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wired were the eyes of the horse on a jet pilot one that smiled when he flew over the bay
wired were the eyes of the horse on a jet pilot one that smiled when he flew over the bay
making a salad is like the curating of creating food
June 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
making a salad is like the curating of creating food
May 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
not an aperitif sadly. it’s a digestif.
March 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
not an aperitif sadly. it’s a digestif.
Jennifer Coolidge got turned into a chicken by a witch and now she’s PISSED
February 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Jennifer Coolidge got turned into a chicken by a witch and now she’s PISSED
my coworker told me my count was wrong on the register the other day. i flew up a sheer cliff face with such a speed; our instincts couldn’t be operating on further planes of existence.
February 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
my coworker told me my count was wrong on the register the other day. i flew up a sheer cliff face with such a speed; our instincts couldn’t be operating on further planes of existence.