My entire breast cancer journey, I kept thinking that. MRI guided biopsy? That was definitely a man.

But, also, yay for getting a mammogram. Early detection really does save lives.

My PCP recommended going to Thailand for LASIK. Cheaper, with the cost of the flight.

I'm just surprised it's not Old Bay dissolved in water

A friend is on MPD. (I contain multitudes). He told me that growing up, if he pointed a toy gun, even a water gun, at another person, his dad snapped it in half. He's quite serious about gun safety.

Washington DC really needs to pick someone if we are serious about statehood.

Also, the dishes need doing. Govern yourself accordingly.

This approach also requires politicians to prioritize the long term project of democracy and freedom over reelection.

At this point, it's a humiliation kink

Imagine that -- being a dick to people makes them not like you!

Phlebotomy is a deeply unrecognized skill. When you find a good phlebotomist, it's basically like finding a magician

Alas, no. This one is more personal. Officially resolved, in that there's nothing to do but move forward.