DeadpanWriter
deadpanwriter.bsky.social
DeadpanWriter
@deadpanwriter.bsky.social
Emelie, 30-something writer who likes fantasy, languages, tea, fancy journals, and fountain pens. Wants to do too many hobbies. Generally creative, enjoys video games and D&D. She/her.
There's usually some sort of protest going on in Stockholm, here's one from today featuring a Venezuelan flag among the Palestinian flag, and a huge banner saying "USA MURDERERS" in Swedish.
January 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I am not sure how to interpret this.
January 2, 2026 at 2:06 AM
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet(s).
January 2, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Nothing says Christmas like watching cartoons about a tropical bird safari.
#GodJul #MerryChristmas
December 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Went looking for blueberries (*bilberries, but whatever), found chanterelles.
#themushrooms #chanterelles
July 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Waygate spotted! #eurovision #wheeloftime
May 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Surprise Andúril in a K-pop MV!

I don't even know how I recognized it.
February 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I'm supposed to be sewing right now, but alas, cat.

At least I can edit!
#sewing #writing
January 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Picked up fabric today! Planning on making a circle skirt. Of course, since I actually bought the fabric I am now worried I'll fuck it up and I'll soon be desperately checking for anything to make a mockup with 😅
If I have leftovers maybe Plumeria will get a little bowtie or ribbon...
#sewing #cat
January 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I think I'm too neutral for my own good 😩
January 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
If I had a dollar for every day this week I found $0.09 I would have $2.18, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
December 29, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Forgot the most important part; snaps! (Not schnapps, snaps - still with a short a)
December 24, 2024 at 6:35 PM
My plate of the main course (I'm usually full from the fish, this time I tried not to be):
December 24, 2024 at 6:26 PM
My plate (of fish):
December 24, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Swedish Christmas (well, as a family of 4 + 1 American does it):
December 24, 2024 at 6:26 PM
I don't have the pens to finish this right now, but I have truly outdone myself on this cover page.

The blank parts will be filled in with patterns in the same style. As well as I can draw them at least!
December 8, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Look at my beautiful birthday girl! Katinka turns 7 today 🥹
December 4, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Beautiful! I got my first phal a few years ago, she's growing a new stalk right now. Just last week she was joined by two others when my coworker - whose sister delivers flowers to grocery stores - found out I wanted more! My two new ones are the "unsellable" ones, can't comprehend why 😅
November 24, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Finally going to be a Real Gamer(TM) 😅

And by that I mean you can pry the Sims 3 from my cold, dead hands. But I can finally play all those shiny new games my laptop would explode trying to run!

Also the colours match my 30+gen Sims family's family colors 🥹
November 24, 2024 at 9:32 AM
She wasn't mean, she just preferred her space, but my old cat would come and demand pets with headbutts and screaming. Never became a lap kitty either, but VERY insistent on getting her pets when she wanted them.
November 12, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Anyway, here's the one special tea I currently own. Hötorgsblandning, a black tea flavored with peach, apple, vanilla and anise. It's specifically produced by a tea shop at Hötorget on central Stockholm, so if anyone's there, go to Hötorgshallen for a quick look!
November 11, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Sometimes you have to fix something without knowing how to and it doesn't turn out quite right. Then you get to choose between maybe unraveling it all for perfection's sake, or just let it go.
November 10, 2024 at 11:38 PM