deadpan
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if you're a nsfw blog fuck off and leave me alone
for legal reasons that's a half joke
if you play green in magic the gathering DNI (grixis and subsidiaries are the only valid colours[...]
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for legal reasons that's a half joke
if you play green in magic the gathering DNI (grixis and subsidiaries are the only valid colours[...]
View full profile at https://app.wafrn.net/blog/deadpan_c
this really be how some of you people act <a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/5VAFDy4puUI" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">https://youtube.com/shorts/5VAFDy4puUI
December 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
this really be how some of you people act <a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/5VAFDy4puUI" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">https://youtube.com/shorts/5VAFDy4puUI
me: *gets invited to see a movie with a friend*
also me: ok but what if she actually secretly hates me
also me: ok but what if she actually secretly hates me
December 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
me: *gets invited to see a movie with a friend*
also me: ok but what if she actually secretly hates me
also me: ok but what if she actually secretly hates me
yknow what fuck ao3 and fuck anyone who supports it. it's ridiculous that i even need to tell people to not support a website that gives a platform to pedophiles
December 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
yknow what fuck ao3 and fuck anyone who supports it. it's ridiculous that i even need to tell people to not support a website that gives a platform to pedophiles
"i won't be mad if you tell the truth" is the biggest scam of the century
December 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"i won't be mad if you tell the truth" is the biggest scam of the century
this is the best image on the internet btw
December 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
this is the best image on the internet btw
not to indulge in nationalistic pride too much but one thing i am rather fond of is UK insults. we've really nailed it there
plonker. wanker. knobhead. cockwomble. muppet. numpty. there's something uniquely devastating about them
plonker. wanker. knobhead. cockwomble. muppet. numpty. there's something uniquely devastating about them
December 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
not to indulge in nationalistic pride too much but one thing i am rather fond of is UK insults. we've really nailed it there
plonker. wanker. knobhead. cockwomble. muppet. numpty. there's something uniquely devastating about them
plonker. wanker. knobhead. cockwomble. muppet. numpty. there's something uniquely devastating about them
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December 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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anyway PLEASE i'm begging kicking screaming shidding myself please go and interact with your community and meet people and form groups and share hobbies and interests and go to local gatherings and
December 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
anyway PLEASE i'm begging kicking screaming shidding myself please go and interact with your community and meet people and form groups and share hobbies and interests and go to local gatherings and
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anyway PLEASE i'm begging kicking screaming shidding myself please go and interact with your community and meet people and form groups and share hobbies and interests and go to local gatherings and
December 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
anyway PLEASE i'm begging kicking screaming shidding myself please go and interact with your community and meet people and form groups and share hobbies and interests and go to local gatherings and
the fortnite harry potter drama summarised
December 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
the fortnite harry potter drama summarised
btw anti-gun laws do in fact work actually
December 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
btw anti-gun laws do in fact work actually
is slazo like, still alive or did he die
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
is slazo like, still alive or did he die
lmao trump's doing a hunger games
December 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
lmao trump's doing a hunger games
hey remember back on tumblr when people started pretending it's racist to dislike rap music
December 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
hey remember back on tumblr when people started pretending it's racist to dislike rap music
idk who needs to hear this but sometimes it really ain't that deep
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
idk who needs to hear this but sometimes it really ain't that deep
why do linux users talk about linux the way drug addicts talk about drugs
December 19, 2025 at 11:35 AM
why do linux users talk about linux the way drug addicts talk about drugs
i miss miiverse clones
December 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
i miss miiverse clones
do you ever see someone online and like oh my fucking god can you please just shut the fuck up why are you so fucking annoying
December 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
do you ever see someone online and like oh my fucking god can you please just shut the fuck up why are you so fucking annoying
psa: please for the love of god get a hobby. scrolling through niche social media websites doesn't count.
December 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
psa: please for the love of god get a hobby. scrolling through niche social media websites doesn't count.
maybe the online queer community does have a pedophile problem actually
December 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
maybe the online queer community does have a pedophile problem actually
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HEY! Don't let a groomer return just because they have cool art or ocs. Sagutoyas dated a 17 year old while being 21 after meeting said minor at 16! Sagutoyas also ran a server FULL of minors called 'yoaiclan' where NSFW was a common occurrence.
Don't let Sagutoyas wiggle her way back in. Speak up!
Don't let Sagutoyas wiggle her way back in. Speak up!
December 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
HEY! Don't let a groomer return just because they have cool art or ocs. Sagutoyas dated a 17 year old while being 21 after meeting said minor at 16! Sagutoyas also ran a server FULL of minors called 'yoaiclan' where NSFW was a common occurrence.
Don't let Sagutoyas wiggle her way back in. Speak up!
Don't let Sagutoyas wiggle her way back in. Speak up!
hello immigrants i love you immigrants. also i don't care if people come here "illegally" i think people should be allowed to live where they want
December 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
hello immigrants i love you immigrants. also i don't care if people come here "illegally" i think people should be allowed to live where they want
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Also the profits earned from other skin sales do not go to jk either, you only support them if you buy the harry Potter collab items
December 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Also the profits earned from other skin sales do not go to jk either, you only support them if you buy the harry Potter collab items
every single gaming and tech company should learn from valve and just Not Fuck Anything Up
December 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
every single gaming and tech company should learn from valve and just Not Fuck Anything Up