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Live footage from the DC Sandwich Guy case, where Border Patrol agent Greg Lairmore is being questioned by the defence.
Whatever the outcome, we can all empathise with the trauma suffered by these brave patriots who put themselves in the line of sandwich fire without thought for their own safety.
Whatever the outcome, we can all empathise with the trauma suffered by these brave patriots who put themselves in the line of sandwich fire without thought for their own safety.
November 5, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Live footage from the DC Sandwich Guy case, where Border Patrol agent Greg Lairmore is being questioned by the defence.
Whatever the outcome, we can all empathise with the trauma suffered by these brave patriots who put themselves in the line of sandwich fire without thought for their own safety.
Whatever the outcome, we can all empathise with the trauma suffered by these brave patriots who put themselves in the line of sandwich fire without thought for their own safety.
Do this, for fun and japes. You don't even need to provide your email at step 2 - just hit submit and you're good.
We've already made a difference.
We've already made a difference.
October 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Do this, for fun and japes. You don't even need to provide your email at step 2 - just hit submit and you're good.
We've already made a difference.
We've already made a difference.
I bent the big screw that I use for drilling holes in the ground. It doesn't auger well.
September 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I bent the big screw that I use for drilling holes in the ground. It doesn't auger well.
Yet another tragic shooting, and a Mormon church set alight. And this after shootings in Carolina, Texas and New Orleans. What is going on?!
Fortunately the police have once again found clues as to the motives behind the violence.
Fortunately the police have once again found clues as to the motives behind the violence.
September 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Yet another tragic shooting, and a Mormon church set alight. And this after shootings in Carolina, Texas and New Orleans. What is going on?!
Fortunately the police have once again found clues as to the motives behind the violence.
Fortunately the police have once again found clues as to the motives behind the violence.
Assume each family with > 2 dependent children has an average of 4.5 children, and the cost of this, using ONS data, is £1.6bn. Where does the other £1.4bn go?
Never mind that the money gets spent, boosting the economy & generating tax. Taskforce 🙄
Source: tinyurl.com/24w3daye
Never mind that the money gets spent, boosting the economy & generating tax. Taskforce 🙄
Source: tinyurl.com/24w3daye
September 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Assume each family with > 2 dependent children has an average of 4.5 children, and the cost of this, using ONS data, is £1.6bn. Where does the other £1.4bn go?
Never mind that the money gets spent, boosting the economy & generating tax. Taskforce 🙄
Source: tinyurl.com/24w3daye
Never mind that the money gets spent, boosting the economy & generating tax. Taskforce 🙄
Source: tinyurl.com/24w3daye
Fox news have moved the Overton window so far to the right that it's not even in their wall - it's propped up on bricks in the neighbour's driveway. And you can guess who the neighbour is.
September 17, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Fox news have moved the Overton window so far to the right that it's not even in their wall - it's propped up on bricks in the neighbour's driveway. And you can guess who the neighbour is.
Undeniably true. But then almost 2/5 of households have less income than that, often paying for 2 adults, 2+ children & the cost of running a home.
Worse though, I think it may be 318k/child/year, with costs doubled in 5 years and £300M profit for the biggest provider. Is that too much?
Worse though, I think it may be 318k/child/year, with costs doubled in 5 years and £300M profit for the biggest provider. Is that too much?
September 16, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Undeniably true. But then almost 2/5 of households have less income than that, often paying for 2 adults, 2+ children & the cost of running a home.
Worse though, I think it may be 318k/child/year, with costs doubled in 5 years and £300M profit for the biggest provider. Is that too much?
Worse though, I think it may be 318k/child/year, with costs doubled in 5 years and £300M profit for the biggest provider. Is that too much?
Hang on though, I thought they wanted free speech...
September 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Hang on though, I thought they wanted free speech...
Finally inducted into the Jerry Update club!
Got to say though, my Saturdays are kind of tough at the moment, so I'm not sure I'm okay with this...
Got to say though, my Saturdays are kind of tough at the moment, so I'm not sure I'm okay with this...
September 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Finally inducted into the Jerry Update club!
Got to say though, my Saturdays are kind of tough at the moment, so I'm not sure I'm okay with this...
Got to say though, my Saturdays are kind of tough at the moment, so I'm not sure I'm okay with this...
Interested to know why all the UK media are running with the story of 5 being killed in Jerusalem, rather than the story of 21 being killed in Gaza.
September 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Interested to know why all the UK media are running with the story of 5 being killed in Jerusalem, rather than the story of 21 being killed in Gaza.
I can't stop laughing about the JD Vance Colin The Caterpillar cake.
August 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I can't stop laughing about the JD Vance Colin The Caterpillar cake.
I hardly use it, but when I have I've had more run-ins than useful encounters. Today it got a basic sum wrong.
It terrifies me that people are using it in the real world.
It terrifies me that people are using it in the real world.
August 3, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I hardly use it, but when I have I've had more run-ins than useful encounters. Today it got a basic sum wrong.
It terrifies me that people are using it in the real world.
It terrifies me that people are using it in the real world.
Better late than never. UK take note.
July 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Better late than never. UK take note.
I'm worried that I've accidentally bought a printer from the turn of the millennium.
July 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I'm worried that I've accidentally bought a printer from the turn of the millennium.
HP has to be among the worst printer manufacturers - carbon-greedy spyware that heads straight to landfill once the warranty expires - but can Bluesky recommend a better one?
July 7, 2025 at 9:50 AM
HP has to be among the worst printer manufacturers - carbon-greedy spyware that heads straight to landfill once the warranty expires - but can Bluesky recommend a better one?
Every day we move further from God 😢
July 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Every day we move further from God 😢
The resemblance to Charlie Mullins is no coincidence.
June 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The resemblance to Charlie Mullins is no coincidence.
Okay, I think I've got it:
Arming soldiers to commit genocide - fine.
Chanting at soldiers who commit genocide - not fine.
Arming soldiers to commit genocide - fine.
Chanting at soldiers who commit genocide - not fine.
June 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Okay, I think I've got it:
Arming soldiers to commit genocide - fine.
Chanting at soldiers who commit genocide - not fine.
Arming soldiers to commit genocide - fine.
Chanting at soldiers who commit genocide - not fine.
Things change quickly - they're very territorial, live short lives, are affected by other wildlife, food availability, pets etc. My cat has been chasing this one, and only recently reached an uneasy truce.
I'm sure they'll be back 🤞
I'm sure they'll be back 🤞
June 16, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Things change quickly - they're very territorial, live short lives, are affected by other wildlife, food availability, pets etc. My cat has been chasing this one, and only recently reached an uneasy truce.
I'm sure they'll be back 🤞
I'm sure they'll be back 🤞
Yes. Here she is looking barely apologetic while I sit down and explain to her the cost of the glasses she just chewed up.
June 14, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Yes. Here she is looking barely apologetic while I sit down and explain to her the cost of the glasses she just chewed up.
May 29, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Just got a letter from the school: my daughter can't join in with swimming unless she has a swimming hat. I hope this will cut it...
![A pink cowboy hat bearing the legend "I [heart] 2 swim!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:343rhhbstq63f2b2kmqyyylb/bafkreihfokltlpa2zi7ongvnrcpoir2nuw7xcxq5uo6va275khys333ktu@jpeg)
May 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Just got a letter from the school: my daughter can't join in with swimming unless she has a swimming hat. I hope this will cut it...