mars
@dearsporm.bsky.social
I need to have sex with Grok, X’s exclusive AI assistant
paused sex so i could real quick run my afk mob farm … the rates r pretty good
January 7, 2026 at 6:16 AM
paused sex so i could real quick run my afk mob farm … the rates r pretty good
happy new year my friends
January 1, 2026 at 8:09 AM
happy new year my friends
finally finished silksong
October 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
finally finished silksong
*voice that definitely doesn’t sound like a tomato* hey guys it’s me, tomato
October 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
*voice that definitely doesn’t sound like a tomato* hey guys it’s me, tomato
letterboxd is sending me notifs like a desperate ex - “oaghhhh please look at this interview with wes anderson” “ooooagagahhhhh come see benny safdie talk abt the smashing machine” Sorry babe i’m busy
October 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
letterboxd is sending me notifs like a desperate ex - “oaghhhh please look at this interview with wes anderson” “ooooagagahhhhh come see benny safdie talk abt the smashing machine” Sorry babe i’m busy
outmogged by sarah palin on this day
October 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
outmogged by sarah palin on this day
wearing concert black, asked my other ensemble members “who’s funeral is it?” and nobody laughed… rather they shot me dirty looks for bringing up the very concept of death
October 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
wearing concert black, asked my other ensemble members “who’s funeral is it?” and nobody laughed… rather they shot me dirty looks for bringing up the very concept of death
do not be DISSin da CORD ❌🙅♂️👾 or i’ll CHOP U IN HALF like a BOARD 🤺🥋💪 and u’ll wish u were NEVER BORN 👶🤰💀😵
August 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
do not be DISSin da CORD ❌🙅♂️👾 or i’ll CHOP U IN HALF like a BOARD 🤺🥋💪 and u’ll wish u were NEVER BORN 👶🤰💀😵
took a 15 minute jog for the first time in abt 6 years and i feel like i am abt to keel over and faint #weallstartsomewhere
August 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
took a 15 minute jog for the first time in abt 6 years and i feel like i am abt to keel over and faint #weallstartsomewhere
every so often i will go and edit my letterboxd reviews like im a published fucking author. whenever i talk about movies and lettrbxd my autism leaps out and attacks my conversational partner. literally no one gaf abt this app like me. im not even proud. should i do this review thing as a career???
August 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
every so often i will go and edit my letterboxd reviews like im a published fucking author. whenever i talk about movies and lettrbxd my autism leaps out and attacks my conversational partner. literally no one gaf abt this app like me. im not even proud. should i do this review thing as a career???
photo shoot with a posh plus bc i haven’t seen one since 2021
July 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
photo shoot with a posh plus bc i haven’t seen one since 2021
finally listening to aphex twin and this shit is actually ass it sounds like dj toenail iykyk
July 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
finally listening to aphex twin and this shit is actually ass it sounds like dj toenail iykyk
crashed a scooter today. wasnt even drunk this time
June 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
crashed a scooter today. wasnt even drunk this time
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Tried the new GameShare via GameChat feature, only on Nintendo Switch 2! (w/ @dearsporm.bsky.social)
June 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Tried the new GameShare via GameChat feature, only on Nintendo Switch 2! (w/ @dearsporm.bsky.social)
crashing out rn thinking about how i have to watch american sniper for a reason i can’t claim to be anything other then destiny. god gave me the right to watch movies and i shall forever bask in His gift. a chain on my ankle or an incredible treasure. either way they glisten in the daylight!!!!
June 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
crashing out rn thinking about how i have to watch american sniper for a reason i can’t claim to be anything other then destiny. god gave me the right to watch movies and i shall forever bask in His gift. a chain on my ankle or an incredible treasure. either way they glisten in the daylight!!!!
camping again #SurvivorSeasonSomethingIdkIHaven’tWatchedTheShow
June 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
camping again #SurvivorSeasonSomethingIdkIHaven’tWatchedTheShow
quit my job bc i thought i aced a job interview that i actually did not get …. Mara unemployment arc coming soon
May 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM
quit my job bc i thought i aced a job interview that i actually did not get …. Mara unemployment arc coming soon
JUST FOUND OUT MY RICH DOCTOR UNCLE IS BUILDING A LUXERY SPACE HOTEL?!?!?
May 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
JUST FOUND OUT MY RICH DOCTOR UNCLE IS BUILDING A LUXERY SPACE HOTEL?!?!?
nobody has ever made me so violently angry as allison m on letterboxd. it’s her job to review movies and she hates all of them and then calls them out for eating a burger. why can’t i get a job at my local movie theater but she can do this for.a living Grrrr growl
May 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
nobody has ever made me so violently angry as allison m on letterboxd. it’s her job to review movies and she hates all of them and then calls them out for eating a burger. why can’t i get a job at my local movie theater but she can do this for.a living Grrrr growl