Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
The 19 year old Mini that serves as Steve’s runaround has yet again passed its MOT first time. It’s a gem of a car.
a blue car is driving down a road with a sign behind it that says ' alt '
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November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The 19 year old Mini that serves as Steve’s runaround has yet again passed its MOT first time. It’s a gem of a car.
Permanently sad or angry. Next!
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Permanently sad or angry. Next!
Had a sort out and took a load of plain mugs to the charity shop. British Gas engineer is here. Had to really hunt to find him a mug with something on it other than Wonder Woman, It’s Your Birthday Aren’t You Fucking Old, Middle Finger🖕🏼or Snoopy Loves You.
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Had a sort out and took a load of plain mugs to the charity shop. British Gas engineer is here. Had to really hunt to find him a mug with something on it other than Wonder Woman, It’s Your Birthday Aren’t You Fucking Old, Middle Finger🖕🏼or Snoopy Loves You.
Got into bed last night and realised I’d had a run of good sleep. So of course I then only had 2 hours because my brain is an absolute bastard.
a cartoon cat is holding a camera in his hands and looking at it .
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November 11, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Got into bed last night and realised I’d had a run of good sleep. So of course I then only had 2 hours because my brain is an absolute bastard.
Vision of Love by Mariah Carey is an absolute banger and you’ve all got so caught up in her Christmas nonsense that you’ve forgotten.
November 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Vision of Love by Mariah Carey is an absolute banger and you’ve all got so caught up in her Christmas nonsense that you’ve forgotten.
I’m at a function at the local Catholic Club and they keep bringing round free shots. I now have a greater understanding of Father Jack.
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I’m at a function at the local Catholic Club and they keep bringing round free shots. I now have a greater understanding of Father Jack.
Anyone else had ‘Who’s That Girl’ ruined for them by Harry Enfield and Chums? #EurythmicsattheBBC
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Anyone else had ‘Who’s That Girl’ ruined for them by Harry Enfield and Chums? #EurythmicsattheBBC
Jesus Christ, Annie! 😍
November 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Jesus Christ, Annie! 😍
See watching #EurythmicsattheBBC and seeing beautiful Annie has made me want to get my hair cropped again. ✂️
November 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
See watching #EurythmicsattheBBC and seeing beautiful Annie has made me want to get my hair cropped again. ✂️
Well, this has made me cry. 🩷
Lovely message from @neuroblastomauk.bsky.social thanking Alan Carr.
Shared on their X.
#CelebrityTraitors
Shared on their X.
#CelebrityTraitors
November 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Well, this has made me cry. 🩷
Announced to my team this morning that ‘I’ve got a dirty chai!’
Yes, this is an innuendo account now.
It’s a hot beverage, you filthy swines.
Yes, this is an innuendo account now.
It’s a hot beverage, you filthy swines.
November 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Announced to my team this morning that ‘I’ve got a dirty chai!’
Yes, this is an innuendo account now.
It’s a hot beverage, you filthy swines.
Yes, this is an innuendo account now.
It’s a hot beverage, you filthy swines.
Thanks to my banking app for the push notification telling me hundreds of £’s had left my account, when it was actually for a transaction I’d made 3 days before. Nothing like a minor panic attack to start the day.
November 7, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Thanks to my banking app for the push notification telling me hundreds of £’s had left my account, when it was actually for a transaction I’d made 3 days before. Nothing like a minor panic attack to start the day.
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The king to prince andrew
November 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The king to prince andrew
Martin Kemp on Antiques Road Trip looking at jewellery saying he likes ‘creamy pearls.’
prince is wearing a blue jacket and a white shirt and making a funny face .
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November 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Martin Kemp on Antiques Road Trip looking at jewellery saying he likes ‘creamy pearls.’
Sticking out my chest to draw attention to the multiple Charlie Browns on my pyjama top and asking Steve if he likes my Charlies. Not so much as a grin.
a man in a plaid shirt is making a funny face while pointing at the camera .
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November 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Sticking out my chest to draw attention to the multiple Charlie Browns on my pyjama top and asking Steve if he likes my Charlies. Not so much as a grin.
All I can remember of my dream last night is a bloke saying to me ‘This doesn’t apply to you, I know you don’t shit with your socks on.’ Is this a colloquialism I’m subconsciously aware of?
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
All I can remember of my dream last night is a bloke saying to me ‘This doesn’t apply to you, I know you don’t shit with your socks on.’ Is this a colloquialism I’m subconsciously aware of?
I’m in the office today. I book a desk in a room of 4. Someone has entered the room next door and is just saying ‘Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit’ over and over again.
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I’m in the office today. I book a desk in a room of 4. Someone has entered the room next door and is just saying ‘Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit’ over and over again.
This morning my Pilates teacher said I had ‘amazingly firm’ thighs. Yeah, you knew it.
a woman wearing a denim jacket is making a funny face with #schitts creek written on the bottom
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November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This morning my Pilates teacher said I had ‘amazingly firm’ thighs. Yeah, you knew it.
Some kids have just knocked on my door looking for ‘Fuller.’
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Some kids have just knocked on my door looking for ‘Fuller.’