DW Brightman
@dbrightman.bsky.social
Look, it’s me. 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️🌈 Slowly X-iting Xitter (@dwbrightman). Sometimes write spooky things, but mainly work too much. Split between BC (near Vancouver) and OR (near Portland).
Ooo, I got a free bonus
December 8, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Ooo, I got a free bonus
Wait, I thought the creepily-watching elf was part of the North Pole Fantasy Suite experience.
No?
No?
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Wait, I thought the creepily-watching elf was part of the North Pole Fantasy Suite experience.
No?
No?
Joe looks entirely computer generated to me.
December 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Joe looks entirely computer generated to me.
I hate AI slop but in this case will make an exception. 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I hate AI slop but in this case will make an exception. 🤣
How did I miss these hits?
Will K-Tel release a collection?
Will K-Tel release a collection?
December 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
How did I miss these hits?
Will K-Tel release a collection?
Will K-Tel release a collection?
I’m missing something here
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I’m missing something here
🤣
Kegsbreath is already trying to pin it on the Admiral. Now Trump is pinning it on Kegsbreath.
This is what happens when you put your trust in untrustworthy people.
Kegsbreath is already trying to pin it on the Admiral. Now Trump is pinning it on Kegsbreath.
This is what happens when you put your trust in untrustworthy people.
December 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
🤣
Kegsbreath is already trying to pin it on the Admiral. Now Trump is pinning it on Kegsbreath.
This is what happens when you put your trust in untrustworthy people.
Kegsbreath is already trying to pin it on the Admiral. Now Trump is pinning it on Kegsbreath.
This is what happens when you put your trust in untrustworthy people.
I had a hunch that was the reason
a black and white photo of a man in a hood saying no it 's pronounced i-gor
ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a hood saying no it 's pronounced i-gor
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I had a hunch that was the reason
1,107
count von count from sesame street says 2ah ah ah
ALT: count von count from sesame street says 2ah ah ah
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I didn’t know that was a thing! 🤔
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I didn’t know that was a thing! 🤔
“…it wasn’t a deer.”
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 AM
“…it wasn’t a deer.”
Sorry, guest starring on 90210?
Was this 25 years ago?!
Was this 25 years ago?!
November 20, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Sorry, guest starring on 90210?
Was this 25 years ago?!
Was this 25 years ago?!
Nah, it’s big enough already.
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Nah, it’s big enough already.
The Blues Father?
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 AM
The Blues Father?
Maybe it will clear out tomorrow.
Just slightly green-tinted clouds in New Westminster.
Kermit Kemtrails?
Just slightly green-tinted clouds in New Westminster.
Kermit Kemtrails?
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Maybe it will clear out tomorrow.
Just slightly green-tinted clouds in New Westminster.
Kermit Kemtrails?
Just slightly green-tinted clouds in New Westminster.
Kermit Kemtrails?
The latest in finger food
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The latest in finger food