sometimes i think about how my great aunt had her house broken into so many times, she became a hoarder so that if someone broke in again they'd just get overwhelmed and leave
June 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
sometimes i think about how my great aunt had her house broken into so many times, she became a hoarder so that if someone broke in again they'd just get overwhelmed and leave
purchased 11 used cds and until the rush of them getting delivered passes i'll be riding this high
March 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
purchased 11 used cds and until the rush of them getting delivered passes i'll be riding this high
oh hey i forgot about this
March 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
oh hey i forgot about this
MORE HOURS IS NOT A RAISE
February 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
MORE HOURS IS NOT A RAISE
i have lived with every facet of a roommate, from family and friends to significant others and complete strangers, and i will always choose to live by myself
February 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
i have lived with every facet of a roommate, from family and friends to significant others and complete strangers, and i will always choose to live by myself
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the amazon delivery driver doesn't know that package he's delivering will help keep my depression at bay for ten full minutes and it's gonna feel so good
January 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
the amazon delivery driver doesn't know that package he's delivering will help keep my depression at bay for ten full minutes and it's gonna feel so good
you can't hurt my feelings, my best friend is a cat
January 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
you can't hurt my feelings, my best friend is a cat
once again i'm awake and angry that my dream was better than reality
January 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
once again i'm awake and angry that my dream was better than reality
man i love seth rogen
January 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
man i love seth rogen
i woke up to a twitch payout but cannot remember the last time i streamed
January 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
i woke up to a twitch payout but cannot remember the last time i streamed
"pause the video, i need to smell my incense"
January 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"pause the video, i need to smell my incense"
just ordered myself 2 lego sets and i feel better about life already
January 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
just ordered myself 2 lego sets and i feel better about life already
might just start reaching out to people that appear in my dreams often cause what do you WANT
January 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
might just start reaching out to people that appear in my dreams often cause what do you WANT
on the corner of old town road and ocean avenue
December 30, 2024 at 8:43 PM
on the corner of old town road and ocean avenue
if you're still actively on twitter i worry how long you have before your brain becomes completely rotted
December 23, 2024 at 8:54 AM
if you're still actively on twitter i worry how long you have before your brain becomes completely rotted
trespassing is strange to me cause why do you wanna be somewhere you're not wanted so bad??
December 19, 2024 at 6:25 PM
trespassing is strange to me cause why do you wanna be somewhere you're not wanted so bad??
tripping off the fact that i found a full unsmoked j in my bag LOL
December 15, 2024 at 4:18 PM
tripping off the fact that i found a full unsmoked j in my bag LOL
i'm convinced lexus drivers are fully braindead
December 14, 2024 at 4:55 PM
i'm convinced lexus drivers are fully braindead
worst is missing someone that you probably shouldn't
December 13, 2024 at 5:35 AM
worst is missing someone that you probably shouldn't
i should maybe stop consulting my magic 8 ball for big life decisions
December 6, 2024 at 1:05 PM
i should maybe stop consulting my magic 8 ball for big life decisions
31 years in and NOW y'all tell me gold is my color????? hoes really ain't loyal
November 26, 2024 at 1:26 PM
31 years in and NOW y'all tell me gold is my color????? hoes really ain't loyal
"grow up" is such an underrated insult
November 24, 2024 at 7:36 PM
"grow up" is such an underrated insult
the expectation of your children taking care of you when you're old is really... entitled
November 24, 2024 at 4:00 PM
the expectation of your children taking care of you when you're old is really... entitled
finally got a white keyboard and oh babeyyyy
November 24, 2024 at 5:33 AM
finally got a white keyboard and oh babeyyyy
there's a part 2 to wicked??? you mean to tell me we're gonna have to deal with all this promo AGAIN???
November 23, 2024 at 4:02 AM
there's a part 2 to wicked??? you mean to tell me we're gonna have to deal with all this promo AGAIN???