DDYSMRF
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I understand that hospitals are constantly being expanded but dear lord do they have to always be a maze where everything is a mile away?
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I understand that hospitals are constantly being expanded but dear lord do they have to always be a maze where everything is a mile away?
There are enough strong independent women in this arena right now that together they could overthrow the government. #theboyisminetour
November 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
There are enough strong independent women in this arena right now that together they could overthrow the government. #theboyisminetour
Can we all at least admit that twitter was the best platform and it just hasn’t been the same since we split into Threads, Bluesky, etc. It’s like being a child of divorce. Elon really fucked us over.
October 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Can we all at least admit that twitter was the best platform and it just hasn’t been the same since we split into Threads, Bluesky, etc. It’s like being a child of divorce. Elon really fucked us over.
Have we ever seen Marina & the Diamonds and Charli XCX in the same place at the same time? Is this a Garth Brooks in a wig situation again?
July 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Have we ever seen Marina & the Diamonds and Charli XCX in the same place at the same time? Is this a Garth Brooks in a wig situation again?
If a bird crashes into the front door at work and dies it’s only a bad omen if you have to cross the body to get to work right? Like I was already here…
July 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
If a bird crashes into the front door at work and dies it’s only a bad omen if you have to cross the body to get to work right? Like I was already here…
Let’s be real; the true crimes going on currently are Ticketmaster’s fees and Panera’s drink prices.
June 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Let’s be real; the true crimes going on currently are Ticketmaster’s fees and Panera’s drink prices.
At what age does taking a shower count as a workout on my Apple Watch?
June 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
At what age does taking a shower count as a workout on my Apple Watch?
“There’s motion in your front yard” “There’s motion at your back door” Damn… this house gets more action than I do.
June 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
“There’s motion in your front yard” “There’s motion at your back door” Damn… this house gets more action than I do.
New mat for the front door came today. You get to customize the cats.
June 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
New mat for the front door came today. You get to customize the cats.
There’s a bobcat spotted roaming the woods around our neighborhood and I’m going to pet the kitty. Friend shaped so must be friend.
March 31, 2025 at 1:52 AM
There’s a bobcat spotted roaming the woods around our neighborhood and I’m going to pet the kitty. Friend shaped so must be friend.
Update on my 7 day old Microsoft Surface. It’s BSOD four times so far and I’ve had to fully restore each time. Turns out the SSD is bad.
January 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Update on my 7 day old Microsoft Surface. It’s BSOD four times so far and I’ve had to fully restore each time. Turns out the SSD is bad.
I need a stack of “I Voted For This!” Bumper stickers so I can slap them over all the “You Voted For This” ones still on the road. You brought this hell on us, so own it.
January 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I need a stack of “I Voted For This!” Bumper stickers so I can slap them over all the “You Voted For This” ones still on the road. You brought this hell on us, so own it.
Owls really are bird hardware running cat software.
January 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Owls really are bird hardware running cat software.
Ok, but can we put a ban on Mondays too? They really take enjoyment out of the weekend. Plus I heard it’s the only day of the week owned by China.
January 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Ok, but can we put a ban on Mondays too? They really take enjoyment out of the weekend. Plus I heard it’s the only day of the week owned by China.
Now that we’re forced to use “American” social media…
January 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Now that we’re forced to use “American” social media…
There’s something so magical in the feeling of taking your socks off.
January 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
There’s something so magical in the feeling of taking your socks off.
Sometimes I’ll put on my noise canceling headphones at work and not play anything. Just so people leave me alone.
December 26, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Sometimes I’ll put on my noise canceling headphones at work and not play anything. Just so people leave me alone.
Goldman Sachs raised the credit limit on my Apple Card. It’s still my lowest limit card…
December 17, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Goldman Sachs raised the credit limit on my Apple Card. It’s still my lowest limit card…
Breakfast is the best genre of food and I’ll fight you over this fact.
November 19, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Breakfast is the best genre of food and I’ll fight you over this fact.
The 10th circle of hell is Facebook Marketplace for sellers.
November 19, 2024 at 2:19 PM
The 10th circle of hell is Facebook Marketplace for sellers.
I am a monster. I eat Cheetos with a fork to avoid Cheeto-fingers.
November 18, 2024 at 1:46 PM
I am a monster. I eat Cheetos with a fork to avoid Cheeto-fingers.
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“For those of you who recognize me, you might know me from my album BRAT, but don’t worry if you don’t… there is nothing wrong with being straight.”
— Charli xcx on SNL.
— Charli xcx on SNL.
November 17, 2024 at 5:10 AM
“For those of you who recognize me, you might know me from my album BRAT, but don’t worry if you don’t… there is nothing wrong with being straight.”
— Charli xcx on SNL.
— Charli xcx on SNL.
P!nk Thursday night, Justin Timberlake tonight, Mariah Carey next week. I’m practically living at State Farm Arena.
November 17, 2024 at 1:20 AM
P!nk Thursday night, Justin Timberlake tonight, Mariah Carey next week. I’m practically living at State Farm Arena.
The ONE time I’d support Jake Paul.
NEW: Jake Paul to fight Mitch McConnell. Exclusively on X Spaces.
November 17, 2024 at 1:14 AM
The ONE time I’d support Jake Paul.