Dea Detritus
@deadetritus.bsky.social
The unholy expansion pack. 🖤✨
Voted most likely to get me cancelled.
This is the trigger warning:
𝘈𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘺𝘦, 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦. 🕯️🪦
Voted most likely to get me cancelled.
This is the trigger warning:
𝘈𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘺𝘦, 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦. 🕯️🪦
"I'm going to use your bathroom for the tub, okay?" - Roommate
"Bruh, it's like, the third time you asked. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘪𝘵." - Me
"I DON'T KNOW. It could be National Deep Clean Your Vibrators Day. I don't know if it's okay!" - RM
"... my calendar just said Diwali..."
💀
"Bruh, it's like, the third time you asked. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘪𝘵." - Me
"I DON'T KNOW. It could be National Deep Clean Your Vibrators Day. I don't know if it's okay!" - RM
"... my calendar just said Diwali..."
💀
October 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"I'm going to use your bathroom for the tub, okay?" - Roommate
"Bruh, it's like, the third time you asked. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘪𝘵." - Me
"I DON'T KNOW. It could be National Deep Clean Your Vibrators Day. I don't know if it's okay!" - RM
"... my calendar just said Diwali..."
💀
"Bruh, it's like, the third time you asked. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘪𝘵." - Me
"I DON'T KNOW. It could be National Deep Clean Your Vibrators Day. I don't know if it's okay!" - RM
"... my calendar just said Diwali..."
💀
When I was pregnant with my son I read a story about a kid getting decapitated at a German water park, then I had nightmares about it for months.
Of course, despite my oddly specific and irrational fear, my son loves water parks.
Thus, we have one rule:
Don’t get decapitated.
#MicroMemoir
Of course, despite my oddly specific and irrational fear, my son loves water parks.
Thus, we have one rule:
Don’t get decapitated.
#MicroMemoir
October 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
When I was pregnant with my son I read a story about a kid getting decapitated at a German water park, then I had nightmares about it for months.
Of course, despite my oddly specific and irrational fear, my son loves water parks.
Thus, we have one rule:
Don’t get decapitated.
#MicroMemoir
Of course, despite my oddly specific and irrational fear, my son loves water parks.
Thus, we have one rule:
Don’t get decapitated.
#MicroMemoir
Honestly, I went my whole life being incredibly efficient in filtering my responses through my higher self.
Lately, I’ve been experimenting with lighter filters.
I’m still controlled, but I can’t deny how much more efficient it is for me & everyone else when I let it fall sharp.
#ThoughtJournal
Lately, I’ve been experimenting with lighter filters.
I’m still controlled, but I can’t deny how much more efficient it is for me & everyone else when I let it fall sharp.
#ThoughtJournal
October 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Honestly, I went my whole life being incredibly efficient in filtering my responses through my higher self.
Lately, I’ve been experimenting with lighter filters.
I’m still controlled, but I can’t deny how much more efficient it is for me & everyone else when I let it fall sharp.
#ThoughtJournal
Lately, I’ve been experimenting with lighter filters.
I’m still controlled, but I can’t deny how much more efficient it is for me & everyone else when I let it fall sharp.
#ThoughtJournal