his team says. He expects to move at some point before his lease is up Jan. 30.
His team also shares this pic of him taking the W train to City Hall this morning from Astoria.
His team also shares this pic of him taking the W train to City Hall this morning from Astoria.
January 2, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Pumped to learn Mamdani is an iced coffee drinker even in the winter, he and I share a lot more than just hating on billionaires.
Philip Rivers looking like a father of three who won a Make-A-Wish
December 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Philip Rivers looking like a father of three who won a Make-A-Wish
There’s no reason a man named Ladd McConkey should have an American accent. He should be speaking Irish so deeply it hurts my ears.
December 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
There’s no reason a man named Ladd McConkey should have an American accent. He should be speaking Irish so deeply it hurts my ears.
Shit endorses butt
December 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Shit endorses butt
Me and my friends keep each other in the green by Venmoing the same $200 around to each other every month.
Sources: Disney's Sora deal is entirely in OpenAI stock rather than a cash licensing fee; Disney has the option to buy additional stock beyond the $1B stake (Bloomberg)
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December 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Me and my friends keep each other in the green by Venmoing the same $200 around to each other every month.
New Christmas remixes go hard
December 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
New Christmas remixes go hard
Some days I’m chopped. But other days? Other days I’m washed.
December 4, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Some days I’m chopped. But other days? Other days I’m washed.
We’re not meant to understand why Thanksgiving leftovers fit perfectly together smashed between two pieces of bread. It is above our purpose.
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
We’re not meant to understand why Thanksgiving leftovers fit perfectly together smashed between two pieces of bread. It is above our purpose.
The thing about me is, I’m more like a two trick pony. Three tricks if I’ve been practicing.
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The thing about me is, I’m more like a two trick pony. Three tricks if I’ve been practicing.
Crazy fact: people answer the door covered in blood on Halloween more than any other day of the year.
November 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Crazy fact: people answer the door covered in blood on Halloween more than any other day of the year.
Me, freezing peach slices: this will be great for when I make a smoothie one time this year.
October 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Me, freezing peach slices: this will be great for when I make a smoothie one time this year.
Oh you don’t like ticket resale prices? Have you considered just not liking baseball?
October 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Oh you don’t like ticket resale prices? Have you considered just not liking baseball?
As far as Halloween decorations go, the witch flattening herself into a tree has got to have the highest chuckle factor.
October 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
As far as Halloween decorations go, the witch flattening herself into a tree has got to have the highest chuckle factor.
A therapist, but for making you worse.
October 17, 2025 at 5:59 AM
A therapist, but for making you worse.
What really pisses me off is that the N is silent in “Autumn” until you decide to say “Autumnal.” Like fuck off.
October 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
What really pisses me off is that the N is silent in “Autumn” until you decide to say “Autumnal.” Like fuck off.
My favorite salad dressing maker, gone
September 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My favorite salad dressing maker, gone
As the forced brown out continues during this heat wave and my power keeps shutting off every 10 minutes, I just want to say: turn off Times Square you assholes.
June 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
As the forced brown out continues during this heat wave and my power keeps shutting off every 10 minutes, I just want to say: turn off Times Square you assholes.
A bible with God and Jesus speaking like Yoda
May 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
A bible with God and Jesus speaking like Yoda
72-year-old boyfriend
Jordon Hudson is helping her 72-year-old boyfriend, Bill Belichick, trademark his famous Patriots catchphrases.
Jordon Hudson Is Taking Care of Business
Jordon Hudson is helping her 72-year-old boyfriend, Bill Belichick, trademark his famous Patriots catchphrases.
www.thecut.com
April 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
72-year-old boyfriend