DW Brightman
dbrightman.bsky.social
DW Brightman
@dbrightman.bsky.social
Look, it’s me. 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Slowly X-iting Xitter (@dwbrightman). Sometimes write spooky things, but mainly work too much. Split between BC (near Vancouver) and OR (near Portland).
I could have gone as a cookie and tell people to eat me…👀
October 31, 2025 at 5:50 AM
October 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Yay Frog and Toad!
October 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Only three ancient eggs remain. This one was the best so far, least dehydrated!
October 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Happy Spooky Season.
September 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Be sure to share this Newsweek story with them, too. Feb 2024.

Let’s just swap out “Inspirer of new Hitler Youth” for “Charlie Kirk”.
September 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Best one yet.
August 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Example:
July 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Filler emergency
June 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Meanwhile, actual news source says
June 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
May 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
May 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Did you know that ChatGPT is being used to build profiles by sex traffickers, and letting it do work for you makes you a beta cuck? It’s all true!!
May 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
He’s alive. That’s a start.
April 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Just HAVE YOUR PAPERS AT ALL TIMES, right? To prove when you entered the country so as not to be detained?

Even at the beach?
April 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“Take Pierre Now”.

Coming soon to OnlyFans.
April 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
March 25, 2025 at 7:30 AM
If you know how.
March 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I see Tom Servo made it!
March 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Good. Let’s put AI to work on useful things for society, like medical research, instead of writing mediocre essays for lazy high schoolers and generating half-assed search results.
March 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
March 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
An ending in Oregon Trail 2025 edition?
March 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
2?

2?!

There’s a sequel?! On Tubi. @cachiporra.bsky.social
February 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Good news for the moment, but wise to order before they decide the postage costs too much.
February 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
This? Or something new? This deal was announced in 2022. Looks like it will be a one-year exclusive connection to Starlink that operates this year.
February 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM