Neon Genesis EVANgelion
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I heard this time they’re gonna add a helmet
This is a guy who is anti-semantic getting confused for a guy who is anti-Semitic
“Hate Jews? What? No I don’t — ah you know what? It doesn’t matter 🤗”
“Hate Jews? What? No I don’t — ah you know what? It doesn’t matter 🤗”
February 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This is a guy who is anti-semantic getting confused for a guy who is anti-Semitic
“Hate Jews? What? No I don’t — ah you know what? It doesn’t matter 🤗”
“Hate Jews? What? No I don’t — ah you know what? It doesn’t matter 🤗”
I wish I were a Pokémon bc then all I’d ever be expected to say is my name
February 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I wish I were a Pokémon bc then all I’d ever be expected to say is my name
Bump
I can’t wait for the day when Arrowhead Stadium is swallowed whole by a hellfire sinkhole bc whatever monkey’s paw Andy Reid has chained up in a dungeon in rural Missouri finally closes
November 30, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Bump
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overheard the squirrels planning a revolt over no nut november
November 21, 2024 at 2:18 PM
overheard the squirrels planning a revolt over no nut november
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JACK DONAGHY: “MILF Messenger has unparalleled four quadrant support, Lemon. Perverts, Divorcees, Tribeca Gays, and Eastern European money laundering syndicates are all flocking to it. We haven’t had a hit with all four since John Stamos was on ER.”
November 17, 2024 at 11:32 PM
JACK DONAGHY: “MILF Messenger has unparalleled four quadrant support, Lemon. Perverts, Divorcees, Tribeca Gays, and Eastern European money laundering syndicates are all flocking to it. We haven’t had a hit with all four since John Stamos was on ER.”
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This is exactly how Doc Rivers talks
Pentagon fails 7th audit in a row, yet insists it "has turned a corner in its understanding of the depth and breadth of its challenges" and that "momentum is on our side" to eventually pass one.
November 16, 2024 at 11:06 PM
This is exactly how Doc Rivers talks
Dog what do you MEAN Jokic AND MALONE are missing tonight????
November 15, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Dog what do you MEAN Jokic AND MALONE are missing tonight????
“This place feels like Tumblr” “this place is nice but it’s still missing that jene se quois Twitter had”
Wait until the nuggets are down 8 halfway in the first quarter and I guarantee you this place will feel like the beautiful cesspool we all knew and loved
Wait until the nuggets are down 8 halfway in the first quarter and I guarantee you this place will feel like the beautiful cesspool we all knew and loved
November 15, 2024 at 7:01 PM
“This place feels like Tumblr” “this place is nice but it’s still missing that jene se quois Twitter had”
Wait until the nuggets are down 8 halfway in the first quarter and I guarantee you this place will feel like the beautiful cesspool we all knew and loved
Wait until the nuggets are down 8 halfway in the first quarter and I guarantee you this place will feel like the beautiful cesspool we all knew and loved
Alright, see y’all Sunday
November 15, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Alright, see y’all Sunday
circles/spaces, group DM's, community notes would round this place out
And maybe a trending page, but maybe that's antithetical to what they're trying to do
And maybe a trending page, but maybe that's antithetical to what they're trying to do
November 15, 2024 at 12:42 AM
circles/spaces, group DM's, community notes would round this place out
And maybe a trending page, but maybe that's antithetical to what they're trying to do
And maybe a trending page, but maybe that's antithetical to what they're trying to do
- Gobert contacts polio/measles/shingles after RFK inevitably outlaws "medicine that works" in 6 mos
- As a bit he touches everything in Wolves Locker room and spreads it to everyone
- Tim Connelly signs 6 Facu Campazzos as emergency subs
- Nuggets dominate first rd matchup.
Ive seen the script
- As a bit he touches everything in Wolves Locker room and spreads it to everyone
- Tim Connelly signs 6 Facu Campazzos as emergency subs
- Nuggets dominate first rd matchup.
Ive seen the script
November 14, 2024 at 11:16 PM
- Gobert contacts polio/measles/shingles after RFK inevitably outlaws "medicine that works" in 6 mos
- As a bit he touches everything in Wolves Locker room and spreads it to everyone
- Tim Connelly signs 6 Facu Campazzos as emergency subs
- Nuggets dominate first rd matchup.
Ive seen the script
- As a bit he touches everything in Wolves Locker room and spreads it to everyone
- Tim Connelly signs 6 Facu Campazzos as emergency subs
- Nuggets dominate first rd matchup.
Ive seen the script
If I were a doctor, I’d make a wonderful serum. Beautiful serum, very colorful. It’d fix many things
November 14, 2024 at 4:12 PM
If I were a doctor, I’d make a wonderful serum. Beautiful serum, very colorful. It’d fix many things
Promoting two managers to be in charge of the department of efficiency is a good bit
November 14, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Promoting two managers to be in charge of the department of efficiency is a good bit
Everybody start slandering KD so we can goad a Bluesky burner out of him I’ll go first
Kevin Durant’s finals MVP meant less to the game than Dikembe Mutumbo’s DPOYS
Kevin Durant’s finals MVP meant less to the game than Dikembe Mutumbo’s DPOYS
November 14, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Everybody start slandering KD so we can goad a Bluesky burner out of him I’ll go first
Kevin Durant’s finals MVP meant less to the game than Dikembe Mutumbo’s DPOYS
Kevin Durant’s finals MVP meant less to the game than Dikembe Mutumbo’s DPOYS
Told the dentist that sometimes I eat food with my mouth and sometimes even chew it with my teeth and he put away his little dentist gun and reached into his little dentist bag and then pulled out a real gun
November 14, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Told the dentist that sometimes I eat food with my mouth and sometimes even chew it with my teeth and he put away his little dentist gun and reached into his little dentist bag and then pulled out a real gun
Used to be that the hottest thing in music would be a guy like “Ole Ricky Guitar, and the Singettes!”
November 14, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Used to be that the hottest thing in music would be a guy like “Ole Ricky Guitar, and the Singettes!”
You know, if you follow the logic of Bennie and The Jets, Elton John never confirms whether he himself has actually seen Bennie and the Jets. Based on all the information he gives us, this is really just a song ab Elton John describing the most recent magazine he’s read to a couple of kids
November 14, 2024 at 2:00 AM
You know, if you follow the logic of Bennie and The Jets, Elton John never confirms whether he himself has actually seen Bennie and the Jets. Based on all the information he gives us, this is really just a song ab Elton John describing the most recent magazine he’s read to a couple of kids
God is good
Wyatts Towing shuts down in Colorado following state investigation, settlement agreement www.denverpost.com/2024/11/12/w...
Wyatts Towing shuts down in Colorado following state investigation, settlement agreement
The listed phone number for Wyatts rings to Elite Towing. An operator who answered the phone on Tuesday said “Wyatts Towing no longer exists.”
www.denverpost.com
November 13, 2024 at 6:42 AM
God is good
Last night there was a guy with a custom new-gen Hejduk Avs jersey but it looked like he entered the number backwards.
But also, it’s Fanatics, so maybe he got a Hejduk jersey and it just came like that
But also, it’s Fanatics, so maybe he got a Hejduk jersey and it just came like that
November 12, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Last night there was a guy with a custom new-gen Hejduk Avs jersey but it looked like he entered the number backwards.
But also, it’s Fanatics, so maybe he got a Hejduk jersey and it just came like that
But also, it’s Fanatics, so maybe he got a Hejduk jersey and it just came like that
Thought this was ab the Avs but I agree
It will be important in this period to remember that kindness is a strength. It might also be one way we identify who is in the opposition.
November 12, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Thought this was ab the Avs but I agree
I can’t wait for the day when Arrowhead Stadium is swallowed whole by a hellfire sinkhole bc whatever monkey’s paw Andy Reid has chained up in a dungeon in rural Missouri finally closes
November 12, 2024 at 3:31 AM
I can’t wait for the day when Arrowhead Stadium is swallowed whole by a hellfire sinkhole bc whatever monkey’s paw Andy Reid has chained up in a dungeon in rural Missouri finally closes
There’s an earnestness to this kind of dumb that a bot or soulless grifter can’t capture man. This is pure. Only a real person with hopes and fears could be dumb like this.
It’s beautiful. I’ve missed it
It’s beautiful. I’ve missed it
November 12, 2024 at 3:20 AM
There’s an earnestness to this kind of dumb that a bot or soulless grifter can’t capture man. This is pure. Only a real person with hopes and fears could be dumb like this.
It’s beautiful. I’ve missed it
It’s beautiful. I’ve missed it
Honestly kind of mind boggling going into the comment section on this website and seeing real people with real human thoughts instead of engagement grifters and bots
November 11, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Honestly kind of mind boggling going into the comment section on this website and seeing real people with real human thoughts instead of engagement grifters and bots
Oh how I’ve missed a stupid little app to post my jokes that bomb on stage
November 11, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Oh how I’ve missed a stupid little app to post my jokes that bomb on stage
I just want more nuggets fans on here
November 11, 2024 at 8:04 PM
I just want more nuggets fans on here