matt
@dcmonalds.bsky.social
“Lucky there’s a family guy” - Family Guy
I don’t know if I’m strong enough to do this forever.
January 23, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I don’t know if I’m strong enough to do this forever.
Guess I’m just going to be sad for the rest of my life
December 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Guess I’m just going to be sad for the rest of my life
All I want for Christmas is the ability to do anything right
December 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
All I want for Christmas is the ability to do anything right
32 and somehow an even bigger piece of shit than ever 🤙
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
32 and somehow an even bigger piece of shit than ever 🤙
We live in a shithole country!
March 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
We live in a shithole country!
Twitter is down and it’s sunny and nearly 60 degrees in upstate NY. What a great day
March 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Twitter is down and it’s sunny and nearly 60 degrees in upstate NY. What a great day
Reposted by matt
Streaming in 2010: You can watch an entire catalog of amazing movies and TV shows for a reasonable monthly fee
Streaming in 2025: our library is Batman movies and 28 seasons of a Tim Allen sitcom, it costs $159/month. We just destroyed the last piece of evidence that Mister Rogers ever existed
Streaming in 2025: our library is Batman movies and 28 seasons of a Tim Allen sitcom, it costs $159/month. We just destroyed the last piece of evidence that Mister Rogers ever existed
Scoop: Warner Bros. Discovery has quietly pulled "The West Wing" from its Max streamer as part of a cost-cutting move following a ROI evaluation. Details in @status.news: link.status.news/3C72V5Z
January 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Streaming in 2010: You can watch an entire catalog of amazing movies and TV shows for a reasonable monthly fee
Streaming in 2025: our library is Batman movies and 28 seasons of a Tim Allen sitcom, it costs $159/month. We just destroyed the last piece of evidence that Mister Rogers ever existed
Streaming in 2025: our library is Batman movies and 28 seasons of a Tim Allen sitcom, it costs $159/month. We just destroyed the last piece of evidence that Mister Rogers ever existed
Getting older is crazy like, damn, why am I getting emotional to the chipmunks christmas song
December 7, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Getting older is crazy like, damn, why am I getting emotional to the chipmunks christmas song
*whispering* zoom zoom
December 4, 2024 at 4:47 PM
*whispering* zoom zoom
Reposted by matt
“I really just love the idea of supporting a small business and sending ill will to someone I hate"
omg @telliotter.bsky.social
www.wired.com/story/viral-...
omg @telliotter.bsky.social
www.wired.com/story/viral-...
You Too Can Hire an ‘Etsy Witch’ to Curse Elon Musk
Riley Wenckus used TikTok to tell Elon Musk she paid “an Etsy witch” $7.99 to make his life “a living hell.” A new market has opened up for others looking to follow her lead.
www.wired.com
November 21, 2024 at 8:13 PM
“I really just love the idea of supporting a small business and sending ill will to someone I hate"
omg @telliotter.bsky.social
www.wired.com/story/viral-...
omg @telliotter.bsky.social
www.wired.com/story/viral-...
Gladiator 2 more like Gladiator Poo
November 21, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Gladiator 2 more like Gladiator Poo
Reposted by matt
this highly resonates with me lol
November 19, 2024 at 1:31 AM
this highly resonates with me lol
who else out here isn’t tryna pay a “small monthly fee” to use what used to be the bird app?
September 20, 2023 at 4:38 PM
who else out here isn’t tryna pay a “small monthly fee” to use what used to be the bird app?