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In the NYC metro area
Screencap of the previous skeet I embedded (from Erin Reed noting the cellular outage) showing my iPhone UI at 2:14pm EST having WiFi but zero bars of cellular service (with the SOS symbol indicating no cell service, satellite emergency only)
January 14, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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Speaking of weird dog ornaments, may I share this ornament knit from yard made of Newfie fur. We don’t have newfies.
Vaguely cane shaped knit ornament. The fibers look too natural, the out trim is dyed red and the inner fibers are a brownish beige.
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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The TAMU v SCAR game summed up in two push notifications.
Two ESPN push notifications. The first (bottom) titled “WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED.” saying “No. 3 Texas A&M scores 28 unanswered in second half vs. South Carolina to secure largest comeback win in school history” The second saying “Texas A&M says a state trooper who made contact with South Carolina players on Saturday has been relieved of duties”
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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I'm so angry I can't see straight
The Dr. Manhattan "It is 1985" meme but with the text: "It is July 2025 and D Leadership cave to Republican pressure insisting they'll be in a better position to negotiate in November" "Democrats sweep every special and regular election in November 2025 with an unprecedented wave of voter anger at Republicans" "It is November 2025 and D Leadership cave to Republican pressure insisting they'll be in a better position to negotiate in January"
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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It's election day in NYC and I wanted to finally come out and say I am not voting for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social today

…because I already voted for him a week and a half ago LFG
Selfie of me, awkwardly sticking my tongue out throwing up "the deuces" wearing a "Queens Votes Early" sticker standing in front of the Museum of the Moving Image with a line wrapped around the building of voters waiting to get in and vote early.
November 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Well, time to join all the others in letting my Hulu Live TV / Disney+ / ESPN+ bundle to go due to the cowardly acts of ABC kowtowing to pressure from the government to silence speech it did not like. As a reminder, Disney owns ABC who also owns ESPN and Hulu.
Screenshot of an email from Hulu with the title "We're sorry to see you go" and the text "Hi Daniel," cut off to show that legitimately I cancelled my account.
September 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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My cat, Whiseyjack, asleep hugging my ankle with his paws
September 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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@snipe.lol I have good news about your favorite Astoria spot
A shot of a storefront titled “El Rey del Taco”, a former food truck now physical location for solid tacos in Astoria
August 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Classic King of the Hill scene with an angry teacher standing outside the window to his classroom with onlooking students admonishing Bobby saying: “If those kids could read they'd be very upset”
July 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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It’s about family
Packs of Hollywood brand gum on a shelf. The left pack flavor is “2fresh” the right pack flavor is “2fruity”
July 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Similar vibes
The famously sad Fyre Festival boxed lunch including a wilted lettuce and tomato “salad”, two slices of un-toasted wheat bread, and two slices of white cheese. They’re spread haphazardly on a white styrofoam meal container. You could be forgiven for assuming this was a meal at a FEMA camp and not a $1,000+ destination “music festival” in the Caribbean.
July 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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lol he deleted it. If you work for @schumer.senate.gov’s comms team it’s time to quit because you may not have a career left to save. Staying this “on message” while the titanic sinks around you isn’t flex you think it is on your CV
Screenshot of a skeet from Chuck Schumer (@schumer.senate.gov) that reads: “Republicans' cruel crusade against trans kids is all an attempt to divert attention from ripping healthcare away from millions of Americans. We'll keep fighting and we'll keep marching on.”
June 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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The average American had three friends.
Carl Jenkins (played by Neil Patric Harris), Carmen Ibanez (Denise Richards), and Johnny Rico (Casper Van Dien) celebrating the end of battle in Starship Troopers, the greatest movie ever made by the visionary and prophetic director Paul Verhoeven do not at me about this
May 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Sir, there’s a second signal group chat
George W Bush looking shocked as he receives the news at a school event about the 9/11 terrorist attack
April 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Hell yeah
Dramatic shot of the Lego Tallneck kit fully assembled and underlit. Please ask your friends to not zoom in on the dust
April 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Absolutely unhinged and borderline offensive
An iOS system notification for LinkedIn. The body text reads “Learn more about W3Schools.com and discover other Pages you might be interested in following”. If you’re not a web developer you should understand all my homies hate w3schools.com
February 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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There I am!
A still frame of the crowd from the original video, with a small portion in the upper right circled in red implying that is where I am in the crowd. The half-joke is you can’t make out any details of any human it’s all a blob. It is relatively where I was sitting, though. Unless I’m very wrong about Sam’s angle in which case everything is made up and the points don’t matter.
January 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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The infamous meme where in a man wearing a shirt that says “Sickos” has his hands and face pressed up against the exterior of a living room window staring in with a perverted, creepy smile laughing and saying “Yes… ha ha ha… YES!”
January 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Just know I WILL be sending you a bill
Screenshot of this very thread showing Danilo tempt Keith with 3d printers like a drug dealer and my girlfriend responding “fuck do we need a 3d printer when we have a house”. This clearly makes Danilo culpable for my eventual financial distress.
January 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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what does this meaaaan
the movie that was #1 at the box office on your 10th virthday is how 2025 will turn out for you. i mean, maybe The official movie poster for the first Men in Black movie featuring Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith.
January 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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You are missing the Hanukkah party in Grand Army Plaza
A view across a busy street at a crowd of people around a large video screen in Grand Army Plaza
December 25, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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Screenshot from Google Maps on iOS showing biking directions in NYC incorporating Citi Bike stations. Shockingly useful especially since it shows bike availability in the pickup station.
December 22, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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Legally required to cook gumbo in vintage @ass.golf apparel
A red cooking apron hung on the wall. On the front design are the words “This shit is going to be delicious”
December 15, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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It’s gumbo season bitches
A giant pot of gumbo, deliciously brown and at a rolling boil
December 15, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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Ooh baby roux you know what that’s worth
Very dark very thick roux in a cast iron pan. The thickness is shown by a wooden spoon scraping a line down the middle like Moses parting the Red Sea and clearly it hasn’t flown to fill the hole back in. I’m very proud of this roux.
December 15, 2024 at 5:17 PM