𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘
@deadtectlve.bsky.social
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❝ Eh, cigars are more of Frank's taste. Cigarettes and the holder are easier on a lip-less mouth. ❞
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❝ Eh, cigars are more of Frank's taste. Cigarettes and the holder are easier on a lip-less mouth. ❞
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June 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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❝ Eh, cigars are more of Frank's taste. Cigarettes and the holder are easier on a lip-less mouth. ❞
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❝ Eh, cigars are more of Frank's taste. Cigarettes and the holder are easier on a lip-less mouth. ❞
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❝ As you can probably see, they're really doing their homework, and I don't like it when they learn too much. ❞
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❝ As you can probably see, they're really doing their homework, and I don't like it when they learn too much. ❞
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June 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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❝ As you can probably see, they're really doing their homework, and I don't like it when they learn too much. ❞
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❝ As you can probably see, they're really doing their homework, and I don't like it when they learn too much. ❞
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𝗭𝗲𝘁𝗮'𝘀 looks modified. Accompanied with a diagram of a heart-like organ grafted to metal tubes and wires, a key-shaped orifice in its center. A key in similar shape to the same one for Vector Sigma.
"𝙵𝙻𝙴𝚂𝙷 𝚂𝙿𝙰𝚁𝙺" was the name this abomination carried.
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𝗭𝗲𝘁𝗮'𝘀 looks modified. Accompanied with a diagram of a heart-like organ grafted to metal tubes and wires, a key-shaped orifice in its center. A key in similar shape to the same one for Vector Sigma.
"𝙵𝙻𝙴𝚂𝙷 𝚂𝙿𝙰𝚁𝙺" was the name this abomination carried.
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June 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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𝗭𝗲𝘁𝗮'𝘀 looks modified. Accompanied with a diagram of a heart-like organ grafted to metal tubes and wires, a key-shaped orifice in its center. A key in similar shape to the same one for Vector Sigma.
"𝙵𝙻𝙴𝚂𝙷 𝚂𝙿𝙰𝚁𝙺" was the name this abomination carried.
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𝗭𝗲𝘁𝗮'𝘀 looks modified. Accompanied with a diagram of a heart-like organ grafted to metal tubes and wires, a key-shaped orifice in its center. A key in similar shape to the same one for Vector Sigma.
"𝙵𝙻𝙴𝚂𝙷 𝚂𝙿𝙰𝚁𝙺" was the name this abomination carried.
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Dirge pulled a folder out from his suit before splaying its contents all over the table. These were not only documents on the Primes, they were full-on anatomical blueprints, every diode detailed down to the very spark. Solus, Onyx, Megatronus, though oddly enough...
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Dirge pulled a folder out from his suit before splaying its contents all over the table. These were not only documents on the Primes, they were full-on anatomical blueprints, every diode detailed down to the very spark. Solus, Onyx, Megatronus, though oddly enough...
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June 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Dirge pulled a folder out from his suit before splaying its contents all over the table. These were not only documents on the Primes, they were full-on anatomical blueprints, every diode detailed down to the very spark. Solus, Onyx, Megatronus, though oddly enough...
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Dirge pulled a folder out from his suit before splaying its contents all over the table. These were not only documents on the Primes, they were full-on anatomical blueprints, every diode detailed down to the very spark. Solus, Onyx, Megatronus, though oddly enough...
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Where, oh ,where have I heard that before?
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Where, oh ,where have I heard that before?
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June 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Where, oh ,where have I heard that before?
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Where, oh ,where have I heard that before?
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A dark figure opening holes to a darker world, with all intents of Hell breaking loose...?
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A dark figure opening holes to a darker world, with all intents of Hell breaking loose...?
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June 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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A dark figure opening holes to a darker world, with all intents of Hell breaking loose...?
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A dark figure opening holes to a darker world, with all intents of Hell breaking loose...?
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An exasperated, exhausted sigh or groan came from the skeleton as he made a couple of last adjustments to his skull.
❝ I... apologize. I ordered Frank to go get the Matrix. It's not safe in Hordak's hands, especially with PROMETHEUS skulking about. They already had their sights on it... ❞
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An exasperated, exhausted sigh or groan came from the skeleton as he made a couple of last adjustments to his skull.
❝ I... apologize. I ordered Frank to go get the Matrix. It's not safe in Hordak's hands, especially with PROMETHEUS skulking about. They already had their sights on it... ❞
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May 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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An exasperated, exhausted sigh or groan came from the skeleton as he made a couple of last adjustments to his skull.
❝ I... apologize. I ordered Frank to go get the Matrix. It's not safe in Hordak's hands, especially with PROMETHEUS skulking about. They already had their sights on it... ❞
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An exasperated, exhausted sigh or groan came from the skeleton as he made a couple of last adjustments to his skull.
❝ I... apologize. I ordered Frank to go get the Matrix. It's not safe in Hordak's hands, especially with PROMETHEUS skulking about. They already had their sights on it... ❞
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❝ You told me you already returned that! And you were carrying that the whole time to 𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦 cars and beat people up? ❞
〝 I did return it... To several cars and insurance companies! You didn't say who I had to return it to! It's a wonderful blunt object! 〞
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❝ You told me you already returned that! And you were carrying that the whole time to 𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦 cars and beat people up? ❞
〝 I did return it... To several cars and insurance companies! You didn't say who I had to return it to! It's a wonderful blunt object! 〞
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May 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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❝ You told me you already returned that! And you were carrying that the whole time to 𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦 cars and beat people up? ❞
〝 I did return it... To several cars and insurance companies! You didn't say who I had to return it to! It's a wonderful blunt object! 〞
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❝ You told me you already returned that! And you were carrying that the whole time to 𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦 cars and beat people up? ❞
〝 I did return it... To several cars and insurance companies! You didn't say who I had to return it to! It's a wonderful blunt object! 〞
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〝 𝙃𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙆.ᐟ 𝙃𝘼𝘼𝘾𝙆.ᐟ 𝙂𝙇𝘼𝘼𝘾𝙆.ᐟ 〞
[ 𝘊𝘓𝘖𝘕𝘒.ᐟ ]
〝 I 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘗𝘓𝘌𝘛𝘌𝘓𝘠 forgot to deliver this thing, because you see, this thing is a 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 blunt object! I kept whackin' goons over the head and breaking windshields with it back home forgetting I was supposed to deliver it. 〞
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〝 𝙃𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙆.ᐟ 𝙃𝘼𝘼𝘾𝙆.ᐟ 𝙂𝙇𝘼𝘼𝘾𝙆.ᐟ 〞
[ 𝘊𝘓𝘖𝘕𝘒.ᐟ ]
〝 I 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘗𝘓𝘌𝘛𝘌𝘓𝘠 forgot to deliver this thing, because you see, this thing is a 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 blunt object! I kept whackin' goons over the head and breaking windshields with it back home forgetting I was supposed to deliver it. 〞
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May 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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〝 𝙃𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙆.ᐟ 𝙃𝘼𝘼𝘾𝙆.ᐟ 𝙂𝙇𝘼𝘼𝘾𝙆.ᐟ 〞
[ 𝘊𝘓𝘖𝘕𝘒.ᐟ ]
〝 I 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘗𝘓𝘌𝘛𝘌𝘓𝘠 forgot to deliver this thing, because you see, this thing is a 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 blunt object! I kept whackin' goons over the head and breaking windshields with it back home forgetting I was supposed to deliver it. 〞
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〝 𝙃𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙆.ᐟ 𝙃𝘼𝘼𝘾𝙆.ᐟ 𝙂𝙇𝘼𝘼𝘾𝙆.ᐟ 〞
[ 𝘊𝘓𝘖𝘕𝘒.ᐟ ]
〝 I 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘗𝘓𝘌𝘛𝘌𝘓𝘠 forgot to deliver this thing, because you see, this thing is a 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 blunt object! I kept whackin' goons over the head and breaking windshields with it back home forgetting I was supposed to deliver it. 〞
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〝 Hordak, Hordak, Hordak... 〞The brain muttered to himself at the mention of the name.
❝ I get it. ❞ Dirge said. ❝ I've been busy digging dirt up on them while things have been quiet, and also the person responsible for alerting me to PROMETHEUS' presence here. ❞
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〝 Hordak, Hordak, Hordak... 〞The brain muttered to himself at the mention of the name.
❝ I get it. ❞ Dirge said. ❝ I've been busy digging dirt up on them while things have been quiet, and also the person responsible for alerting me to PROMETHEUS' presence here. ❞
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May 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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〝 Hordak, Hordak, Hordak... 〞The brain muttered to himself at the mention of the name.
❝ I get it. ❞ Dirge said. ❝ I've been busy digging dirt up on them while things have been quiet, and also the person responsible for alerting me to PROMETHEUS' presence here. ❞
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〝 Hordak, Hordak, Hordak... 〞The brain muttered to himself at the mention of the name.
❝ I get it. ❞ Dirge said. ❝ I've been busy digging dirt up on them while things have been quiet, and also the person responsible for alerting me to PROMETHEUS' presence here. ❞
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〝 I got Little Women and the Quran. 〞
❝ Those'll do. ❞
Frank got to work sliding the 1800s coming of age story and religious text under the sofa to act as the new leg.
〝 Inshallah give Meg, Jo Beth, and Amy thy strength to hold my couch. 〞
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〝 I got Little Women and the Quran. 〞
❝ Those'll do. ❞
Frank got to work sliding the 1800s coming of age story and religious text under the sofa to act as the new leg.
〝 Inshallah give Meg, Jo Beth, and Amy thy strength to hold my couch. 〞
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April 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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〝 I got Little Women and the Quran. 〞
❝ Those'll do. ❞
Frank got to work sliding the 1800s coming of age story and religious text under the sofa to act as the new leg.
〝 Inshallah give Meg, Jo Beth, and Amy thy strength to hold my couch. 〞
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〝 I got Little Women and the Quran. 〞
❝ Those'll do. ❞
Frank got to work sliding the 1800s coming of age story and religious text under the sofa to act as the new leg.
〝 Inshallah give Meg, Jo Beth, and Amy thy strength to hold my couch. 〞
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// follow my flameheart 🔫
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// follow my flameheart 🔫
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April 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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// follow my flameheart 🔫
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// follow my flameheart 🔫
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❝ I figured since PROMETHEUS is definitely up to somethin' here, I might as well set up an office so I have access to my records n' whatnot. ❞
All while Dirge is explaining his presence, his partner can be seen smashing a plastic, red truck against a plastic, red scooter.
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❝ I figured since PROMETHEUS is definitely up to somethin' here, I might as well set up an office so I have access to my records n' whatnot. ❞
All while Dirge is explaining his presence, his partner can be seen smashing a plastic, red truck against a plastic, red scooter.
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April 21, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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❝ I figured since PROMETHEUS is definitely up to somethin' here, I might as well set up an office so I have access to my records n' whatnot. ❞
All while Dirge is explaining his presence, his partner can be seen smashing a plastic, red truck against a plastic, red scooter.
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❝ I figured since PROMETHEUS is definitely up to somethin' here, I might as well set up an office so I have access to my records n' whatnot. ❞
All while Dirge is explaining his presence, his partner can be seen smashing a plastic, red truck against a plastic, red scooter.
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❝ You're 𝘯𝘰𝘵 supposed to do that in the sink anyways, you dolt. ❞
〝 Where else was I supposed to go? It's a freakin' maze of expensive living that ends in some backroom warehouse with meatballs! 〞
❝ Just- focus on the couch. We got it halfway in and clearly we can fit it in... somehow. ❞
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❝ You're 𝘯𝘰𝘵 supposed to do that in the sink anyways, you dolt. ❞
〝 Where else was I supposed to go? It's a freakin' maze of expensive living that ends in some backroom warehouse with meatballs! 〞
❝ Just- focus on the couch. We got it halfway in and clearly we can fit it in... somehow. ❞
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April 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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❝ You're 𝘯𝘰𝘵 supposed to do that in the sink anyways, you dolt. ❞
〝 Where else was I supposed to go? It's a freakin' maze of expensive living that ends in some backroom warehouse with meatballs! 〞
❝ Just- focus on the couch. We got it halfway in and clearly we can fit it in... somehow. ❞
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❝ You're 𝘯𝘰𝘵 supposed to do that in the sink anyways, you dolt. ❞
〝 Where else was I supposed to go? It's a freakin' maze of expensive living that ends in some backroom warehouse with meatballs! 〞
❝ Just- focus on the couch. We got it halfway in and clearly we can fit it in... somehow. ❞
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〝 𝗬𝗢𝗨 keep pulling it in the other direction! 〞 The monster bickered.
❝ Maybe it would've been easier if we got this from IKEA and just assembled it in- ❞
〝 IKEA's too expensive and they won't let me back in after I "sampled" the display bathrooms. 〞
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〝 𝗬𝗢𝗨 keep pulling it in the other direction! 〞 The monster bickered.
❝ Maybe it would've been easier if we got this from IKEA and just assembled it in- ❞
〝 IKEA's too expensive and they won't let me back in after I "sampled" the display bathrooms. 〞
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April 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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〝 𝗬𝗢𝗨 keep pulling it in the other direction! 〞 The monster bickered.
❝ Maybe it would've been easier if we got this from IKEA and just assembled it in- ❞
〝 IKEA's too expensive and they won't let me back in after I "sampled" the display bathrooms. 〞
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〝 𝗬𝗢𝗨 keep pulling it in the other direction! 〞 The monster bickered.
❝ Maybe it would've been easier if we got this from IKEA and just assembled it in- ❞
〝 IKEA's too expensive and they won't let me back in after I "sampled" the display bathrooms. 〞
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April 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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found a rare relic, multiple people tried to kill me for this
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found a rare relic, multiple people tried to kill me for this
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April 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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found a rare relic, multiple people tried to kill me for this
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found a rare relic, multiple people tried to kill me for this
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// usually i dont commentate on call outs i have zero involvement in, but to avoid any confusion the Bones in this thread IS NOT me. This is what my discord looks like:
Nonetheless fucked up situation, pedophiles should burn in hell.
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// usually i dont commentate on call outs i have zero involvement in, but to avoid any confusion the Bones in this thread IS NOT me. This is what my discord looks like:
Nonetheless fucked up situation, pedophiles should burn in hell.
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March 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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// usually i dont commentate on call outs i have zero involvement in, but to avoid any confusion the Bones in this thread IS NOT me. This is what my discord looks like:
Nonetheless fucked up situation, pedophiles should burn in hell.
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// usually i dont commentate on call outs i have zero involvement in, but to avoid any confusion the Bones in this thread IS NOT me. This is what my discord looks like:
Nonetheless fucked up situation, pedophiles should burn in hell.
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❝ Oh, that. That's the weird homemade broth Frank uses to preserve his brain. Never seen him actually make it, never tells me 𝘩𝘰𝘸 he makes it, but it contains faint traces of asbestos, red dye no. 3, depleted uranium, and whatever else in there that's making a pregnancy test turn positive. ❞
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❝ Oh, that. That's the weird homemade broth Frank uses to preserve his brain. Never seen him actually make it, never tells me 𝘩𝘰𝘸 he makes it, but it contains faint traces of asbestos, red dye no. 3, depleted uranium, and whatever else in there that's making a pregnancy test turn positive. ❞
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March 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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❝ Oh, that. That's the weird homemade broth Frank uses to preserve his brain. Never seen him actually make it, never tells me 𝘩𝘰𝘸 he makes it, but it contains faint traces of asbestos, red dye no. 3, depleted uranium, and whatever else in there that's making a pregnancy test turn positive. ❞
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❝ Oh, that. That's the weird homemade broth Frank uses to preserve his brain. Never seen him actually make it, never tells me 𝘩𝘰𝘸 he makes it, but it contains faint traces of asbestos, red dye no. 3, depleted uranium, and whatever else in there that's making a pregnancy test turn positive. ❞
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// hello and thank you for all the interactions! I'm a refugee from twitter who had a fairly substantial following, but for those of you who don't know me; I'm bones. Dirge and the rest of my colorful characters are the by-product of a personal worldbuilding exercise...
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// hello and thank you for all the interactions! I'm a refugee from twitter who had a fairly substantial following, but for those of you who don't know me; I'm bones. Dirge and the rest of my colorful characters are the by-product of a personal worldbuilding exercise...
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March 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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// hello and thank you for all the interactions! I'm a refugee from twitter who had a fairly substantial following, but for those of you who don't know me; I'm bones. Dirge and the rest of my colorful characters are the by-product of a personal worldbuilding exercise...
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// hello and thank you for all the interactions! I'm a refugee from twitter who had a fairly substantial following, but for those of you who don't know me; I'm bones. Dirge and the rest of my colorful characters are the by-product of a personal worldbuilding exercise...
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❝ Though, what can I say? Not a fan of politics. You expose one underground race of cold-blooded reptile men puppeteering the UN and it gives you gray hairs, gotta step away from the discussions for a while.
Can't blame ya for seekin' a break. ❞
The cigarette holder was put back in his jaws.
❝ Though, what can I say? Not a fan of politics. You expose one underground race of cold-blooded reptile men puppeteering the UN and it gives you gray hairs, gotta step away from the discussions for a while.
Can't blame ya for seekin' a break. ❞
The cigarette holder was put back in his jaws.
March 13, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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❝ Though, what can I say? Not a fan of politics. You expose one underground race of cold-blooded reptile men puppeteering the UN and it gives you gray hairs, gotta step away from the discussions for a while.
Can't blame ya for seekin' a break. ❞
The cigarette holder was put back in his jaws.
❝ Though, what can I say? Not a fan of politics. You expose one underground race of cold-blooded reptile men puppeteering the UN and it gives you gray hairs, gotta step away from the discussions for a while.
Can't blame ya for seekin' a break. ❞
The cigarette holder was put back in his jaws.
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Dirge's focused gaze seemed to drift before suddenly locking back at Talbain.
❝ Point is, they love taking supernatural beings like us, and finding a way to subjugate them into their own order of things, be it through the darkest of magic or the cruelest of surgery... ❞
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Dirge's focused gaze seemed to drift before suddenly locking back at Talbain.
❝ Point is, they love taking supernatural beings like us, and finding a way to subjugate them into their own order of things, be it through the darkest of magic or the cruelest of surgery... ❞
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March 13, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Dirge's focused gaze seemed to drift before suddenly locking back at Talbain.
❝ Point is, they love taking supernatural beings like us, and finding a way to subjugate them into their own order of things, be it through the darkest of magic or the cruelest of surgery... ❞
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Dirge's focused gaze seemed to drift before suddenly locking back at Talbain.
❝ Point is, they love taking supernatural beings like us, and finding a way to subjugate them into their own order of things, be it through the darkest of magic or the cruelest of surgery... ❞
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A massive pig of a world awaiting its belly to be sliced open and served to their god-making machines.
❝ Dangerous people, people that cracked the code to lots of things. Immortality, ascension to other mortal realms, resurrecting the dead, weaponizing the dead... I could go on. ❞
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A massive pig of a world awaiting its belly to be sliced open and served to their god-making machines.
❝ Dangerous people, people that cracked the code to lots of things. Immortality, ascension to other mortal realms, resurrecting the dead, weaponizing the dead... I could go on. ❞
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March 13, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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A massive pig of a world awaiting its belly to be sliced open and served to their god-making machines.
❝ Dangerous people, people that cracked the code to lots of things. Immortality, ascension to other mortal realms, resurrecting the dead, weaponizing the dead... I could go on. ❞
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A massive pig of a world awaiting its belly to be sliced open and served to their god-making machines.
❝ Dangerous people, people that cracked the code to lots of things. Immortality, ascension to other mortal realms, resurrecting the dead, weaponizing the dead... I could go on. ❞
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