Dean Scott
@deantoonfull.bsky.social
He/Him - Funnyvet.com - Veterinarian, author, illustrator. Books: Dragon Vet, Something For Everyone, Our Thoughts Are With You, Callie, Cowabunga, Vet School Survival Guides, Lighter Side of Veterinary Medicine 1-3, Menagerie 1&2, Incomplete Dog Book
I get to have the wasp-like, Tuatha matriarch say, "If everyone’s done swinging their aedeagus organs around, perhaps we can get to the point of the visit." Hopefully, the implication is clear, but one can always google aedeagus. 😀 #urbanfantasy #cryptid #cryptids
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I get to have the wasp-like, Tuatha matriarch say, "If everyone’s done swinging their aedeagus organs around, perhaps we can get to the point of the visit." Hopefully, the implication is clear, but one can always google aedeagus. 😀 #urbanfantasy #cryptid #cryptids
Some recent reviews for The Half-Life of Grief:
"what an amazing story! very difficult to genuinely feel for characters in a novel setting, but dean does a wonderful job with fleshing out these characters and this whole universe. the very end hit me in the feels in a good way.
"what an amazing story! very difficult to genuinely feel for characters in a novel setting, but dean does a wonderful job with fleshing out these characters and this whole universe. the very end hit me in the feels in a good way.
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Some recent reviews for The Half-Life of Grief:
"what an amazing story! very difficult to genuinely feel for characters in a novel setting, but dean does a wonderful job with fleshing out these characters and this whole universe. the very end hit me in the feels in a good way.
"what an amazing story! very difficult to genuinely feel for characters in a novel setting, but dean does a wonderful job with fleshing out these characters and this whole universe. the very end hit me in the feels in a good way.
All books can be bought directly from me and can be personally signed. DM me or email: toonfull@aol.com for details.
You can also buy on-line, through Kindle, or any chain or independent book stores can order copies. Thanks to all of my readers for their continued enthusiasm and support!
You can also buy on-line, through Kindle, or any chain or independent book stores can order copies. Thanks to all of my readers for their continued enthusiasm and support!
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
All books can be bought directly from me and can be personally signed. DM me or email: toonfull@aol.com for details.
You can also buy on-line, through Kindle, or any chain or independent book stores can order copies. Thanks to all of my readers for their continued enthusiasm and support!
You can also buy on-line, through Kindle, or any chain or independent book stores can order copies. Thanks to all of my readers for their continued enthusiasm and support!
I have a good feel for the budget, and will have to get on the marketing circuit with my limited social media reach.
Ok, ready?
"Hey, buy my books. You'll like them. Honest."
Feel free to share this well-thought-out, heartfelt message within your social circles .
Ok, ready?
"Hey, buy my books. You'll like them. Honest."
Feel free to share this well-thought-out, heartfelt message within your social circles .
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I have a good feel for the budget, and will have to get on the marketing circuit with my limited social media reach.
Ok, ready?
"Hey, buy my books. You'll like them. Honest."
Feel free to share this well-thought-out, heartfelt message within your social circles .
Ok, ready?
"Hey, buy my books. You'll like them. Honest."
Feel free to share this well-thought-out, heartfelt message within your social circles .
If you wish to support this humble author and the books planned for self-publishing next year, I thank you in advance!
December 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If you wish to support this humble author and the books planned for self-publishing next year, I thank you in advance!
For anyone in the veterinary profession: several cartoon/humor books are available including animal-related cartoon collections, Menagerie 1 & 2
Into fantasy? The Dragon Vet trilogy is quite popular
Enjoy short, multi-genre stories? Something For Everyone or Our Thoughts Are With You
Into fantasy? The Dragon Vet trilogy is quite popular
Enjoy short, multi-genre stories? Something For Everyone or Our Thoughts Are With You
December 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
For anyone in the veterinary profession: several cartoon/humor books are available including animal-related cartoon collections, Menagerie 1 & 2
Into fantasy? The Dragon Vet trilogy is quite popular
Enjoy short, multi-genre stories? Something For Everyone or Our Thoughts Are With You
Into fantasy? The Dragon Vet trilogy is quite popular
Enjoy short, multi-genre stories? Something For Everyone or Our Thoughts Are With You
If anyone would care to share this post, I'd appreciate it. Please consider giving a gift of books this year either directly from me (DM or email: toonfull@aol.com) or through your local bookstores or online.
For the dog lovers: The Incomplete Dog Book - Nothing You Ever Wanted To Know About Dogs
For the dog lovers: The Incomplete Dog Book - Nothing You Ever Wanted To Know About Dogs
December 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If anyone would care to share this post, I'd appreciate it. Please consider giving a gift of books this year either directly from me (DM or email: toonfull@aol.com) or through your local bookstores or online.
For the dog lovers: The Incomplete Dog Book - Nothing You Ever Wanted To Know About Dogs
For the dog lovers: The Incomplete Dog Book - Nothing You Ever Wanted To Know About Dogs
@kellythompson.bsky.social
If I don't read it, then it never really ends, right?
Thanks for the fun ride!
If I don't read it, then it never really ends, right?
Thanks for the fun ride!
December 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
@kellythompson.bsky.social
If I don't read it, then it never really ends, right?
Thanks for the fun ride!
If I don't read it, then it never really ends, right?
Thanks for the fun ride!
With the holiday seasons upon us, and more books planned for release next year, please consider buying anywhere from 1 - 100 books from me depending on your preference. 🙂 You can DM me or send me an email: toonfull@aol.com for details.
All of my books are listed here: funnyvet.com
#booklovers
All of my books are listed here: funnyvet.com
#booklovers
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
With the holiday seasons upon us, and more books planned for release next year, please consider buying anywhere from 1 - 100 books from me depending on your preference. 🙂 You can DM me or send me an email: toonfull@aol.com for details.
All of my books are listed here: funnyvet.com
#booklovers
All of my books are listed here: funnyvet.com
#booklovers
Fantasy lovers? The Dragon Vet trilogy is a can't miss!
Urban fantasy more someone's style? The Half-Life of Grief is a great gift!
Children's books for under the tree? I have Callie and Cowabunga
Urban fantasy more someone's style? The Half-Life of Grief is a great gift!
Children's books for under the tree? I have Callie and Cowabunga
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Fantasy lovers? The Dragon Vet trilogy is a can't miss!
Urban fantasy more someone's style? The Half-Life of Grief is a great gift!
Children's books for under the tree? I have Callie and Cowabunga
Urban fantasy more someone's style? The Half-Life of Grief is a great gift!
Children's books for under the tree? I have Callie and Cowabunga
There's still time to order books directly from me for the holiday season! DM me or email me at toonfull@aol.com
I have cartoon humor books for anyone in the veterinary profession.
Have a dog lover? Get them dog breed parody book: The Incomplete Dog Book
#booklovers #bookrecommendations
I have cartoon humor books for anyone in the veterinary profession.
Have a dog lover? Get them dog breed parody book: The Incomplete Dog Book
#booklovers #bookrecommendations
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
There's still time to order books directly from me for the holiday season! DM me or email me at toonfull@aol.com
I have cartoon humor books for anyone in the veterinary profession.
Have a dog lover? Get them dog breed parody book: The Incomplete Dog Book
#booklovers #bookrecommendations
I have cartoon humor books for anyone in the veterinary profession.
Have a dog lover? Get them dog breed parody book: The Incomplete Dog Book
#booklovers #bookrecommendations
Another post made me want to share the back of my business card. Perhaps an idea for those uncomfortable signing things for readers but still giving them something. A pre-printed autograph. I can't take full credit for the idea having heard Steve Martin does something similar. Just sharing for fun.
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Another post made me want to share the back of my business card. Perhaps an idea for those uncomfortable signing things for readers but still giving them something. A pre-printed autograph. I can't take full credit for the idea having heard Steve Martin does something similar. Just sharing for fun.
This, too, is all part of the writing process that I enjoy. GoogleEarth and realty pages are helpful.
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This, too, is all part of the writing process that I enjoy. GoogleEarth and realty pages are helpful.
Therefore, I know the streets my protagonists live on and have blueprints of "their" homes. I had so many ideas of what would happen with the first victim in Cryptid Summer and it took A LONG time, but in researching rental homes, local jobs, etc. it all ended up gelling nicely.
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Therefore, I know the streets my protagonists live on and have blueprints of "their" homes. I had so many ideas of what would happen with the first victim in Cryptid Summer and it took A LONG time, but in researching rental homes, local jobs, etc. it all ended up gelling nicely.
"So, what did you do last night?"
"I determined where the victim lived, their route home from work, where their death will occur, and how their body will be found."
"Uh, because you're a writer, correct?"
"Hm? Oh, yeah. I should lead with that."
#urbanfantasy #cryptid #cryptids #serialkiller
"I determined where the victim lived, their route home from work, where their death will occur, and how their body will be found."
"Uh, because you're a writer, correct?"
"Hm? Oh, yeah. I should lead with that."
#urbanfantasy #cryptid #cryptids #serialkiller
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"So, what did you do last night?"
"I determined where the victim lived, their route home from work, where their death will occur, and how their body will be found."
"Uh, because you're a writer, correct?"
"Hm? Oh, yeah. I should lead with that."
#urbanfantasy #cryptid #cryptids #serialkiller
"I determined where the victim lived, their route home from work, where their death will occur, and how their body will be found."
"Uh, because you're a writer, correct?"
"Hm? Oh, yeah. I should lead with that."
#urbanfantasy #cryptid #cryptids #serialkiller
In my continuing support of indie authors, I am currently reading Earthrise by MCA Hogarth. She had a number of books on offer, so it was hard to choose. I was a bit in the mood for scifi, since I hadn't read that genre in a while.
#scifi #scifibook #scifibooks #scifilover #booklover #booklovers
#scifi #scifibook #scifibooks #scifilover #booklover #booklovers
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
In my continuing support of indie authors, I am currently reading Earthrise by MCA Hogarth. She had a number of books on offer, so it was hard to choose. I was a bit in the mood for scifi, since I hadn't read that genre in a while.
#scifi #scifibook #scifibooks #scifilover #booklover #booklovers
#scifi #scifibook #scifibooks #scifilover #booklover #booklovers
Saw this posted elsewhere and had to add my song idea:
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Black Betty had a child, bam-ba-lam
The damn thing gone wild, bam-ba-lam
Feel free to add yours in the comments. 😀
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Black Betty had a child, bam-ba-lam
The damn thing gone wild, bam-ba-lam
Feel free to add yours in the comments. 😀
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Saw this posted elsewhere and had to add my song idea:
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Black Betty had a child, bam-ba-lam
The damn thing gone wild, bam-ba-lam
Feel free to add yours in the comments. 😀
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Black Betty had a child, bam-ba-lam
The damn thing gone wild, bam-ba-lam
Feel free to add yours in the comments. 😀
Because my brain won't be satisfied, I've moved on to the next project, a Detective Maggie Dawson sequel called Cryptid Summer. This will come out long after Hunt For the Sancuvar and the two follow-up Dragon Vet stories, Medusa's Lament and Of Wings & Claws.
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Because my brain won't be satisfied, I've moved on to the next project, a Detective Maggie Dawson sequel called Cryptid Summer. This will come out long after Hunt For the Sancuvar and the two follow-up Dragon Vet stories, Medusa's Lament and Of Wings & Claws.
I've contacted my editor for her availability next year with Hunt For the Sancuvar planned to come out first, followed later in the year by these new Dragon Vet stories. Hard to believe I started the original trilogy four years ago.
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I've contacted my editor for her availability next year with Hunt For the Sancuvar planned to come out first, followed later in the year by these new Dragon Vet stories. Hard to believe I started the original trilogy four years ago.
Okay, I've "finished" my side of the edits for the next two stories in the Dragon Vet series. The air quotes are there because editing is never finished until the Publish button is hit. However, it's nice to have completed drafts so I can move on to the next project(s). #dragon #dragons #fantasy
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Her new mom and dad were well-meaning, but when the novelty didn’t meet their expectations, and, yeah, I’m making a story here, but I’ve seen it before, well, they put her into the foster system. Satyrs are empathic, and when I met her, she said she wanted to be a psychiatrist.
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Her new mom and dad were well-meaning, but when the novelty didn’t meet their expectations, and, yeah, I’m making a story here, but I’ve seen it before, well, they put her into the foster system. Satyrs are empathic, and when I met her, she said she wanted to be a psychiatrist.
Away from the hostess stand, Kyle saw her legs were covered in dark-brown fur, and she had a triangular, raised tail that poked through a seam in the back of her black shorts. It twitched in short arcs, her hooves clopping on the wooden floor as she walked them to their table.
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Away from the hostess stand, Kyle saw her legs were covered in dark-brown fur, and she had a triangular, raised tail that poked through a seam in the back of her black shorts. It twitched in short arcs, her hooves clopping on the wooden floor as she walked them to their table.
Maggie heard the insinuation, unable to suppress a return smile.
“Yeah, this is my new partner, Kyle Mason. Kyle, Deirdra.”
“Pleasure to meet you,” he said.
“The pleasure’s all mine,” the hostess replied with a raised eyebrow and tilt of her head.
“Yeah, this is my new partner, Kyle Mason. Kyle, Deirdra.”
“Pleasure to meet you,” he said.
“The pleasure’s all mine,” the hostess replied with a raised eyebrow and tilt of her head.
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Maggie heard the insinuation, unable to suppress a return smile.
“Yeah, this is my new partner, Kyle Mason. Kyle, Deirdra.”
“Pleasure to meet you,” he said.
“The pleasure’s all mine,” the hostess replied with a raised eyebrow and tilt of her head.
“Yeah, this is my new partner, Kyle Mason. Kyle, Deirdra.”
“Pleasure to meet you,” he said.
“The pleasure’s all mine,” the hostess replied with a raised eyebrow and tilt of her head.
She wore a tight t-shirt that emphasized her bust, with the name and logo of the restaurant on it. Kyle was assessing her features, trying to figure out what they reminded him of.
“Hey, Deirdra,” Maggie said cheerfully.
“Hey, Deirdra,” Maggie said cheerfully.
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
She wore a tight t-shirt that emphasized her bust, with the name and logo of the restaurant on it. Kyle was assessing her features, trying to figure out what they reminded him of.
“Hey, Deirdra,” Maggie said cheerfully.
“Hey, Deirdra,” Maggie said cheerfully.
A little longer excerpt from my urban fantasy, The Half-Life of Grief, where all cryptids are real. Detective Maggie Dawson takes her new partner, Kyle Mason, to her favorite restaurant in Ybor.
The hostess had long hair dyed purple and green, her head shaved on one side.
The hostess had long hair dyed purple and green, her head shaved on one side.
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
A little longer excerpt from my urban fantasy, The Half-Life of Grief, where all cryptids are real. Detective Maggie Dawson takes her new partner, Kyle Mason, to her favorite restaurant in Ybor.
The hostess had long hair dyed purple and green, her head shaved on one side.
The hostess had long hair dyed purple and green, her head shaved on one side.