𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘
@deadtectlve.bsky.social
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❝ As you can probably see, they're really doing their homework, and I don't like it when they learn too much. ❞
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❝ As you can probably see, they're really doing their homework, and I don't like it when they learn too much. ❞
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June 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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❝ As you can probably see, they're really doing their homework, and I don't like it when they learn too much. ❞
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❝ As you can probably see, they're really doing their homework, and I don't like it when they learn too much. ❞
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𝗭𝗲𝘁𝗮'𝘀 looks modified. Accompanied with a diagram of a heart-like organ grafted to metal tubes and wires, a key-shaped orifice in its center. A key in similar shape to the same one for Vector Sigma.
"𝙵𝙻𝙴𝚂𝙷 𝚂𝙿𝙰𝚁𝙺" was the name this abomination carried.
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𝗭𝗲𝘁𝗮'𝘀 looks modified. Accompanied with a diagram of a heart-like organ grafted to metal tubes and wires, a key-shaped orifice in its center. A key in similar shape to the same one for Vector Sigma.
"𝙵𝙻𝙴𝚂𝙷 𝚂𝙿𝙰𝚁𝙺" was the name this abomination carried.
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June 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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𝗭𝗲𝘁𝗮'𝘀 looks modified. Accompanied with a diagram of a heart-like organ grafted to metal tubes and wires, a key-shaped orifice in its center. A key in similar shape to the same one for Vector Sigma.
"𝙵𝙻𝙴𝚂𝙷 𝚂𝙿𝙰𝚁𝙺" was the name this abomination carried.
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𝗭𝗲𝘁𝗮'𝘀 looks modified. Accompanied with a diagram of a heart-like organ grafted to metal tubes and wires, a key-shaped orifice in its center. A key in similar shape to the same one for Vector Sigma.
"𝙵𝙻𝙴𝚂𝙷 𝚂𝙿𝙰𝚁𝙺" was the name this abomination carried.
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Dirge pulled a folder out from his suit before splaying its contents all over the table. These were not only documents on the Primes, they were full-on anatomical blueprints, every diode detailed down to the very spark. Solus, Onyx, Megatronus, though oddly enough...
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Dirge pulled a folder out from his suit before splaying its contents all over the table. These were not only documents on the Primes, they were full-on anatomical blueprints, every diode detailed down to the very spark. Solus, Onyx, Megatronus, though oddly enough...
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June 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Dirge pulled a folder out from his suit before splaying its contents all over the table. These were not only documents on the Primes, they were full-on anatomical blueprints, every diode detailed down to the very spark. Solus, Onyx, Megatronus, though oddly enough...
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Dirge pulled a folder out from his suit before splaying its contents all over the table. These were not only documents on the Primes, they were full-on anatomical blueprints, every diode detailed down to the very spark. Solus, Onyx, Megatronus, though oddly enough...
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Where, oh ,where have I heard that before?
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Where, oh ,where have I heard that before?
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June 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Where, oh ,where have I heard that before?
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Where, oh ,where have I heard that before?
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❝ We, and by we, I mostly mean PROMETHEUS, traced it to a Horde R&D base. Dunno how long it was stewing in there, so i'd approach it with caution. Alien technology is not exactly my forte. ❞
The Matrix lay still on the floor, glowing, still oozing with some vicious Frank mouthwash.
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❝ We, and by we, I mostly mean PROMETHEUS, traced it to a Horde R&D base. Dunno how long it was stewing in there, so i'd approach it with caution. Alien technology is not exactly my forte. ❞
The Matrix lay still on the floor, glowing, still oozing with some vicious Frank mouthwash.
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May 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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❝ We, and by we, I mostly mean PROMETHEUS, traced it to a Horde R&D base. Dunno how long it was stewing in there, so i'd approach it with caution. Alien technology is not exactly my forte. ❞
The Matrix lay still on the floor, glowing, still oozing with some vicious Frank mouthwash.
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❝ We, and by we, I mostly mean PROMETHEUS, traced it to a Horde R&D base. Dunno how long it was stewing in there, so i'd approach it with caution. Alien technology is not exactly my forte. ❞
The Matrix lay still on the floor, glowing, still oozing with some vicious Frank mouthwash.
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❝ ... and after some routine detective work, found it before they could send anyone to get it. Honestly, it was probably safer with Frank, someone who doesn't know how to use it, rather than someone actively trying to crack its code. ❞
〝 I beat up some woman for it! 〞
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❝ ... and after some routine detective work, found it before they could send anyone to get it. Honestly, it was probably safer with Frank, someone who doesn't know how to use it, rather than someone actively trying to crack its code. ❞
〝 I beat up some woman for it! 〞
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May 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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❝ ... and after some routine detective work, found it before they could send anyone to get it. Honestly, it was probably safer with Frank, someone who doesn't know how to use it, rather than someone actively trying to crack its code. ❞
〝 I beat up some woman for it! 〞
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❝ ... and after some routine detective work, found it before they could send anyone to get it. Honestly, it was probably safer with Frank, someone who doesn't know how to use it, rather than someone actively trying to crack its code. ❞
〝 I beat up some woman for it! 〞
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An exasperated, exhausted sigh or groan came from the skeleton as he made a couple of last adjustments to his skull.
❝ I... apologize. I ordered Frank to go get the Matrix. It's not safe in Hordak's hands, especially with PROMETHEUS skulking about. They already had their sights on it... ❞
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An exasperated, exhausted sigh or groan came from the skeleton as he made a couple of last adjustments to his skull.
❝ I... apologize. I ordered Frank to go get the Matrix. It's not safe in Hordak's hands, especially with PROMETHEUS skulking about. They already had their sights on it... ❞
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May 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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An exasperated, exhausted sigh or groan came from the skeleton as he made a couple of last adjustments to his skull.
❝ I... apologize. I ordered Frank to go get the Matrix. It's not safe in Hordak's hands, especially with PROMETHEUS skulking about. They already had their sights on it... ❞
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An exasperated, exhausted sigh or groan came from the skeleton as he made a couple of last adjustments to his skull.
❝ I... apologize. I ordered Frank to go get the Matrix. It's not safe in Hordak's hands, especially with PROMETHEUS skulking about. They already had their sights on it... ❞
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❝ You told me you already returned that! And you were carrying that the whole time to 𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦 cars and beat people up? ❞
〝 I did return it... To several cars and insurance companies! You didn't say who I had to return it to! It's a wonderful blunt object! 〞
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❝ You told me you already returned that! And you were carrying that the whole time to 𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦 cars and beat people up? ❞
〝 I did return it... To several cars and insurance companies! You didn't say who I had to return it to! It's a wonderful blunt object! 〞
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May 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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❝ You told me you already returned that! And you were carrying that the whole time to 𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦 cars and beat people up? ❞
〝 I did return it... To several cars and insurance companies! You didn't say who I had to return it to! It's a wonderful blunt object! 〞
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❝ You told me you already returned that! And you were carrying that the whole time to 𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦 cars and beat people up? ❞
〝 I did return it... To several cars and insurance companies! You didn't say who I had to return it to! It's a wonderful blunt object! 〞
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〝 𝙃𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙆.ᐟ 𝙃𝘼𝘼𝘾𝙆.ᐟ 𝙂𝙇𝘼𝘼𝘾𝙆.ᐟ 〞
[ 𝘊𝘓𝘖𝘕𝘒.ᐟ ]
〝 I 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘗𝘓𝘌𝘛𝘌𝘓𝘠 forgot to deliver this thing, because you see, this thing is a 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 blunt object! I kept whackin' goons over the head and breaking windshields with it back home forgetting I was supposed to deliver it. 〞
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〝 𝙃𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙆.ᐟ 𝙃𝘼𝘼𝘾𝙆.ᐟ 𝙂𝙇𝘼𝘼𝘾𝙆.ᐟ 〞
[ 𝘊𝘓𝘖𝘕𝘒.ᐟ ]
〝 I 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘗𝘓𝘌𝘛𝘌𝘓𝘠 forgot to deliver this thing, because you see, this thing is a 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 blunt object! I kept whackin' goons over the head and breaking windshields with it back home forgetting I was supposed to deliver it. 〞
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May 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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〝 𝙃𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙆.ᐟ 𝙃𝘼𝘼𝘾𝙆.ᐟ 𝙂𝙇𝘼𝘼𝘾𝙆.ᐟ 〞
[ 𝘊𝘓𝘖𝘕𝘒.ᐟ ]
〝 I 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘗𝘓𝘌𝘛𝘌𝘓𝘠 forgot to deliver this thing, because you see, this thing is a 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 blunt object! I kept whackin' goons over the head and breaking windshields with it back home forgetting I was supposed to deliver it. 〞
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〝 𝙃𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙆.ᐟ 𝙃𝘼𝘼𝘾𝙆.ᐟ 𝙂𝙇𝘼𝘼𝘾𝙆.ᐟ 〞
[ 𝘊𝘓𝘖𝘕𝘒.ᐟ ]
〝 I 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘗𝘓𝘌𝘛𝘌𝘓𝘠 forgot to deliver this thing, because you see, this thing is a 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 blunt object! I kept whackin' goons over the head and breaking windshields with it back home forgetting I was supposed to deliver it. 〞
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... horrid, retching, gagging noises as this odd, steel frame began to seep out from it, covered in some vicious saliva. The further Frank began to unceremoniously throw this thing up, the more it revealed itself. The azure glow, the divine radiance of wisdom clouding its very presence...
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... horrid, retching, gagging noises as this odd, steel frame began to seep out from it, covered in some vicious saliva. The further Frank began to unceremoniously throw this thing up, the more it revealed itself. The azure glow, the divine radiance of wisdom clouding its very presence...
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May 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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... horrid, retching, gagging noises as this odd, steel frame began to seep out from it, covered in some vicious saliva. The further Frank began to unceremoniously throw this thing up, the more it revealed itself. The azure glow, the divine radiance of wisdom clouding its very presence...
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... horrid, retching, gagging noises as this odd, steel frame began to seep out from it, covered in some vicious saliva. The further Frank began to unceremoniously throw this thing up, the more it revealed itself. The azure glow, the divine radiance of wisdom clouding its very presence...
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Frank shouted as he ran up to the door and shoved his skeletal partner aside.
〝 I remember now! Dirge sent me to one of his treasuries or something to get... something! For you! Hold on! 〞
His artificial mouth began to play 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩 by Stan Bush, and out from his maw came a bunch of...
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Frank shouted as he ran up to the door and shoved his skeletal partner aside.
〝 I remember now! Dirge sent me to one of his treasuries or something to get... something! For you! Hold on! 〞
His artificial mouth began to play 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩 by Stan Bush, and out from his maw came a bunch of...
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May 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Frank shouted as he ran up to the door and shoved his skeletal partner aside.
〝 I remember now! Dirge sent me to one of his treasuries or something to get... something! For you! Hold on! 〞
His artificial mouth began to play 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩 by Stan Bush, and out from his maw came a bunch of...
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Frank shouted as he ran up to the door and shoved his skeletal partner aside.
〝 I remember now! Dirge sent me to one of his treasuries or something to get... something! For you! Hold on! 〞
His artificial mouth began to play 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩 by Stan Bush, and out from his maw came a bunch of...
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Dirge looked down at the floor as he rummaged through his own thoughts.
❝ That Shockwave guy gives me the creeps, can't help but feel he alerted me here for less of your world's sake but his own motive's sake. Anyways, have you heard of a deity named Uni- ❞
〝 𝘏𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘬.ᐟ 〞
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Dirge looked down at the floor as he rummaged through his own thoughts.
❝ That Shockwave guy gives me the creeps, can't help but feel he alerted me here for less of your world's sake but his own motive's sake. Anyways, have you heard of a deity named Uni- ❞
〝 𝘏𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘬.ᐟ 〞
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May 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Dirge looked down at the floor as he rummaged through his own thoughts.
❝ That Shockwave guy gives me the creeps, can't help but feel he alerted me here for less of your world's sake but his own motive's sake. Anyways, have you heard of a deity named Uni- ❞
〝 𝘏𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘬.ᐟ 〞
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Dirge looked down at the floor as he rummaged through his own thoughts.
❝ That Shockwave guy gives me the creeps, can't help but feel he alerted me here for less of your world's sake but his own motive's sake. Anyways, have you heard of a deity named Uni- ❞
〝 𝘏𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘬.ᐟ 〞
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