mars
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I need to have sex with Grok, X’s exclusive AI assistant
it was inedible so angel brought me this we r both chefs by trade how did they fuck up so bad
November 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
it was inedible so angel brought me this we r both chefs by trade how did they fuck up so bad
finally finished silksong
October 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
finally finished silksong
*voice that definitely doesn’t sound like a tomato* hey guys it’s me, tomato
October 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
*voice that definitely doesn’t sound like a tomato* hey guys it’s me, tomato
letterboxd is sending me notifs like a desperate ex - “oaghhhh please look at this interview with wes anderson” “ooooagagahhhhh come see benny safdie talk abt the smashing machine” Sorry babe i’m busy
October 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
letterboxd is sending me notifs like a desperate ex - “oaghhhh please look at this interview with wes anderson” “ooooagagahhhhh come see benny safdie talk abt the smashing machine” Sorry babe i’m busy
outmogged by sarah palin on this day
October 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
outmogged by sarah palin on this day
this is me btw… if u even care (u can’t see me) (i am naught but a blur)
October 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
this is me btw… if u even care (u can’t see me) (i am naught but a blur)
do not be DISSin da CORD ❌🙅♂️👾 or i’ll CHOP U IN HALF like a BOARD 🤺🥋💪 and u’ll wish u were NEVER BORN 👶🤰💀😵
August 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
do not be DISSin da CORD ❌🙅♂️👾 or i’ll CHOP U IN HALF like a BOARD 🤺🥋💪 and u’ll wish u were NEVER BORN 👶🤰💀😵
photo shoot with a posh plus bc i haven’t seen one since 2021
July 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
photo shoot with a posh plus bc i haven’t seen one since 2021
crashed a scooter today. wasnt even drunk this time
June 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
crashed a scooter today. wasnt even drunk this time
camping again #SurvivorSeasonSomethingIdkIHaven’tWatchedTheShow
June 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
camping again #SurvivorSeasonSomethingIdkIHaven’tWatchedTheShow
quit my job bc i thought i aced a job interview that i actually did not get …. Mara unemployment arc coming soon
May 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM
quit my job bc i thought i aced a job interview that i actually did not get …. Mara unemployment arc coming soon
harry potter and the human centipede when????
April 10, 2025 at 8:20 AM
harry potter and the human centipede when????
happy twenty first to my darlingest baby dear!!!!!!!! we are now rich in round one tokens
March 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
happy twenty first to my darlingest baby dear!!!!!!!! we are now rich in round one tokens
thanks jackie for sending me this. sometimes to be loved and celebrated is just the worst
February 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
thanks jackie for sending me this. sometimes to be loved and celebrated is just the worst
thanks angel for making me this shit dumb fucking birthday video literally the dumbest thing i’ve ever seen
February 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
thanks angel for making me this shit dumb fucking birthday video literally the dumbest thing i’ve ever seen
sometimes life has beauty
February 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
sometimes life has beauty
Hey fam! First time trying liquid eyeliner … what do you guys think of this look? ❤️🥰
January 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Hey fam! First time trying liquid eyeliner … what do you guys think of this look? ❤️🥰