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"sir, a second breakup has just hit-"
Bush being told about the second plane hitting the second tower
August 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Should I consume the Lead Broth? (available in-stores now!)
The nutrition label of a bone broth packet that has "WARNING: Lead - Reproductive Harm www.P65Warnings.ca.gov/food"
July 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Context:
A highlighted portion of the Preface, wherein after some talk about how this essay-become-book was getting way too long to be an essay and was maybe getting off-point of the original essay emphasis, Graeber writes, "In the end I decided: everyone hates a long essay; everyone loves a short book."
July 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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David Graeber was such a cutie 😭
The cover of the book, "Pirate Enlightenment, or the Real Libertalia" by David Graeber. The cover is red with debossed black lettering, and a debossed 8-sided star with a green circle in the middle.
July 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Mutual Aid Group: "Let's make some zines for the zine fest that represents us and what we're about!"

Me: "uhhhhh okay:"
May 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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have i got the guy for u
Alessandro Vitale holding a basket of veggies
May 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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how I felt trying to explain this to my friends a few months ago
Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia standing, crazy-eyed, in front of a wall covered in various papers, which are themselves covered in arrows and red lines
May 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Your outie lures birds in with flawless chirps. Your outie enjoys the taste of popcorn. Your outie catches the laser every time.
Ms. Casey from Severence but with drawn-on cat ears and whiskers
March 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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I am in the process of moving (kill me), and I found some zines I made for organizing. This one lists the pay for various elected offices in my area.
March 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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ohh, the triality of man
Radio buttons with the options, "Yes", "No", and "Maybe"
March 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Nosferatu in the 1979 version was a problematic poly King and I'm sad this through-line didn't make it in the 2024 version 🥺
February 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Your outie 3D printed a gun and used it to kill the CEO of a major health insurance company
Ms. Casey, the worker in the Wellness Center from the show Severence
February 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Remember when Valentine's Day cards were shaped like this?
February 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Front of card: text reading, "one is not born, but rather, becomes a woman.." floats above a drawing of Simone de Beauvoir inside of a heart Inside of the front of the card, a cutout of a white heart, boarded by a red square Inside of a red border on the inside of the card some text reads, "Just as one is not born, but rather, becomes my Valentine.. Be Mine?" The back of the card, a red heart on a white card
February 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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I made a Valentine's Day card prototype. For anyone interested, please steal this idea.
February 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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February 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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when you cum in your dreams, you cum in real life
Morpheus from The Matrix has his mouth barely open, perhaps speaking. Neo is reflected in Morpheus's sunglasses.
February 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Billionaires bring bad cultures and ideas that undermine and destroy our economic and political institutions!
A meme titled, "Trickle down economic". The top part of the meme says, "How we're told it works" and shows a wine bottle pouring wine into a pyramid of wine glasses. All of the wine glasses fill with wine and overflow to the next glass below. The bottom part of the meme says, "What actually happens" and shows a wine bottle pouring over a pyramid of wine glasses. The bottom glasses are empty while the top glass is full and the glass itself becomes bigger and bigger in order to be able to hoard more wine. A still from the 1988 movie, They Live. Signs on buildings say, "CONSUME", "BUY", "SUBMIT", "OBEY", "WATCH TV", and "SLEEP" A gif from the 1988 movie, They Live. A person holds some cash and the dollars turn into white paper with the words "THIS IS YOUR GOD" A tweet by verified account, Public_Citizen shows a video of Ms. Ocasio-Cortez saying, "Did you know this metaphor of a bootstrap started out as a joke? Because it's physically impossible to lift yourself up by a bootstrap."
February 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Billionaires are especially crime-prone!
Images referring to United Fruit Co. and the 1928 Banana Massacre An image of Jeffrey Epstein in a suit and bowtie, and Ghislaine Maxwell wearing a white collared shirt and a plaid cloth over her shoulder, standing and smiling in front of a gold-framed painting which hangs on stained wood paneled walls. A candle, flower, and sconce can be seen in the background. A screenshot of a video game with a screenshot header that reads, "From the 1997 video game, Final Fantasy Tactics." The screenshot is of a blonde character in a speech bubble that reads, "If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class."
February 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Just having a bit of fun today
Practice sketches of various things like a heart-shape with arms, legs, and a face, a ying-yang symbol made with hearts, Simone de Beauvoir, curved and long hearts, cursive writing of "Roses are red", gloved cartoon hands holding flowers, long pointy mammal-looking quadrupeds nearing a heart-shape, etc. Practice sketches of long cats and cat faces Practice sketches of various cat faces in different styles, including cat faces that appear close to the camera or looking closely at the viewer
January 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Billionaires abuse welfare! We can't afford to support them with our tax dollars!
A retweeted headline authored by Eli Rosenberg on November 18, 2020 reads, "Walmart and McDonald's have the most workers on food stamps and Medicaid, new study shows". The retweet by verified user, Public_Citizen on December 28, 2022 reads, "FYI: Walmart and McDonald's CEO rake in a combined $45 MILLION in total compensation". A pie chart by LA Times titled, "End Beneficiary of Government Support Received by Tesla, SpaceX and SolarCity (2015, $m)". The pie chart has three categories with the largest as "Musk's Businesses" holding 60% of the pie chart at "$2,953" in millions. In other words, $2,953,000,000. The pie chart also shows "Musk's Businesses (via ZEV credits)" holding 10% of the pie chart at "$517" in millions. In other words, $517,000,000. Lastly, the pie chart shows "Customers" holding 30% of the pie chart at "$1,457" in millions. In other words, $1,457,000,000. A Los Angeles Times article titled, "Elon Musk's growing empire is fueled by $4.9 billion in government subsidies" A cartoon image of a fat pig with an Uncle Sam hat on its head. The fat Uncle Sam pig has the words, "BIG GOVERNMENT" written on its side, and lays down while several piglets contentedly suckle at its teet and one piglet says, "HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!". Surrounding this image are pictures of Elon Musk, Richard Uihlein, Jeffrey Bezos, Jim Walton, Erik Prince, and an old, white man with the last name Scott. Above all of these graphics is a headline that reads, "WELFARE KINGS: GET RICH WITH TAX PAYER FUNDED SUBSIDIES". A banner advertising Subsidy Tracker: Good Jobs First sits in the top-right corner.
January 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Just to get the ball rolling (for funsies):
Image of protestors carrying American flags with a protesting person smiling and holding a sign that says, "Billionaires Destroy Living Wages". The sign is edited with the top part being marked out and replaced with the word, "Billionaires"
January 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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logging on
January 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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agree it is v funny over there
January 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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when the polycule is composed solely of doppelbangers and it's time to decide on the representative for the conference
January 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM