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Buffalo buffalo sauce Buffalo buffalo sauce buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo sauce.
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Crash Course History: Intro to Blood Sport
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Crash Course History: Intro to Blood Sport
is a vibrator with a replaceable tampon head a bad idea or am i a fuckin' genius
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
is a vibrator with a replaceable tampon head a bad idea or am i a fuckin' genius
be runnin' up that hill
on all fours like a dog
with no problems
on all fours like a dog
with no problems
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
be runnin' up that hill
on all fours like a dog
with no problems
on all fours like a dog
with no problems
"That's what I love about these wages, man. I get older, they stay the same rate."
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"That's what I love about these wages, man. I get older, they stay the same rate."
having an identity crisis in the character creation screen
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
having an identity crisis in the character creation screen
tame impala's out here making soft listening music for dirtbags and bloodsuckers bless
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
tame impala's out here making soft listening music for dirtbags and bloodsuckers bless
local scammer running out of people with positive net worths to scam
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
local scammer running out of people with positive net worths to scam
not to be a misogynist, but I feel bad for men
November 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
not to be a misogynist, but I feel bad for men
fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on you again! quit foolin' me! >:(
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on you again! quit foolin' me! >:(
I.C.E. is sort of like if the Stanford Prison Experiment was done to all of us by the President of the United States
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I.C.E. is sort of like if the Stanford Prison Experiment was done to all of us by the President of the United States
um, yeah, you could say I keep up with my protein alright <day 17 of dino chicken nuggies for lunch>
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
um, yeah, you could say I keep up with my protein alright <day 17 of dino chicken nuggies for lunch>
living in Texas is being told at least once a year that, "now's the time to buy a gun"
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
living in Texas is being told at least once a year that, "now's the time to buy a gun"
I just got a new 15 month planner, so basically my entire life is different now and I am also different now
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I just got a new 15 month planner, so basically my entire life is different now and I am also different now
I'm so spill-prone that it feels like Chekhov's open water bottle every time I set one down
November 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I'm so spill-prone that it feels like Chekhov's open water bottle every time I set one down
so glad NY found enough self respect to fight for the service top they deserve
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
so glad NY found enough self respect to fight for the service top they deserve
My department is under new management and they keep firing people for bullshit reasons. The Long Walk was a dark comedy for me when I watched it last night.
October 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My department is under new management and they keep firing people for bullshit reasons. The Long Walk was a dark comedy for me when I watched it last night.
i have no butt, and I must shid or whatever harlan ellison said
October 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
i have no butt, and I must shid or whatever harlan ellison said
im soo sorry but is ice just rocks made of water :(
October 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
im soo sorry but is ice just rocks made of water :(
it's hard to cry in the company restroom when someone's blowing it up in the next stall
October 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
it's hard to cry in the company restroom when someone's blowing it up in the next stall
would Ditto's pronouns be any/all or Ditto/Ditto
October 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
would Ditto's pronouns be any/all or Ditto/Ditto
seeing floss in a hook-up's trash can and thinking, "hellyeah"
October 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
seeing floss in a hook-up's trash can and thinking, "hellyeah"
my cat just crop-dusted me
October 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
my cat just crop-dusted me
you don't want to see the reality of my most comfortable pillow
October 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
you don't want to see the reality of my most comfortable pillow
My boomer coworker just asked another coworker how long she's been in the US. Earlier, someone made a comment about tr*mp winning twice, and boomer coworker said, "three* times". I am afraid of this man.
October 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My boomer coworker just asked another coworker how long she's been in the US. Earlier, someone made a comment about tr*mp winning twice, and boomer coworker said, "three* times". I am afraid of this man.