Dead Weirdo Studios
@deadweirdostudios.bsky.social
Writer/composer inordinaire. Quixotically attempting to make art while the earth dies screaming. Neuroatypical mopey mf. Wife once called me “Weird Al Jourgenson” and I am unable to refute it in good faith.
https://linktr.ee/DeadWeirdo
https://linktr.ee/DeadWeirdo
finally beat an online chess bot on easy mode
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
finally beat an online chess bot on easy mode
She is no longer in a form of existence that I can ask her but I strongly suspect my mom would’ve made me reboot Due South for some reason.
October 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
She is no longer in a form of existence that I can ask her but I strongly suspect my mom would’ve made me reboot Due South for some reason.
HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DONT EAT YOUR SHAQ HEADS?!
September 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DONT EAT YOUR SHAQ HEADS?!
People keep saying there’s a media literacy crisis but I personally don’t see it.
July 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
People keep saying there’s a media literacy crisis but I personally don’t see it.
If they just reproduced the old TSR Basic board game style box they’d be in good shape but the new one looks an awful lot like they’re hoping to acclimate new players to take for granted things that will translate to micro transactions in the digital space.
July 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
If they just reproduced the old TSR Basic board game style box they’d be in good shape but the new one looks an awful lot like they’re hoping to acclimate new players to take for granted things that will translate to micro transactions in the digital space.
Cannot stress enough that even the goddamn Garbage Pail Kids warned us. It did not take superheroic levels of cognition to clock.
Let’s not even start going down the road of these people having been part of the power structure which could have done something about him at the time but didn’t. Ffs.
Let’s not even start going down the road of these people having been part of the power structure which could have done something about him at the time but didn’t. Ffs.
June 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Cannot stress enough that even the goddamn Garbage Pail Kids warned us. It did not take superheroic levels of cognition to clock.
Let’s not even start going down the road of these people having been part of the power structure which could have done something about him at the time but didn’t. Ffs.
Let’s not even start going down the road of these people having been part of the power structure which could have done something about him at the time but didn’t. Ffs.
Born on the inconvenient streets of deeply purple Northern Virginia, with the New York Times opinion page in his hand and a wild desire to approach even the most clearcut moral issue with measured deliberation
Although measured with what he cannot say, for the centrist is born with no moral compass
Although measured with what he cannot say, for the centrist is born with no moral compass
June 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Born on the inconvenient streets of deeply purple Northern Virginia, with the New York Times opinion page in his hand and a wild desire to approach even the most clearcut moral issue with measured deliberation
Although measured with what he cannot say, for the centrist is born with no moral compass
Although measured with what he cannot say, for the centrist is born with no moral compass
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“These go to eleven.”
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“These go to eleven.”
May 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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“These go to eleven.”
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“These go to eleven.”
Zuck: The average american has three friends
May 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Zuck: The average american has three friends
RFK Jr says he’d never heard of conditions like autism when he was a kid.
Meanwhile, other guys his age (not a formal diagnosis):
Meanwhile, other guys his age (not a formal diagnosis):
April 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
RFK Jr says he’d never heard of conditions like autism when he was a kid.
Meanwhile, other guys his age (not a formal diagnosis):
Meanwhile, other guys his age (not a formal diagnosis):
Pictured: man simply too angry to read.
April 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Pictured: man simply too angry to read.
🎶And I believe that AI God believes in AI Claude!”🎶
March 31, 2025 at 3:26 AM
🎶And I believe that AI God believes in AI Claude!”🎶
Fuckin’ Claude…
March 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Fuckin’ Claude…
Must. resist. urge. to. blame. Québécois accent. angering. like a third. of. Canada.
March 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Must. resist. urge. to. blame. Québécois accent. angering. like a third. of. Canada.
one of the things that really drives me nuts about dipshits like this throwing their back out to suck their own dick is that they’re claiming credit for something that even the fucking Garbage Pail Kids were saying out loud
the political equivalent of calling BS on an aging rocker’s “farewell” tour
the political equivalent of calling BS on an aging rocker’s “farewell” tour
February 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
one of the things that really drives me nuts about dipshits like this throwing their back out to suck their own dick is that they’re claiming credit for something that even the fucking Garbage Pail Kids were saying out loud
the political equivalent of calling BS on an aging rocker’s “farewell” tour
the political equivalent of calling BS on an aging rocker’s “farewell” tour
Hey raise your hand if you didn’t have a colleague at 1/6, Patton put your hand down.🙋🏻♂️
January 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Hey raise your hand if you didn’t have a colleague at 1/6, Patton put your hand down.🙋🏻♂️
You’ve made Mime David Bowie cry.
January 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
You’ve made Mime David Bowie cry.
This law as written is designed to require an ostensible ring kissing ceremony in order to restore service. Any and every app with foreign investment is now vulnerable to the whims of the president.
If someone on Discord tells Barron he has “resting serial killer face” we could lose it tomorrow.
If someone on Discord tells Barron he has “resting serial killer face” we could lose it tomorrow.
January 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This law as written is designed to require an ostensible ring kissing ceremony in order to restore service. Any and every app with foreign investment is now vulnerable to the whims of the president.
If someone on Discord tells Barron he has “resting serial killer face” we could lose it tomorrow.
If someone on Discord tells Barron he has “resting serial killer face” we could lose it tomorrow.
That’s a real nice piece, son. This here’s what I carry.
December 26, 2024 at 4:27 PM
That’s a real nice piece, son. This here’s what I carry.
