David Crafti
@dcrafti.bsky.social
Disillusioned, but trying my best to improve what can be improved, and slow bad inevitables.
Not an expert, but I play one in every conversation.
Privacy engineer at Google, but my voice is not theirs.
What I write is either my opinion or not my opinion.
Not an expert, but I play one in every conversation.
Privacy engineer at Google, but my voice is not theirs.
What I write is either my opinion or not my opinion.
Hey @mattcameron.bsky.social, any chance people could rely on s287(e) to walk around without being accosted by ICE?
Note: I'm mostly joking, as my understanding is that "premises" would also apply to "other outdoor agricultural operation".
uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?r...
Note: I'm mostly joking, as my understanding is that "premises" would also apply to "other outdoor agricultural operation".
uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?r...
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Hey @mattcameron.bsky.social, any chance people could rely on s287(e) to walk around without being accosted by ICE?
Note: I'm mostly joking, as my understanding is that "premises" would also apply to "other outdoor agricultural operation".
uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?r...
Note: I'm mostly joking, as my understanding is that "premises" would also apply to "other outdoor agricultural operation".
uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?r...
Way to make it sound like opting out will result in some goons coming to my house to beat me up.
I mean, if they're not going to ask again, I either shouldn't have to opt out, or they're saying the next contact won't be consensual (although I didn't sign up for this one either).
I mean, if they're not going to ask again, I either shouldn't have to opt out, or they're saying the next contact won't be consensual (although I didn't sign up for this one either).
October 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Way to make it sound like opting out will result in some goons coming to my house to beat me up.
I mean, if they're not going to ask again, I either shouldn't have to opt out, or they're saying the next contact won't be consensual (although I didn't sign up for this one either).
I mean, if they're not going to ask again, I either shouldn't have to opt out, or they're saying the next contact won't be consensual (although I didn't sign up for this one either).
@openargs.bsky.social, have you guys heard of Walk Away Campaign, run by some guy called Brandon, in the photo?
He just held a rally at Washington Square Park in NYC.
It was full of anti-democratic-socialist, dishonest rhetoric, supporting Joseph Hernandez (Quality of Life Party) against Mamdani.
He just held a rally at Washington Square Park in NYC.
It was full of anti-democratic-socialist, dishonest rhetoric, supporting Joseph Hernandez (Quality of Life Party) against Mamdani.
September 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
@openargs.bsky.social, have you guys heard of Walk Away Campaign, run by some guy called Brandon, in the photo?
He just held a rally at Washington Square Park in NYC.
It was full of anti-democratic-socialist, dishonest rhetoric, supporting Joseph Hernandez (Quality of Life Party) against Mamdani.
He just held a rally at Washington Square Park in NYC.
It was full of anti-democratic-socialist, dishonest rhetoric, supporting Joseph Hernandez (Quality of Life Party) against Mamdani.
As an Australian, I apologise for Australia's inspiration* that has led to Trump's fascist scapegoating and persecution of asylum seekers.
*Through the policies of a string of terrible Liberal Party leaders, which weren't even opposed by the opposition Labor Party.
*Through the policies of a string of terrible Liberal Party leaders, which weren't even opposed by the opposition Labor Party.
August 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
As an Australian, I apologise for Australia's inspiration* that has led to Trump's fascist scapegoating and persecution of asylum seekers.
*Through the policies of a string of terrible Liberal Party leaders, which weren't even opposed by the opposition Labor Party.
*Through the policies of a string of terrible Liberal Party leaders, which weren't even opposed by the opposition Labor Party.
@openargs.bsky.social, I took your advice about trying to make ICE socially unacceptable, and made this (using AI on my phone – I'm no artist), as a proof of concept.
July 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
@openargs.bsky.social, I took your advice about trying to make ICE socially unacceptable, and made this (using AI on my phone – I'm no artist), as a proof of concept.
@openargs.bsky.social I was recently in Australia when I heard about the Norwegian tourist not being admitted into the US due to a Vance meme on his phone.
My best idea for a protest was printing this, and wearing it through customs when returning to America, at SFO.
My best idea for a protest was printing this, and wearing it through customs when returning to America, at SFO.
July 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
@openargs.bsky.social I was recently in Australia when I heard about the Norwegian tourist not being admitted into the US due to a Vance meme on his phone.
My best idea for a protest was printing this, and wearing it through customs when returning to America, at SFO.
My best idea for a protest was printing this, and wearing it through customs when returning to America, at SFO.
America: I love privacy! It's a constitutional right!
Also America: Everyone should be able to see you when you're taking a dump.
Also America: Everyone should be able to see you when you're taking a dump.
June 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
America: I love privacy! It's a constitutional right!
Also America: Everyone should be able to see you when you're taking a dump.
Also America: Everyone should be able to see you when you're taking a dump.
The main consolation to the damage we're all taking in our savings, due to the fascist presidente messing with the economy.
April 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The main consolation to the damage we're all taking in our savings, due to the fascist presidente messing with the economy.
Hey @peterduttonsays.bsky.social, I don't suppose you'd consider changing your logo to a potato with an open mouth?
It would be a really accurate description of "Peter Dutton says".
I've attached some possible inspiration.
It would be a really accurate description of "Peter Dutton says".
I've attached some possible inspiration.
March 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Hey @peterduttonsays.bsky.social, I don't suppose you'd consider changing your logo to a potato with an open mouth?
It would be a really accurate description of "Peter Dutton says".
I've attached some possible inspiration.
It would be a really accurate description of "Peter Dutton says".
I've attached some possible inspiration.
Holy shit. I'm a natural-born US citizen, but if my reading is correct, my dual citizenship leaves me vulnerable to deportation under the Alien Enemies Act, because I'm not "actually naturalized".
That can't be the intent, but with this government, who can doubt they'd use it this way?
That can't be the intent, but with this government, who can doubt they'd use it this way?
March 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Holy shit. I'm a natural-born US citizen, but if my reading is correct, my dual citizenship leaves me vulnerable to deportation under the Alien Enemies Act, because I'm not "actually naturalized".
That can't be the intent, but with this government, who can doubt they'd use it this way?
That can't be the intent, but with this government, who can doubt they'd use it this way?
At this seat, we're pleased to offer you nothing but this euphemism.
October 7, 2023 at 5:47 PM
At this seat, we're pleased to offer you nothing but this euphemism.
Someone at Safeway is being very creative trying to boost sales.
August 26, 2023 at 12:29 AM
Someone at Safeway is being very creative trying to boost sales.