David Byron
@dcbyron.bsky.social
Cloud engineer in gov/mil cybersecurity.
Thinking and writing about art history, interpretation, magic, poetry, satire…
Thinking and writing about art history, interpretation, magic, poetry, satire…
Fortune cookie disclosure
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Fortune cookie disclosure
I may have happened upon a smuggling ring at the local Chinese food joint
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I may have happened upon a smuggling ring at the local Chinese food joint
The collapse of “Do you know who I am?” isn’t always a humiliation, but it can be and sometimes it should be.
November 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
The collapse of “Do you know who I am?” isn’t always a humiliation, but it can be and sometimes it should be.
“The girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa”
October 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“The girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa”
Untitled, Hughie Lee-Smith, 1954
August 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Untitled, Hughie Lee-Smith, 1954
I wonder how nerve stapling polls
August 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I wonder how nerve stapling polls
The Harbin skull, defining example of the Homo Longi clade, now confirmed to be Denisovan (as suspected)
June 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The Harbin skull, defining example of the Homo Longi clade, now confirmed to be Denisovan (as suspected)
Sure, claw cat looks dangerous, but cat #3 is the one covered in fibers matching evidence found at the crime scene…
June 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Sure, claw cat looks dangerous, but cat #3 is the one covered in fibers matching evidence found at the crime scene…
Biologically suited to be king
June 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Biologically suited to be king
I’ll see your Norse Tungstens and raise you a set of Tungsten Nimbus….
May 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I’ll see your Norse Tungstens and raise you a set of Tungsten Nimbus….
Well, now—Look what the Pony Express dropped off!
#Daggerheart
#Daggerheart
May 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Well, now—Look what the Pony Express dropped off!
#Daggerheart
#Daggerheart
Ok, Fiennes—work your magic
May 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Ok, Fiennes—work your magic
There are indeed some prime candidates
May 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
There are indeed some prime candidates
The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The average American has three friends.
Strong hat game among the Orthodox mourners
April 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Strong hat game among the Orthodox mourners
I’ll always remember with fondness his sick, sick beats
April 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I’ll always remember with fondness his sick, sick beats
To be clear, that’s a quote from one of his scrofulous toadies.
April 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
To be clear, that’s a quote from one of his scrofulous toadies.