Looking at the way that bead kitchen has been rucked up by the more distant fridge, I'm guessing this was Escher's nan?

Not likely to have been fermented because Colchester is not known for its lactobacilli cultures? Works for me.

Just you wait and see what Sir Robbie Gibb has to say about this! Oh, hang on...

In my long old living memory, immigration has been a talking point almost constantly. Every single administration has promised to tackle it, and not a single one of them ever has.

Why? Because they know that it drives the economy. Simple as that.

Why aren't you taking my money already?!?!

Hope I can be the first to say:

"...you are really spoiling us."

Eek. I've thought this, in my wooly way, but I remember overhearing my neighbour one night: "How many years is it since I thought of buying Final Cut Pro? 5? Haven't considered it since. Then last week I mentioned it to John in the pub. Since then, my timeline is plastered with adverts for it!"

It's a shame that he's allowed to just talk over the host rather than having to answer.