Gator (They/them)
@deathrollwithgator.bsky.social
Just your local, autistic enby trying to survive. The living embodiment of a burrito.
We take care of each other and we are not free until we all are free.
For the people sending me DMs on why a trans org is posting about immigration: first, fuck you
second, it’s all the same fight. the militarization of ICE will lead to a direct increase in violence from the police against us
second, it’s all the same fight. the militarization of ICE will lead to a direct increase in violence from the police against us
May 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
We take care of each other and we are not free until we all are free.
Who would win in a fight:
Superman, or David Blaine?
Clearly, David Blaine because Superman's 2 stupid weaknesses are geology and card tricks
Superman, or David Blaine?
Clearly, David Blaine because Superman's 2 stupid weaknesses are geology and card tricks
April 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Who would win in a fight:
Superman, or David Blaine?
Clearly, David Blaine because Superman's 2 stupid weaknesses are geology and card tricks
Superman, or David Blaine?
Clearly, David Blaine because Superman's 2 stupid weaknesses are geology and card tricks
Call me a motor boat the way I'm racking up these garlic knots.
Also cause I love motor boating them titties.
Also cause I love motor boating them titties.
April 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Call me a motor boat the way I'm racking up these garlic knots.
Also cause I love motor boating them titties.
Also cause I love motor boating them titties.
Hello sharks, today I am pitching a porno themed to the hit TV show, The Office.
Yes, the town it takes place in is called Scrumptious PenisMania.
And yes, Mr. Wonderful, the boss, Michael Scock, will be played by a trans man.
I'm asking for $300k and preservation of trans rights for a 5% stake.
Yes, the town it takes place in is called Scrumptious PenisMania.
And yes, Mr. Wonderful, the boss, Michael Scock, will be played by a trans man.
I'm asking for $300k and preservation of trans rights for a 5% stake.
April 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Hello sharks, today I am pitching a porno themed to the hit TV show, The Office.
Yes, the town it takes place in is called Scrumptious PenisMania.
And yes, Mr. Wonderful, the boss, Michael Scock, will be played by a trans man.
I'm asking for $300k and preservation of trans rights for a 5% stake.
Yes, the town it takes place in is called Scrumptious PenisMania.
And yes, Mr. Wonderful, the boss, Michael Scock, will be played by a trans man.
I'm asking for $300k and preservation of trans rights for a 5% stake.
After being stuck with the business casual associated with working in an office, dressing how I want for outpatient is like:
"Yes, I know I'm mentally ill, but imma be the hottest mentally ill person in here."
"Yes, I know I'm mentally ill, but imma be the hottest mentally ill person in here."
April 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
After being stuck with the business casual associated with working in an office, dressing how I want for outpatient is like:
"Yes, I know I'm mentally ill, but imma be the hottest mentally ill person in here."
"Yes, I know I'm mentally ill, but imma be the hottest mentally ill person in here."
New product idea for fellow neurodivergent baddies:
A programmable soundboard to use with my typical vocal stims so I can still "participate" in conversations like some sort of kenku/Bumblebee hybrid.
A programmable soundboard to use with my typical vocal stims so I can still "participate" in conversations like some sort of kenku/Bumblebee hybrid.
April 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
New product idea for fellow neurodivergent baddies:
A programmable soundboard to use with my typical vocal stims so I can still "participate" in conversations like some sort of kenku/Bumblebee hybrid.
A programmable soundboard to use with my typical vocal stims so I can still "participate" in conversations like some sort of kenku/Bumblebee hybrid.
Today is Trans Day of Visibility.
Visibility without protection is a death sentence.
Don't only focus on one fight. Show up. Support other fights where you can and how you can.
We are not free until we all are free.
Protect those you love and they'll protect you 💚🤎
Visibility without protection is a death sentence.
Don't only focus on one fight. Show up. Support other fights where you can and how you can.
We are not free until we all are free.
Protect those you love and they'll protect you 💚🤎
April 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Today is Trans Day of Visibility.
Visibility without protection is a death sentence.
Don't only focus on one fight. Show up. Support other fights where you can and how you can.
We are not free until we all are free.
Protect those you love and they'll protect you 💚🤎
Visibility without protection is a death sentence.
Don't only focus on one fight. Show up. Support other fights where you can and how you can.
We are not free until we all are free.
Protect those you love and they'll protect you 💚🤎
Congrats, you're officially polyamorous if your partner has Dissociative Identity Disorder.
March 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Congrats, you're officially polyamorous if your partner has Dissociative Identity Disorder.
What if we kissed in the olive garden at Snapdragon Stadium?
March 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
What if we kissed in the olive garden at Snapdragon Stadium?
Why do foot fetishists get to have a measurement unit named after their thing? I pitch a new, less kinky unit of length called a Hickey that is too small to notice yourself but all your coworkers will notice immediately.
March 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Why do foot fetishists get to have a measurement unit named after their thing? I pitch a new, less kinky unit of length called a Hickey that is too small to notice yourself but all your coworkers will notice immediately.
My preferred habitat is laying on the ground in the shower being pummeled by hot water like a frog boiling alive in a pot.
That or like a middle-aged swinger couple trying to desperately pick up a hot, mentally ill enby that snuck into the pool at the local Marriot.
That or like a middle-aged swinger couple trying to desperately pick up a hot, mentally ill enby that snuck into the pool at the local Marriot.
March 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My preferred habitat is laying on the ground in the shower being pummeled by hot water like a frog boiling alive in a pot.
That or like a middle-aged swinger couple trying to desperately pick up a hot, mentally ill enby that snuck into the pool at the local Marriot.
That or like a middle-aged swinger couple trying to desperately pick up a hot, mentally ill enby that snuck into the pool at the local Marriot.
Tortillas really are the perfect carrying device.
Beans? Put it in a tortilla.
Carne asada? Tortilla.
Eggs? Tortilla.
Spaghetti? Wrap that shit up in a tortilla for double the carbs.
Me? Tortilla me since that shit works better for my AuDHD than a weighted blanket
Beans? Put it in a tortilla.
Carne asada? Tortilla.
Eggs? Tortilla.
Spaghetti? Wrap that shit up in a tortilla for double the carbs.
Me? Tortilla me since that shit works better for my AuDHD than a weighted blanket
March 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Tortillas really are the perfect carrying device.
Beans? Put it in a tortilla.
Carne asada? Tortilla.
Eggs? Tortilla.
Spaghetti? Wrap that shit up in a tortilla for double the carbs.
Me? Tortilla me since that shit works better for my AuDHD than a weighted blanket
Beans? Put it in a tortilla.
Carne asada? Tortilla.
Eggs? Tortilla.
Spaghetti? Wrap that shit up in a tortilla for double the carbs.
Me? Tortilla me since that shit works better for my AuDHD than a weighted blanket
The fact that Xaddy has no sexual connotations associated with it (unlike mommy and Daddy) proves that's Enbies are the better parental unit
March 16, 2025 at 7:44 AM
The fact that Xaddy has no sexual connotations associated with it (unlike mommy and Daddy) proves that's Enbies are the better parental unit
I think it's wild how like not living according to your values and like trying to assimilate puts you in such a fragile place that the slightest thing can break your brain and like cause a part of you to just disappear
March 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I think it's wild how like not living according to your values and like trying to assimilate puts you in such a fragile place that the slightest thing can break your brain and like cause a part of you to just disappear
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A trans sex worker called 911 to report being kidnapped. LAPD officers shot and killed her www.latimes.com/california/s...
A trans sex worker called 911 to report being kidnapped. LAPD officers shot and killed her
Linda Becerra Moran, 30, had reported being held against her will in a motel room as a possible victim of sex trafficking. Police said they opened fire after she moved toward them with a knife.
www.latimes.com
March 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
A trans sex worker called 911 to report being kidnapped. LAPD officers shot and killed her www.latimes.com/california/s...
Being nonbinary is realizing you won't be a silver Fox or a silver vixen, but rather a silver opossum screaming into the night.
March 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Being nonbinary is realizing you won't be a silver Fox or a silver vixen, but rather a silver opossum screaming into the night.
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🔔 🏳️⚧️ Annie Jump Vicente (she/her) has spent the majority of her time in the IRC County Jail’s “Men’s Facility” advocating for the circumstances & conditions of others.
—> She asks that you support these friends she’s made while they hold her as a political prisoner.
bsky.app/profile/prid...
—> She asks that you support these friends she’s made while they hold her as a political prisoner.
bsky.app/profile/prid...
🔔 🏳️⚧️ Annie Jump Vicente (she/her) has asked us to put money on the books of her friends in the IRC Facility.
She is locked up and her advocacy for others can still not be stopped! 💪
——> Donations can only be made in cash, in person, at the jail.
——> We have someone going today.
You can help! 💸
She is locked up and her advocacy for others can still not be stopped! 💪
——> Donations can only be made in cash, in person, at the jail.
——> We have someone going today.
You can help! 💸
March 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
🔔 🏳️⚧️ Annie Jump Vicente (she/her) has spent the majority of her time in the IRC County Jail’s “Men’s Facility” advocating for the circumstances & conditions of others.
—> She asks that you support these friends she’s made while they hold her as a political prisoner.
bsky.app/profile/prid...
—> She asks that you support these friends she’s made while they hold her as a political prisoner.
bsky.app/profile/prid...
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March 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Please do not let up calling bail bonds lawyers and donating what you can to pay for her bail. Any one of us in the trans community could be in Annie's shoes and now we need to come together to protect one of our own 💚🤎
March 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Please do not let up calling bail bonds lawyers and donating what you can to pay for her bail. Any one of us in the trans community could be in Annie's shoes and now we need to come together to protect one of our own 💚🤎
We need everyone to step up and help our sister out. All of us in the trans community are all in danger of having the same thing done to us. Please help where you can.
March 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
We need everyone to step up and help our sister out. All of us in the trans community are all in danger of having the same thing done to us. Please help where you can.
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March 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Please help us raise the $12,000 it's going to take in order to bring Annie Jump Vicente, the trans rights activist arrested for defending herself with pepper spray outside of her West Hollywood apartment on 02/27, home and retain a lawyer for her.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-an...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-an...
Donate to Free Annie Jump Vicente, organized by Nicole Sanford
Annie Jump Vicente, a well-known West Hollywood transgender rights advocate and founder of Tran… Nicole Sanford needs your support for Free Annie Jump Vicente
www.gofundme.com
March 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Please help us raise the $12,000 it's going to take in order to bring Annie Jump Vicente, the trans rights activist arrested for defending herself with pepper spray outside of her West Hollywood apartment on 02/27, home and retain a lawyer for her.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-an...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-an...
Society doesn't want trans folks to know this one trick:
Met with my psychiatrist about how I'm in a super dark place due to the stress of work, trans rights being eradicated, and some trauma and she recommended me to pop a Xanny and ask for a hug.
Met with my psychiatrist about how I'm in a super dark place due to the stress of work, trans rights being eradicated, and some trauma and she recommended me to pop a Xanny and ask for a hug.
February 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Society doesn't want trans folks to know this one trick:
Met with my psychiatrist about how I'm in a super dark place due to the stress of work, trans rights being eradicated, and some trauma and she recommended me to pop a Xanny and ask for a hug.
Met with my psychiatrist about how I'm in a super dark place due to the stress of work, trans rights being eradicated, and some trauma and she recommended me to pop a Xanny and ask for a hug.
Why is Super Mario Bros. From 1993 better than the Chris Pratt one?
Easy, every minute of it is oozing with queer influence.
Easy, every minute of it is oozing with queer influence.
February 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Why is Super Mario Bros. From 1993 better than the Chris Pratt one?
Easy, every minute of it is oozing with queer influence.
Easy, every minute of it is oozing with queer influence.
I always was told that I'd get butterflies in my tummy when I'd meet the love of my life... Is that what the crippling abdominal pain I deal with every day that's fueled by my anxiety doing soul crushing work in a capitalist society as my rights are being taken away is?
February 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I always was told that I'd get butterflies in my tummy when I'd meet the love of my life... Is that what the crippling abdominal pain I deal with every day that's fueled by my anxiety doing soul crushing work in a capitalist society as my rights are being taken away is?