tbf we don’t have confirmation that Clinton was in fact the Bubba in question. I’m hoping he’ll surprise everyone and it’ll turn out to be Bubba Smith.

Until we find out his level of appreciation for the Police Academy ouvre we really can’t say for sure.

in my area i suspect you’re more likely to find someone who will begrudgingly do non-denominational than someone who knows the first thing about a sect of Christianity that doesn’t belong to the Southern Baptist Convention.

And they won’t even have the decency to pantomime it.

My wife is well aware that I believe 99% of dishes could benefit from an extra pound or so of cheese.

Not incessantly reminding her of this fact is how I’ve remained unmurdered all these years.

the facts won’t stop the wave of Spanberger-centered third way bullshit popping up that completely ignores that she was ostensibly handed victory not by any citable policy or charisma, by how utterly and undeniably batshit her opponent was.

it’ll be sillier than usual but there’ll be no less of it.

While I’m not a huge fan of his “murder every woman who shows interest in my brother” policy (a position he appears to have matured on though in his defense), he does have some interesting ideas about healthcare and police reform that are worth hearing out.

the outsized role that hack comedians have played in getting us here is never far from my mind. never far enough anyway.

Well… did you or did you not discover something?

I hope you’re right but I genuinely would not put it past some future democrat’s administration to finish it in his honor “in the interest of bipartisanship”.

nobody’s stopping you from walking into any pet store and asking to see the rat balls.

they might not show them to you, but they can’t stop you from asking.

Specifically Arnold Schwarzenegger needs to play the Leprechaun.

But what if I told you that Starmer can fit his entire fist in his mouth?

She is no longer in a form of existence that I can ask her but I strongly suspect my mom would’ve made me reboot Due South for some reason.

I remember joking with my mom about her Dutch course because it taught her to say “The neighbor is on the bus”, a perfectly natural way of describing a thing that happens.

I’m convinced space aliens are the ones behind most language learning modalities.