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Beamo
@db2k.bsky.social
Ciao
Fuck wordle and fuck connections today. Good morning
November 16, 2025 at 7:44 AM
A highlighter is not a name for makeup ffffs .. nyt
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Well well well… looks like someone else’s computer failed again. Makes you wonder if maybe you could do better in your own data centres eh
October 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Is Ticketmaster and everyone that works there the biggest cunt in the world? Quite possibly. Fuck those guys.
October 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Wife gave me some disposable socks which melt the skin off your feet. Have to wear them for 90 mins. So slippery. Walking around like I’ve messed myself, trying not to fall over.
October 14, 2025 at 8:48 AM
After spending the day at Legoland I can say that if you have clothing with a country or city name on it, unless it’s a university which you attended, you are a low rent chav.
August 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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July 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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To be honest if you have never had to boot up a computer with a five inch floppy disk then you have had it easy and I think you're a pussy
December 16, 2024 at 2:15 AM
England Women’s team consolidate their status as legends #engspa #europeanchampions #still
July 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Fuck off #wordle that is not a word. Massive pricks.
July 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
🟦 EzyTrainz has found another #delay from #SouthWesternRailway
🟥 VXH -> NBT
🟥 5 mins late
🟥 Due: 17:21
itms-apps://itunes.apple.com/app/id6746137229
June 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
🟦 EzyTrainz has found another #delay from #SouthWesternRailway
🟥 NBT -> WAT
🟥 4 mins late
🟥 Due: 07:09
itms-apps://itunes.apple.com/app/id6746137229

I like my app. I dislike how many trains it finds delayed. #EzyTrainz
June 5, 2025 at 6:08 AM
COYS. I am happy.
May 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I am a genius.
iPad vpn to my NAS.
Disney plus on iPad. Cast it to my Apple TV. Hey presto some English tv content on holiday.
May 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
-10 points to @joeandthejuice.bsky.social for having the audacity to use the word 'arugula' on a UK menu - for shame!!
April 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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All I saw was sandwich for at least 15 seconds
February 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The king of apple fitness!
February 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Mate. Can you just put a sloth at the bottom here? You know what they look like yeah?

Course bruv. I seen it. Faces. Arms. Innit.
February 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
It would be lovely if on Apple News+, I could block any ‘news’ with any kind of quote mark in the title.
Click bait shite. Apple needs to sort its paid for news service out. Sure.
February 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Hashtag bants
February 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Online shops. If I buy something that should not automatically subscribe me to an email DL. Get stuffed.
February 6, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Bullet for my Valentine topped out at 112 db last night.
February 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Educate!
January 28, 2025 at 8:21 AM
High as a kite earlier today
January 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
COYS
January 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM