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Dean Harmeyer
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Just here to make fun of Elon.
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Man Who Invested in Trump Shocked to be Losing Fortune
"If Donald Trump can't make money, who can?"
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April 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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IYKYK
April 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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March 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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March 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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March 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Musk Forms Dept. Of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE)
He boasted that he was “taking DOGE to the next level.”
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February 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Elon Musk’s Team Receiving High School Credit for Running Government
A sixteen-year-old was elated to learn that he would accrue class credits for serving as Secretary of the Treasury.
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February 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Developmental Milestones of Your Elon Musk
By this age, your Elon Musk should be able to wave hello and goodbye and point to Cabinet employees he plans to fire.
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February 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Musk Tricks Trump Into Signing Reverse Mortgage on White House
“Maybe it’s time for your home to start taking care of you," Musk said.
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January 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Clarence and Ginni Thomas Lost at Sea After Elon Musk’s Self-Driving Superyacht Hits Iceberg
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Clarence and Ginni Thomas Lost at Sea After Elon Musk’s Self-Driving Superyacht Hits Iceberg
The incident is being described as a holiday cruise gone horribly awry.
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December 24, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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Poor Elona
Proximity to Power Fails to Make Elon Musk Interesting
“He is still the reason all his employees want to work remotely,” one expert said.
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November 18, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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November 19, 2024 at 11:46 PM
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