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deathwiizard.bsky.social
Le Douche
@deathwiizard.bsky.social
⊹ He/They - 27 ⊹
⊹ System Malfunction ⊹
⊹ MDNI/21+ Read pinned intro ⊹
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Hallo I’m looking to make more friends:D

Current interests:

♡ Horror movies/books/games (camp and gore mostly)

♡ MTG/DBD/GGS (I play loads of other things just ask)

♡ Anime/Manga (Toilet Bound, Ranma, Green Yuri)

♡ Shit posting

♡ John Waters

♡ Politics (leftist)

& more just ask!
#promosky
1/2 I had a dream where I was cleaning my shared office kitchen and touched an old watermelon. the watermelon caused my hand to turn purple in the affected areas and large spores grew on my hands and arms. Inside the spores there was water? In the water really freaky neon fish were swimming?
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I underestimate my likableness, assuming I’m just a remotely tolerable dude will be my forever downfall
November 16, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Nana rewatch time lfg
November 16, 2025 at 7:34 AM
She got her ass kicked 6/6
November 16, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Suddenly changing career paths made me remember life might be worth living
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Y’all wanted alt text but it’s me just rambling my bad
November 16, 2025 at 7:05 AM
My ex gfs new hobby is rage baiting me, she keeps nudging me on tik tok like its 2010 Facebook pokes and I am about to end my life
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
YOOO THESE ARE SO BASED @rodeopunkparade.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
God damn I will never love someone as deeply as I love Kovu, that fucker has my soul
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Playing this new game of who can hit me first on the highway, winner gets a new paint job!
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Overheard they are using AI doctors to proctor nurse licensure exams… what in the actual fuck
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Two stickers from con that found a home :3
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I was poly for over 7 years (solo poly) and the audacity some of the community has is INSANE
November 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It me- your not so friendly neighborhood cat boy
November 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Poly? Poly stay away from their partner before I kill you
love to you all but i need these milfs, twinks, and polycules to please stop trying to fuck my partner 🫶🏻
and no, inviting me doesn’t help
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Drugging Kovu today (willingly)
November 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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convention monster doodles
November 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Not now, we're reading
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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i struggle with emotional permanence so so so bad
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I can’t wait to go home and put on pajamas while drinking miso soup
November 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Hearing a voice audio of my Japanese three years ago versus now is insane
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Mornin chat let’s do this damn thing!!
kirby is laying on a bed with a pillow on top of him .
ALT: kirby is laying on a bed with a pillow on top of him .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Ready for the Bluesky sleepover!
Look @rodeopunkparade.com, we're even rockin the comfy
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Damn I love being a homo
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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*really loud fart* i think i am ready to love again
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM