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Planes aren’t safe anymore so may take matters into my own hands…
February 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Planes aren’t safe anymore so may take matters into my own hands…
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How fitting would it be this year if when the ball drops it just bursts into flames
December 31, 2024 at 11:33 AM
How fitting would it be this year if when the ball drops it just bursts into flames
Beyonce unleashing the power of the Illuminati to start the new world order before Trump is inaugurated.
December 29, 2024 at 5:46 AM
Beyonce unleashing the power of the Illuminati to start the new world order before Trump is inaugurated.
Me: *Plays Cowboy Carter on the soundbar*
Mom: What? No video?
Me: Oh silly silly mother…we may never see those damn visuals.
Mom: What? No video?
Me: Oh silly silly mother…we may never see those damn visuals.
December 27, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Me: *Plays Cowboy Carter on the soundbar*
Mom: What? No video?
Me: Oh silly silly mother…we may never see those damn visuals.
Mom: What? No video?
Me: Oh silly silly mother…we may never see those damn visuals.
My mom when I yelled “Post Malone is on the TV” from the other room during Beyonce.
a group of people standing around a table with the words help is on the way written in white
ALT: a group of people standing around a table with the words help is on the way written in white
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December 26, 2024 at 12:38 AM
My mom when I yelled “Post Malone is on the TV” from the other room during Beyonce.
When both of your parents are SHOCKED you can play music from your phone on the TV soundbar.
December 24, 2024 at 7:21 PM
When both of your parents are SHOCKED you can play music from your phone on the TV soundbar.
I’m out in the sticks and just passed “Bare Den” Gentleman’s Club and I need a gay version immediately.
December 24, 2024 at 4:11 PM
I’m out in the sticks and just passed “Bare Den” Gentleman’s Club and I need a gay version immediately.
I’m not scared of the blizzard, it’s the blizzard that should be scared of me!
December 24, 2024 at 2:52 PM
I’m not scared of the blizzard, it’s the blizzard that should be scared of me!
If I could, I WOOD.
December 19, 2024 at 11:39 PM
If I could, I WOOD.
While everyone is all thirsty and distracted by the sexy shooter, I’m gunna swoop in and snag Jonathan Bailey while no one is watching. Eyes on the prize.
December 10, 2024 at 1:09 AM
While everyone is all thirsty and distracted by the sexy shooter, I’m gunna swoop in and snag Jonathan Bailey while no one is watching. Eyes on the prize.
Someone get Wendy Williams STAT! Today of ALLLLL days.
December 9, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Someone get Wendy Williams STAT! Today of ALLLLL days.
Never posted on the other site, but we are all new here and clearly rules are out the window so … here ya go.
November 16, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Never posted on the other site, but we are all new here and clearly rules are out the window so … here ya go.
Seeking asylum from the bird box.
November 12, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Seeking asylum from the bird box.