"Geoffrey I shall never allow myself to be held in such craven arms!"

All of which is to say, my train is being held up in Ludlow after something hit a bridge and I'm getting bored.

A movie that coincidentally stars Lydbury North, Leinthall Starkes, and Cleobury Mortimer

Fuck it's fucking pretty

Former bovine poet laureate Michael Banyan please

The broken piece of kitchen cupboard door that, whilst growing up, I maintained I could see the face of the grim reaper in. He's still there, waiting for the wood to be burnt to release him.

Stickers for a fake election campaign I made when I was 16.

A record of the slowest news day the world has ever known.

Horrifically embarrassing teenage poetry, redacted.

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