Thanatos Cuckolder
@deathswatchdog.bsky.social
"Faggot" / "Tranny" / "Commie" are carved on my brass
Got dropped by my doctor for HRT the DAY BEFORE my appointment. I can't get estrogen until after I see a doctor. I had this appointment scheduled for a full fucking week and they canceled at the last possible second. Ten minutes before the clinic closed
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Got dropped by my doctor for HRT the DAY BEFORE my appointment. I can't get estrogen until after I see a doctor. I had this appointment scheduled for a full fucking week and they canceled at the last possible second. Ten minutes before the clinic closed
I did the double slit experiment and I'm literally cumming in my pants and screaming like banshee because this is the coolest thing I've ever fucking done
October 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I did the double slit experiment and I'm literally cumming in my pants and screaming like banshee because this is the coolest thing I've ever fucking done
I COYLDNT DTOP HER MY FUCJUVT GOD WHY COUKRTN I STOP HER
October 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I COYLDNT DTOP HER MY FUCJUVT GOD WHY COUKRTN I STOP HER
Me: can you please confirm if this is my brother's phone number so I can have a reason to keep the phone number unblocked?
My mother: why do you want your brother's phone number? You going to hurl insults at him too?
Meanwhile, our most recent interaction:
My mother: why do you want your brother's phone number? You going to hurl insults at him too?
Meanwhile, our most recent interaction:
September 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Me: can you please confirm if this is my brother's phone number so I can have a reason to keep the phone number unblocked?
My mother: why do you want your brother's phone number? You going to hurl insults at him too?
Meanwhile, our most recent interaction:
My mother: why do you want your brother's phone number? You going to hurl insults at him too?
Meanwhile, our most recent interaction:
The feds when they said that federal buildings don't have to comply with ADA guidelines anymore
July 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The feds when they said that federal buildings don't have to comply with ADA guidelines anymore
My neighbor owns this big ass fucking Chevy truck and I'm constantly BARELY able to get into my parking spot in my complex. Today, he parked way over the line and before I even realized I tore up the side of my BRAND NEW CAR
June 29, 2025 at 6:28 AM
My neighbor owns this big ass fucking Chevy truck and I'm constantly BARELY able to get into my parking spot in my complex. Today, he parked way over the line and before I even realized I tore up the side of my BRAND NEW CAR
Indie developers if you need a voice actor hit me up I'll do great
June 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Indie developers if you need a voice actor hit me up I'll do great
MR NSA AGENT I SWEAR I DONT KNOW WHAT HAP--HSHSHSBSHSHGATSHEBEHIZNEDSIDHSBEOSHBEUABS-- PLEASE STOP WATERBOARDING ME I KNOW NOTHING
June 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
MR NSA AGENT I SWEAR I DONT KNOW WHAT HAP--HSHSHSBSHSHGATSHEBEHIZNEDSIDHSBEOSHBEUABS-- PLEASE STOP WATERBOARDING ME I KNOW NOTHING
This is her!! She's a 2023 Chevy Bolt EUV and it costs me $8 to charge this is SLICK
May 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This is her!! She's a 2023 Chevy Bolt EUV and it costs me $8 to charge this is SLICK
Has audio quality on Blue Sky gotten any better?
May 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Has audio quality on Blue Sky gotten any better?
Meanwhile me way back in November calling that we would see Ukraine losing a whole fuck load of territory
April 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Meanwhile me way back in November calling that we would see Ukraine losing a whole fuck load of territory
#BREAKING JD Vance visits Pope, giving him the Cheese Touch which immediately resulted in severe complications, killing the Pope. The Cheese Touch has been officially confirmed to be eradicated, now that its most Holy Host has contracted a shockingly fatal twist on the once benign illness.
April 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
#BREAKING JD Vance visits Pope, giving him the Cheese Touch which immediately resulted in severe complications, killing the Pope. The Cheese Touch has been officially confirmed to be eradicated, now that its most Holy Host has contracted a shockingly fatal twist on the once benign illness.
I'm in my Bad Bitch Era™️
April 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I'm in my Bad Bitch Era™️
How it feels to tell people that I'm developing that Kendrick Mentality
April 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
How it feels to tell people that I'm developing that Kendrick Mentality
"NOOOOO WE NEED HUNDREDS OF SQUARE MILES OF SILICON (see: privatization of the electricity industry) AND METAL TUBES THAT KILL ANIMALS EN MASSE BECAUSE ITS BETTER FOR THE ENVIRONMENT"
Meanwhile two square miles of land, two (oversimplified) water circulation loops, some glowy rocks, and lead:
Meanwhile two square miles of land, two (oversimplified) water circulation loops, some glowy rocks, and lead:
March 30, 2025 at 9:04 AM
"NOOOOO WE NEED HUNDREDS OF SQUARE MILES OF SILICON (see: privatization of the electricity industry) AND METAL TUBES THAT KILL ANIMALS EN MASSE BECAUSE ITS BETTER FOR THE ENVIRONMENT"
Meanwhile two square miles of land, two (oversimplified) water circulation loops, some glowy rocks, and lead:
Meanwhile two square miles of land, two (oversimplified) water circulation loops, some glowy rocks, and lead:
That's run away to Germany money baby
March 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
That's run away to Germany money baby
ITS WHITE CHEDDAR GUYS IM FUCKING CRYING
March 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
ITS WHITE CHEDDAR GUYS IM FUCKING CRYING
Me pulling up to the tick orgy because I got bored
March 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Me pulling up to the tick orgy because I got bored
That's padding my good bitches. I can, in fact, tell the difference between streets
March 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
That's padding my good bitches. I can, in fact, tell the difference between streets
Guys it's so fucking sour omfg those silicon wafers have gotta be an 8/10 meal
February 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Guys it's so fucking sour omfg those silicon wafers have gotta be an 8/10 meal
It cannot possibly get louder than this
February 21, 2025 at 7:03 AM
It cannot possibly get louder than this
Okay this is just getting silly
February 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Okay this is just getting silly
Jennifer had the audacity to say that used cars in Portland couldn't possibly be sold for more than $5k (an already insane amount for a used car). Meanwhile, Craigslist for six year old cars with almost 100k miles on them:
February 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Jennifer had the audacity to say that used cars in Portland couldn't possibly be sold for more than $5k (an already insane amount for a used car). Meanwhile, Craigslist for six year old cars with almost 100k miles on them:
I make shitty music sometimes too
January 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I make shitty music sometimes too