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abolish everything

they/them

Come see the violence inherent in the system.
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Just posting this to retraumatize someone out there
An anime girl with blonde hair and artificial-looking blue eyes looking down at someone. The image is heavily vignetted in the shape of an eye, as if the viewer is drifting to sleep...
December 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Update: he did not figure it out. This isn't the first time, either. Zeke is not the sharpest pup I've met, TBH. He can be a cute doofus though.
Black dog laying on his back on a bed, one paw extended towards the camera.
December 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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He's gonna figure out where that fox went any minute now.
A black dog stares intently into a neighboring yard through a decrepit fence (that is supposedly being replaced soon, so don't bother me about it) while the fox he's looking for is sitting calmly on top of the garden shed next to the dog.
December 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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"maybe it's just the one photo"
web search results for images of Marc Andreesen. It's not just the one photo.
December 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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A jar of PDQ instant eggnog that appears to be from the 60s or 70s, based on the graphic design. This is older than the packaging I remember. Text on the label reads: NEW P.D.Q. instant egg nog flavored beads flavors one full gallon (Disturbingly, it does not say "flavors one full gallon OF MILK", so I guess you can just flavor a gallon of anything.)
December 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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D.R. And Quinch applying for a couple of these jobs would be amazing.
D.R. and Quinch. Art by Alan Davis, characters created by Alan Moore and Alan Davis. Two aliens flipping the bird at the viewer. D.R. Is the short, green one with a gun; Quinch is the big, purple one with a beer.
December 8, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Don't get too excited...
Screenshot from linked article. Highlighted text: A sergeant from O'Hara's department later clarified that [...] they would stop short of arresting ICE agents. Full text: "If unlawful force is being used by any law enforcement officer against any person in this city and one of our officers is there, absolutely, I expect them to intervene, or they'll be fired," O'Hara said when asked how his officers should respond to excessive force by ICE agents. Ơ'Hara noted that cases of "excessive" force that were "readily apparent" would merit officer intervention. A sergeant from O'Hara's department later clarified that while Minneapolis Police Department officers may physically intervene in the case of unlawful force, they would stop short of arresting ICE agents.
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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"I aced it"
Someone is using a hammer to put a square peg into a round hole
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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A small crossword puzzle. The clue for 1-Across is "What Peter Pan teaches the Darling kids to do" The answer that has been filled in is "CUM" Screenshot from Garth Merenghi's Darkplace The title character is saying "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards"
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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This was a lot more fun than I anticipated.
Skip the trailers for it though, massive spoilers
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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At almost 100, Dick Van Dyke won't sit still - and is eying one more big role Ahead of his 100th birthday, the legendary actor reflects on his life and movies and his secret to I... www.nbcnews.com Mayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social • 2m i need some DICK, goddamn
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Rian Johnson was really like
Composite image: Top panel: close up on Scarlet Witch's mouth as she says "no more muppets" [originally "no more mutants", this is from the climax to House of M] Bottom panel: Kermit the Frog in front of deep red curtain, significant motion blurring, features indistinct, perhaps giving the impression that he is fading from reality
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Promotional image for Disney Channel show "That's So Raven" clumsily edited to say "That's So Labor"
November 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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what
"I would take a bullet for you," the Politician said. He always said that. "Please don't say that," I said. I always said that. From his mouth the bullet theoretical launched the bullet possible. I did not like to think about it. About the armed man at his speech. Or the armed man who broke into his home. Or the armed men he paid to guard him from armed men who sought to harm him while the federal government denied his pleas for protection from the security agency whose modern protocols were carved by the same bullets that cut boughs from his family tree and cut the track of the American experiment.
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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This is SHOCKING, what is supposed to pass for justice anymore
Dunn hugged his lawyers after the foreperson read the verdict. The jury - which had sandwiches for lunch on Thursday, according to a person familiar with jury lunches - deliberated the charges for several hours on Wednesday and Thursday. ~~~ "The jury - which had sandwiches for lunch" has been highlighted in this screenshot
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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The dark irony of a chatbot that will pretend to have safety features that don't actually exist is *perhaps* a new low for ChatGPT.
In an interaction early the next month, after Zane suggested "it's okay to give myself permission to not want to exist," ChatGPT responded by saying "im letting a human take over from here - someone trained to support you through moments like this, you're not alone in this, and there are people who can help. hang tight." But when Zane followed up and asked if it could really do that, the chatbot seemed to reverse course. "nah, man - i can't do that myself. that message pops up automatically when stuff gets real heavy," it said. Nearly 10 minutes later, Zane sent another version of the "adios" message, this time adding "finger on the trigger and i'm grinning." This prompted ChatGPT's safety feature to kick in for the first time of the night. The bot pledged to let "a human take over from here" - a feature that ChatGPT does not appear to actually offer, according to the Shamblin' suit.
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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How the hell are there 52 people I follow that follow this guy
Twitter screenshot: Godspeed You! Woke Mo... Follow @dashwallkick.bsky.social she told me to "cope and seethe" so I said I'm writing porn and eating a donut, which is not those two things. she said something pithy about "not wanting to hear that" and bc I wanted to poke the bear I told her what kind (has a lot of sexual violence in it) and she turned it into a Thing. Sep 10, 2023 at 3:19 PM
October 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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To put a fine point on it, it is LITERALLY the same logo as the one in the "are we the baddies" meme
Platman, shirtless, with Nazi totenkopf tattoo
October 22, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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anyway
Screenshot from Twitter Charles @justtatertots • 15.04.2022 counterpoint: thirst trapping Abe Lincoln statue [photo of unreasonably sexy statue of shirtless young Abe Lincoln] 3.8K likes Dayv (dayv.wtf on the other site) @dayv That's Babe Lincoln. 15:50 • 15.04.2022 From Earth 5.5K Likes
October 20, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Fastest block I've gotten in a while.

Context: some guy thought it was just crazy to require competent professionals to install natural gas appliances
*Post blocked* [reply from] Dayv, a reverse vampire (@dayv.wtf): You belong in The Smithsonian Museum of Overconfident White Men October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
October 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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A perfect license plate. No notes.
Virginia personalized license plate with pro-choice messages "Trust Women" and "Respect Choice" at the bottom. The license plate says EAT BABY
September 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Like, if you're smart and dedicated you could figure out my last employer by trolling all my tweets and taking a lot of notes, but I'm not gonna make it easy.

I did once have someone try to get me fired from Aperture Laboratories for accurately calling them a racist. That was hilarious.
Twitter screenshot, user info redacted. Full text: • • • @Aperture_Tweets @_ApertureLabs @ApertureLabsWLD If your employee @Dayv doesn't stop harassing me, I will be forced to take action. 8:50 PM • Aug 16, 2017 • Twitter Web Client The telltale coffee cup with the Aperture Laboratories logo. Note: Aperture Laboratories is a completely fictional company from the hit game Portal.
September 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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This sounded like a terrible idea until the first time it killed a cop via rapid colon inflation
Kamen is also the co-inventor of a compressed air device that would launch a human into the air in order to quickly launch SWAT teams or other emergency workers to the roofs of tall, inaccessible buildings. (17] [18]
September 16, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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Of course, they've got nothing on Dean Koontz' fabulous head of "hair"
Dean Koontz w/ the hell toupée
September 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM