Todd Eschlund
@deathmaw.bsky.social
Reader of books, player of games, occasional werewolf.
“Just one more thing…”
November 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
“Just one more thing…”
Let’s hope Dracula doesn’t learn about Krampus; they might team up to take Santa down.
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Let’s hope Dracula doesn’t learn about Krampus; they might team up to take Santa down.
Why do we never see vegan hags/witches?
I want an adventure where the party comes across a coven around a cauldron saying things like “Eye of potato, ear of corn, head of lettuce”.
That would be both interesting and hilarious.
I want an adventure where the party comes across a coven around a cauldron saying things like “Eye of potato, ear of corn, head of lettuce”.
That would be both interesting and hilarious.
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Why do we never see vegan hags/witches?
I want an adventure where the party comes across a coven around a cauldron saying things like “Eye of potato, ear of corn, head of lettuce”.
That would be both interesting and hilarious.
I want an adventure where the party comes across a coven around a cauldron saying things like “Eye of potato, ear of corn, head of lettuce”.
That would be both interesting and hilarious.
But would that be a good thing?
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
But would that be a good thing?
3rd Edition had the Glitterdust spell, which blinded any creature that failed a Will save and imposed a -40 penalty to Stealth.
The Labyrinth World Book by @koboldpress.com has an updated version called Glitter Dust (two words instead of one) that basically does the same thing.
The Labyrinth World Book by @koboldpress.com has an updated version called Glitter Dust (two words instead of one) that basically does the same thing.
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
3rd Edition had the Glitterdust spell, which blinded any creature that failed a Will save and imposed a -40 penalty to Stealth.
The Labyrinth World Book by @koboldpress.com has an updated version called Glitter Dust (two words instead of one) that basically does the same thing.
The Labyrinth World Book by @koboldpress.com has an updated version called Glitter Dust (two words instead of one) that basically does the same thing.
I think it’s well established at this point that everything that comes out of Genghis Don’s mouth is a big fat lie.
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I think it’s well established at this point that everything that comes out of Genghis Don’s mouth is a big fat lie.
Well, that’ll make those invisible enemies easier to fight.
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Well, that’ll make those invisible enemies easier to fight.
Earl Grey is a title in the peerage of the United Kingdom. The title was created in 1806 for General Charles Grey.
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Earl Grey is a title in the peerage of the United Kingdom. The title was created in 1806 for General Charles Grey.
Well, there is the matter of an extremely loyal formerly British Special Forces butler. Money ain’t gonna do ya any good after Alfred “disappears” you for trying to steal Master Bruce’s inheritance.
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Well, there is the matter of an extremely loyal formerly British Special Forces butler. Money ain’t gonna do ya any good after Alfred “disappears” you for trying to steal Master Bruce’s inheritance.
And of the three, only the mantis meets all of the modern beauty standards, as shown on this handy chart:
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
And of the three, only the mantis meets all of the modern beauty standards, as shown on this handy chart:
No. Big Dick energy can only exist as Doesn’t Matter.
November 7, 2025 at 6:13 AM
No. Big Dick energy can only exist as Doesn’t Matter.
Thanks! Use the names as you see fit. 👍
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Thanks! Use the names as you see fit. 👍
Next, he’ll be bragging about hanging out with the little man who lives in the fridge and turns the light on and off when you open and close the door.
November 4, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Next, he’ll be bragging about hanging out with the little man who lives in the fridge and turns the light on and off when you open and close the door.
Drank water. It was refreshing.
Consumed the sun. Talk about spicy! 🥵
Named some NPCs. So far, I’ve got:
- Astrabazius
- Kaine Fellcrowe
- Myrden Ashcroft
- Nekrundethak, the Gloaming Wyrm
- Orryn Garrick
- Rinjat Hamra
- Skauthringur, the Rime Wyrm
- Tymarveilath, the Shimmering Veil
Consumed the sun. Talk about spicy! 🥵
Named some NPCs. So far, I’ve got:
- Astrabazius
- Kaine Fellcrowe
- Myrden Ashcroft
- Nekrundethak, the Gloaming Wyrm
- Orryn Garrick
- Rinjat Hamra
- Skauthringur, the Rime Wyrm
- Tymarveilath, the Shimmering Veil
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Drank water. It was refreshing.
Consumed the sun. Talk about spicy! 🥵
Named some NPCs. So far, I’ve got:
- Astrabazius
- Kaine Fellcrowe
- Myrden Ashcroft
- Nekrundethak, the Gloaming Wyrm
- Orryn Garrick
- Rinjat Hamra
- Skauthringur, the Rime Wyrm
- Tymarveilath, the Shimmering Veil
Consumed the sun. Talk about spicy! 🥵
Named some NPCs. So far, I’ve got:
- Astrabazius
- Kaine Fellcrowe
- Myrden Ashcroft
- Nekrundethak, the Gloaming Wyrm
- Orryn Garrick
- Rinjat Hamra
- Skauthringur, the Rime Wyrm
- Tymarveilath, the Shimmering Veil
I think that’s basically Glitterdust, but with Cheeto dust in place of the glitter.
November 4, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I think that’s basically Glitterdust, but with Cheeto dust in place of the glitter.
If you’re late, you bring donuts.
If you fart at the table, make a saving throw against Stinking Cloud.
If you touch the map with Cheeto fingers, you must lick the entire map once we’re done.
If you fart at the table, make a saving throw against Stinking Cloud.
If you touch the map with Cheeto fingers, you must lick the entire map once we’re done.
November 4, 2025 at 6:28 AM
If you’re late, you bring donuts.
If you fart at the table, make a saving throw against Stinking Cloud.
If you touch the map with Cheeto fingers, you must lick the entire map once we’re done.
If you fart at the table, make a saving throw against Stinking Cloud.
If you touch the map with Cheeto fingers, you must lick the entire map once we’re done.
Nice! I know a Rogue who would love to get their hands on these.
November 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Nice! I know a Rogue who would love to get their hands on these.
Happy Birthday (Birth-fey?) to the Wyrmling!
November 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Happy Birthday (Birth-fey?) to the Wyrmling!
🎵
When you start to perspire
Because the moon’s caught in wires
That’s Amore
🎶
When you start to perspire
Because the moon’s caught in wires
That’s Amore
🎶
November 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
🎵
When you start to perspire
Because the moon’s caught in wires
That’s Amore
🎶
When you start to perspire
Because the moon’s caught in wires
That’s Amore
🎶
Why are you asking Google when you should be asking Geordi?
November 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Why are you asking Google when you should be asking Geordi?
I work for UPS. I was hired alongside around 40 other people. Within three months, only 12 of us were still there. Three months later, it was down to 2.
November 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I work for UPS. I was hired alongside around 40 other people. Within three months, only 12 of us were still there. Three months later, it was down to 2.
Tron: Ares is basically Digital Frankenstein’s Monster, so there’s that.
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Tron: Ares is basically Digital Frankenstein’s Monster, so there’s that.