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Ellie
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Have courage, monocerotes!
Tiny! Itty bitty!
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
If you're planning to boil your head then a sous vide wouldn't work at all Natalie, those are almost always well below boiling point
The stones plan works fine though you've got loads of pockets
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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the fact that i can see footage of a shooter that plays like halo and looks like mirror's edge and think "oh yeah there's no way i'm buying this" is genuinely impressive
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Do they bring the hero their most prized relic to aid in the hero's quest, and it's a £2 coin that four of them need to work together to carry over?
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
It's normal ham
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I know! You're Hammy!!
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I need to ask the important questions: is Maah Maahy?
November 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Ham!!!
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
On the one hand we have a story about an nine foot tall misunderstood entity designed out of his creator's obsessions, only to be rejected for his apparent shortcomings, and on the other hand---
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
my sole counterpoint is that carpets are nicer to pass out on
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Dark souls text MIMIS SNORKED
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Ogryn TWO
November 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM