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DeTray
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Leading retailer of noseflutes for the Eastern Midwest subregion, three years running.
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I knew I'd seen that guy on the left somewhere before.
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I enjoyed the whole column, but this line felt especially good to read.

Truly, F—k these people.
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This except sums up our existence pretty well.
September 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
September 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
On the other hand, this did make me chuckle.
August 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The timeline gods of serendipity have graced me this day.
July 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This is of course the most obvious thing to anyone not huffing Trump Farts® on a daily basis.

I know I'm swinging at low hanging fruit here, but it has to be made. To get the idea out of my head if for no other reason.
July 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I'm still not sure what this movie was about. The only thing I'm certain of is that it's *not* about AI.
May 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I was not expecting this movie to be relevant in 2025.
May 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
May 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Great article that encapsulates everything wrong or stupid about Trump's tariffs. This excerpt in particular drills down into the inevitable, catastrophic results of his policies. Worth the read.
May 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I was very happy and proud to see Westerville turn out for the #HandsOff protest. I didn't get a good picture, but there were probably around one thousand people lining the street for a couple blocks. And this is the town that voted for John Kasich for years.
April 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is about 25 minutes from downtown Columbus in Westerville. Bad picture, but there are probably over a thousand people lining either side of the street for a couple blocks. Cars honking in support.
April 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
March 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
What an evil, soulless bastard.
March 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This shows the expectation that Congress is just there to rubber stamp whatever Trump wants. Amidst a stomach-churning statement, this was the line that stopped me cold.
March 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
We turn now to our resident expert on the intersection of all things birds and politics.
February 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The 4 year old couldn't wait to get outside this morning and immediately went Pac-Man on the snow. Just eating handfuls of snow as soon as she could.
February 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Immediately thought of Johnny Dangerously when I read this headline. The film played the lack of concern for the character's home country as a joke. Now the joke is our immigration policy.
February 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
How have I not heard this anywhere else? This is infuriating and evil. Removing funding for cancer research hurts every human being. I can't even imagine what group Trump, or the people whispering in his ear, are trying to target with this action.
January 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
January 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Name a show you're positive no one remembers but you.
November 20, 2024 at 2:00 AM
It's up to 250 million now. Improvement?
October 12, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Right on the Dongus.
October 11, 2024 at 7:33 PM