dbcooper.bsky.social
@dbcooper.bsky.social
Alas I’ve reached the promised land
May 3, 2023 at 5:00 PM
All packed up for my road trip (adderall, Soylent 30 pack)
May 3, 2023 at 2:55 PM
Congratulations to Beau Is Afraid for being the worlds first truly schizophrenic movie
May 2, 2023 at 2:41 PM
Type of girl that is determined to sleep with the boiler room DJ
April 30, 2023 at 6:35 AM
Consulting my doctor because I can’t stop skeeting uncontrollably
April 29, 2023 at 1:58 PM
Reposted
Some of you people on this platform are much more smarter than me and I’m having a hard time playing Mr Smart man rn so pls show some mercy to the silly goofy worms like me
April 29, 2023 at 5:45 AM
If I had a gf I’d let them cheat on me with thundercat
April 29, 2023 at 1:57 PM
Had a dream last night I was beat up by a gang in exchange for audio equipment
April 29, 2023 at 1:54 PM
I sometimes like to imagine the horror a Scandinavian person must feel when visiting New York City for the first time
April 29, 2023 at 1:51 PM
This has 4chan energy. Welcome the new SkyChan
it’s incredible how well our dumb plan to make legacy media say the word “skeet” is working
holy shit
April 29, 2023 at 1:50 PM
The amount of rap lyrics we now get to recycle to talk about skeets has me absolutely titillated
April 29, 2023 at 1:47 PM
Skeeting at the club rn
April 29, 2023 at 5:36 AM
She’s a whoaman
April 28, 2023 at 9:04 PM
Reposted
A fun little drink makes the voices go away
April 28, 2023 at 7:56 PM
Gay and afraid
April 28, 2023 at 5:13 PM
Are you even a small social media platform if you don’t have at least one active radical conspiracy group
April 28, 2023 at 4:23 PM
Last night I e/yacked
April 28, 2023 at 4:21 PM
Has anyone done a Bluesky meetup yet
April 28, 2023 at 4:17 PM
OpenAI company all-hands
April 28, 2023 at 4:08 PM
I wanna meet the one 12 year old on here who lied about their age during the signup process
April 28, 2023 at 4:03 PM
I’m a nyc boy for the week
April 26, 2023 at 11:53 AM
It’s glorious
April 20, 2023 at 4:01 PM
It’s really important that you are occasionally in an environment where people can reject you. If your work is never exposed or viewed by other people you get such a skewed worldview.

Of course, if you’re just doing what you vibe with and that’s all you need then do that instead
April 15, 2023 at 4:44 AM
I came here to make Bluesky mean
April 14, 2023 at 5:35 AM