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Deadpeul
@deadpeul.bsky.social
Purveyor of food and song. Fan of skeeball. Wearer of crocs.

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Piss off bots and scammers #FBR #IFB
He let two spies into the oval office. Who were surprised, and amused.

Lavrov saying "Can you fcking believe we're in here?!? Drop the bugs!!!"
August 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
And this is what one looks like right after being railed in the back room.
August 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Wow, case in point. I asked for roms for a pixel 8 pro.

So it made that up as an actual product, and recommended something for the pixelate plus.
August 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Also, get off my lawn!
August 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
August 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Little known fact. He was supposed to be the kids principal in ET. Just his hands and voice. And the implication was that Indiana had settled into a small town principals job after his death defying adventures. But spielberg cut it because it added way too much in the plotline.
August 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I love the boofed hair for a receding hairline and to make him an inch taller. Most don't see receding in their 20s.
August 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Don't even get me started on this one.

Don't thaw them until the day before you want to eat one?
August 11, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Frozen avocados are perfect for making smoothies, paletas and ice cream. I'd guess that inexperienced americans that haven't traveled would be unfamiliar.

Not really for guacamole, or avocado spread.
August 11, 2025 at 8:51 AM
August 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Texas has long wanted to be at war with Mexico and not be part of the US. Because it was infested with slave traders and owners from Louisiana, who kept moving west to not have to give that up. Even some legendary names. Fortunately, this one died at The Alamo. That's where Texas started that war.
August 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I also have an alternate, and he's even more ready for this.
August 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I know a guy who'll let him know.
August 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
While we're careening into Bizzarro World, here's an outline of the united states.
August 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I've prepared for this day.
August 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
She rained fire on me. Jumped the fence and went right to town. Good thing I had captain americas shield with the metal lid. I gave the fawn a push and ran away.😂
August 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Mannitol is a very sweet sugar substitute. You'll find it in cheap hard candies. With a little warning about not eating more than 2. Because it's an intense laxative. Tastes like confectioners sugar.

Then you wait an hour, go into the one bathroom stall at work, lock it and read for 3-4 hours.
August 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I'm already there. My landscaper came yesterday morning, and I had to fight the urge to tell them to get off of my lawn for an hour. Had to seriously bite the bullet.
August 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
We're fiddling around with all sorts of storage in my state. From purpose built municipal battery banks to reusing boatloads of e-car batteries from cars that got totalled, to molten salt 'reactors' that heat a big pool of underground sodium during the day, which powers steam turbines at night.
August 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Your regular reminder that America First was the slogan of the 1930s Nazi party, which filled Madison Square Garden to overflowing for a rally.

And that they almost certainly knew exactly where it came from when they started using it.

Even Dr Seuss knew. Quite a few panels back then covering it.
August 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
August 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Let me translate maga.

"I don't want her to know what an adult penis is supposed to look like, and definitely never want her to feel one"
August 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Yeah, they were determined to go powerpc since they were a founder, but it wasn't quite ready. Yields were terrible. They had to fab them with an extra core they could enable to make up for the bad one. And then custom gpus for the ps2 and 3. Early ps3s had both the ps2 and ps3 hw in them like mine.
August 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I wad able to buy an aliexpress handheld console for $35. Pretty sad, 3.5" screen. But it has an HDMI out, wifi and bluetooth. It's on one of my hdmi inputs to the tv, with an xbox controller paired to it. Minimal, very low power, and I have over 7000 roms. Runs batocera. Zero problem unitasker.
August 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
We've seen this "I can't be wrong" bs before.
August 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM