lilith kills u
@deathcarpets.sisc.one
34. murderer/podcaster.
host of House of Snax, http://analbuttsex.com
producer of Bimbo Mentality @bimbomentality.bsky.social
no minors.
host of House of Snax, http://analbuttsex.com
producer of Bimbo Mentality @bimbomentality.bsky.social
no minors.
Pinned
they have cell signal in deep space where i have been exiled by the trifold nutriarchy. i live aboard the dominus cena aeterna where i am kept by gromulax, whose thorax glistens in the starlight. they also still let me go back to portland to do my day job. they also let me produce another podcast
smh thought you were lost in space wtf
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
they have cell signal in deep space where i have been exiled by the trifold nutriarchy. i live aboard the dominus cena aeterna where i am kept by gromulax, whose thorax glistens in the starlight. they also still let me go back to portland to do my day job. they also let me produce another podcast
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(writing grimdark fantasy) Goreface sat wetly on the docks, thinking about blood. His face was covered is some kind of shit and so was the rest of him. His dick looked like a door knocker. There were some orcs and dragons on the docks too. They also had shit on them.
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
(writing grimdark fantasy) Goreface sat wetly on the docks, thinking about blood. His face was covered is some kind of shit and so was the rest of him. His dick looked like a door knocker. There were some orcs and dragons on the docks too. They also had shit on them.
sorry i misheard you i got flamin hot cheerios. do you still want them. i put them in milk
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
sorry i misheard you i got flamin hot cheerios. do you still want them. i put them in milk
someone should just start handing me 20 dollar bills until i tell them to stop
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
someone should just start handing me 20 dollar bills until i tell them to stop
OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
already felt like shit all day today so naturally i got my flu and covid shots after work
preparing to die tn good bye cruel world
preparing to die tn good bye cruel world
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
SLIPKNOT's CLOWN Has His Own Minecraft Realm Called Vernearth SLIPKNOT's CLOWN Has His Own Minecraft Realm Called Vernearth SLIPKNOT's CLOWN Has His Own Minecraft Realm Called Vernearth SLIPKNOT's CLOWN Has His Own Minecraft Realm Called Vernearth SLIPKNOT's CLOWN Has His Own Minecraft Realm Called
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
SLIPKNOT's CLOWN Has His Own Minecraft Realm Called Vernearth SLIPKNOT's CLOWN Has His Own Minecraft Realm Called Vernearth SLIPKNOT's CLOWN Has His Own Minecraft Realm Called Vernearth SLIPKNOT's CLOWN Has His Own Minecraft Realm Called Vernearth SLIPKNOT's CLOWN Has His Own Minecraft Realm Called
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living alone is about being naked as often and long as possible
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
living alone is about being naked as often and long as possible
everybody likes me, nobody hates me, everyone thinks i’m cool, nobody thinks i’m evil except the people who are horny about me being evil, but the people who think i’m kind are right too, we can hold two truths in our minds, but the people who think i’m prone to run on sentences might. be. right.
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
everybody likes me, nobody hates me, everyone thinks i’m cool, nobody thinks i’m evil except the people who are horny about me being evil, but the people who think i’m kind are right too, we can hold two truths in our minds, but the people who think i’m prone to run on sentences might. be. right.
already felt like shit all day today so naturally i got my flu and covid shots after work
preparing to die tn good bye cruel world
preparing to die tn good bye cruel world
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
already felt like shit all day today so naturally i got my flu and covid shots after work
preparing to die tn good bye cruel world
preparing to die tn good bye cruel world
alright linux is stupid, die hard is a christmas movie, what are some other hornets nests i can kick?
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
alright linux is stupid, die hard is a christmas movie, what are some other hornets nests i can kick?
linux is platform for computer hobbyists and that’s fine
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
linux is platform for computer hobbyists and that’s fine
fighting game announcer: PERFECT PARRY
that one kid from home movies: he’s talking about you perry cause you’re perfect
the other kid: no he’s talking about you walter because YOURE perfect
that one kid from home movies: he’s talking about you perry cause you’re perfect
the other kid: no he’s talking about you walter because YOURE perfect
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
fighting game announcer: PERFECT PARRY
that one kid from home movies: he’s talking about you perry cause you’re perfect
the other kid: no he’s talking about you walter because YOURE perfect
that one kid from home movies: he’s talking about you perry cause you’re perfect
the other kid: no he’s talking about you walter because YOURE perfect
kenny omega has outlasted his greatest opponent
December 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
kenny omega has outlasted his greatest opponent
I WISH I LIVED SOMEWHERE WITH WHATABURGER
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I WISH I LIVED SOMEWHERE WITH WHATABURGER
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you may have seen a chuck taylor or orange cassidy match and thought "I like these guys, what did they do before this"
🛑 STOP 🛑
⚠️YOU ARE BEING TRICKED INTO WATCHING CHIKARA⚠️
⚠️YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANYTHING THEY WERE 'COOKING'⚠️
⚠️YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW WHO MIKE QUACKENBUSH IS⚠️
🛑 STOP 🛑
⚠️YOU ARE BEING TRICKED INTO WATCHING CHIKARA⚠️
⚠️YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANYTHING THEY WERE 'COOKING'⚠️
⚠️YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW WHO MIKE QUACKENBUSH IS⚠️
December 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
you may have seen a chuck taylor or orange cassidy match and thought "I like these guys, what did they do before this"
🛑 STOP 🛑
⚠️YOU ARE BEING TRICKED INTO WATCHING CHIKARA⚠️
⚠️YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANYTHING THEY WERE 'COOKING'⚠️
⚠️YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW WHO MIKE QUACKENBUSH IS⚠️
🛑 STOP 🛑
⚠️YOU ARE BEING TRICKED INTO WATCHING CHIKARA⚠️
⚠️YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANYTHING THEY WERE 'COOKING'⚠️
⚠️YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW WHO MIKE QUACKENBUSH IS⚠️
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clicking through on clearsky just in case they’re posting “i just blocked the most beautiful transsexual on here because i couldn’t handle how good her posts were about my terrible opinions. anyway im going to go kill myself now”
one of these days it’ll come through for me
one of these days it’ll come through for me
January 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
clicking through on clearsky just in case they’re posting “i just blocked the most beautiful transsexual on here because i couldn’t handle how good her posts were about my terrible opinions. anyway im going to go kill myself now”
one of these days it’ll come through for me
one of these days it’ll come through for me
my first client of the day (who i drove to on a spare and was somehow only 30 minutes late for) said “thank you, mister…. mister madam. mister madam!” when we were concluding our business
it was
as annoying as it was funny and very of both
it was
as annoying as it was funny and very of both
December 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
my first client of the day (who i drove to on a spare and was somehow only 30 minutes late for) said “thank you, mister…. mister madam. mister madam!” when we were concluding our business
it was
as annoying as it was funny and very of both
it was
as annoying as it was funny and very of both
woke up to a flat tire but my neighbors cat max decided to help me
December 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
woke up to a flat tire but my neighbors cat max decided to help me
people turning to ai chatbots for romance is crazy because you have this thing that you pump affection into that will mirror it back to you and say affirming and aspirational things to you that it never has to follow up on & it’s like these people have never had an egirlfriend on gaia online
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
people turning to ai chatbots for romance is crazy because you have this thing that you pump affection into that will mirror it back to you and say affirming and aspirational things to you that it never has to follow up on & it’s like these people have never had an egirlfriend on gaia online
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Schwarzenegger voice I'm not a gooner
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Schwarzenegger voice I'm not a gooner
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all i wanted to do was open a fashion boutique for hirsute men & diane ever since we opened the only visitors we ever get are confused looking young women who ask me for “one direction” tee shirts and as far as Im aware all shirts go on in one direction. i’m lost. diane the *name* cannot be the prob
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
all i wanted to do was open a fashion boutique for hirsute men & diane ever since we opened the only visitors we ever get are confused looking young women who ask me for “one direction” tee shirts and as far as Im aware all shirts go on in one direction. i’m lost. diane the *name* cannot be the prob
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the urge to be endlessly reconciliatory is not inherently stupid but it can lead you to do some pretty fucking stupid things
March 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
the urge to be endlessly reconciliatory is not inherently stupid but it can lead you to do some pretty fucking stupid things